1. Get a job.
2. You cover the base of your excuse by highlighting your "serious" online relationship at 18, which, compared to others, makes a Tinder fling look like a wedding vow.
3. Enough with the euphemisms. Stop painting the problem as merely playing "god comp", and, start admitting that you had a ringer pilot the account. How is it "scummy" to queue an overpowered composition in a cash prize tournament? Is it somehow more honorable to fight a suspenseful, close match? If so, Skill-Capped played it wrong last year when their Blizzcon winning team was the equivalent to Mike Tyson knocking out opponents with his first swing.
I could continue to slice off your head verbally and serve it on a plate for the jury of ArenaJunkies, but I'll show mercy because at least you pretend morality, which, is a notch above most socially marginalized rejects in this community.
Hey, Bailamos, at least his internet girlfriend doesn't cheat on him with another streamer