Anyway, we have like 10 bros on Korgath that play together and shit all the time. A Gladiator or higher player of every class. We did 22 teams to 2750ish which was Gladiator range on Vengeance. Whatever, it was a great time. So we got 750,000g in our guild bank for pretty much no reason and we started telling people to put their money into the guild bank for the million gold achievement which didn't exist.
I started slipping into like, a manic state of spending money like Johnny Depp in Blow. I bought a Tabard of the Lightbringer and a Reins of Poseidus and I started paying Night Elfs from Dread to whisper me sexy things all the time. I bought items I couldn't even use, sometimes I got scammed out of like, 15k or something for a Race Change but I didn't even care I would just buy another one.
And then things changed. This guy, Ringullio, is basically the James Gandolfini of Game Masters. You see, like 3 times we almost got caught by a Game Master but we would just take all the gold and mail it to everyone we know and their brothers and it never got fully reclaimed by the audit - at this point we were working with like a cool million. Jesus. Anyway, Ringullio busts open our operation and starts sending me these tells:
I'm not like, Kollektiv or something and I don't even know what a code is so you're gonna have to click on those bad boys yourself. Anyway, first thing first he just comes on and bans all my officers. Like, no warning, no e-mail, no nothin'. So it's just me. So these guys in my guild MMR exploited to like 2900 and I thought it would be funny to tell him they had the gold. They got banned too. So here I am, short like 890,000 gold and he's telling me that I have 5 minutes to get it or my account will be closed. I told him I need more time. He gave me 5 more minutes. I still needed more time. I ended up scrounging up like, 7,000. He banned me.
Basically just wanted to let everyone know that if Ringullio messages you just try to do whatever he says because he does not care about anything. He banned people just because I told him they had his money. Think Denzel Washington in American Gangster but without any sort of limitations due to blackness or Russel Crowe or anything.
Just a friendly heads up.
Account Name: 63395607#1
Character Name: Legolasdwarf
Account Action: Account Closed
Offense: GM Defrauduling
Details: Attempting to Interfere With Scam Reclaimation and of GM Investigation
We understand that these policies may seem harsh, but they are in place to ensure that every player is able to fully enjoy their travels in the World of Warcraft. Thank you in advance for respecting our position.
Any disputes or questions concerning this account action can only be addressed by Account Administration. To learn more about how Account Administration is able to assist you, please visit us at http://us.blizzard.c...port/article/cs .
We thank you in advance for respecting our position.
Oh, btw since we're on the topic... I was just curious if any 22 year old Caucasian Males, who are Canadian and live in Southern Ontario near the border to New York State got rank 1 as a Warlock while playing on their MSi laptop as Shadowplay? Nope?? Well I guess that just leaves me...
Now that the servers are down and I can safely expose this idiot, I'll clarify:
All images can be right clicked and opened in new tab for full size if they don't pan out right on AJ.
He's right. After farming this shit team until they stopped queuing, we took a break from 5s. A two month break that lasted through the end of the season. On the last day, our hunter was busy with mandatory military shenanigans or whatever. Our warrior went to bed at 10:30 or 11 or whatever. He goes to bed early. Our shaman went to his girlfriend's house and called me extremely drunk.
But I was still around.
When I saw this shitter seriously passed us by one point, in an attempt to deny our warrior/hunter/priest the prestigious gladiator title (because people give a shit about that), I had to burst his bubble. It was too much. So I queued with what I had.
A rogue who hadn't done a rated arena in months.
A hunter who hadn't played 5s since season 8.
A warrior alt.
And my best friend in the world, Holyentity.
We had such a shitcan MMR that we actually got 0 points for the first game, and 1 point for the next two games, but since these randies were so confident with their 1 point lead that they felt like they didn't have to check on us or push any higher than the already extremely difficult 3rd place in the 5s bracket, 2 points was enough.
After we played our games, he actually logged onto Arthas to gloat. Of course, I played dumb.
Ibiichan and I laughing at this idiot:
What a fucking retard.
The lesson: don't fuck with wigart, best played warrior i've seen all season and this 5s will be his first gladiator.
Thank god this shit season is over and we can get back to complaining about broken legendaries.