they are not amused. 6 days 6 hours
"I am really not happy with this problem that I am having! I am so -stuck- right now, I have the same feeling as the day my account got -hacked-! I really hope you can fix this issue; the last thing I want is to cancel my subscription."
Add something like that after all of your petitions
edit: if you really want a fast response, also be sure to add "GRRR!!! I am so frustrated!!! I almost want to commit suicide hacked stuck help cancel subscription bugged abuse harassment racism"