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#4208569 Reedwise is back !

Posted Zaephyr on Yesterday, 05:37 PM

View PostFTRouslan, on 15 September 2014 - 05:36 PM, said:

What's your MBPH?

Around 80 as of today. Pretty low.

#4207519 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 14 September 2014 - 02:47 AM

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#4207387 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 13 September 2014 - 09:54 PM

Sorry you appear to have not answered the most vital question

what is your MBPH?

#4206727 help me win a gamer girl contest!

Posted Zaephyr on 12 September 2014 - 12:59 PM

seems legit

#4206517 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 11 September 2014 - 08:24 PM

Android is SO much better than iphone it's like comparing.

It's like comparing me and Dan's dicks against the rest of the worlds.

No competition.

#4205500 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 10 September 2014 - 02:57 AM

mosquitos love suckin my dick

#4205473 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 10 September 2014 - 02:44 AM

wEll yeah even though i didnt kiss i obviously still banged like 5000,000000 girls by the time i was 10, that's different though.

My dicks like some species of shark - if it ever stops moving it dies.

#4205395 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 10 September 2014 - 01:07 AM

View PostFlavours, on 09 September 2014 - 08:49 PM, said:

at age 18/9? thats worrying

don't listen to Flavours.

Just don't be awkward,

as a secondary tip buy some Titanium hair wax - it's a real game changer.

You may not believe me (I know it's hard to think) - but I was once in a similar situation to you. Now i DRIVE the school bus

#4205095 new iphone in 5.5 inches long

Posted Zaephyr on 09 September 2014 - 06:29 PM

Your phone would've been bigger than your dick even if you were using a nokia 3310 m8

#4204588 Hey guys, y u no yinket

Posted Zaephyr on 08 September 2014 - 10:19 PM

Wow cant believe I actually bothered to watch that

#4204516 What is the "synergy" between lock/sham?

Posted Zaephyr on 08 September 2014 - 08:50 PM

View PostJaytron, on 08 September 2014 - 08:11 PM, said:

Ty, it's my only achievement since my return to WoW

Me, duh. asl?


#4203598 Good book to read thread

Posted Zaephyr on 07 September 2014 - 02:11 PM

thanks glongon don't know what i'd do without your posts!

#4203568 Life advice

Posted Zaephyr on 07 September 2014 - 01:23 PM

Gonna doll out some #SOUND advice right.

So From the age of around 10-16 I was pretty fucking fat, I sat in front of the computer all day and did nothing but play games.

Here is the secret to my success: When I was 16 I was diagnosed with diabetes, however, before I was diagnosed, i had it for months and months without realizing. I developed Ketoacidosis - which is basically when you start eating your own fat and shit, i don't really understand it. I lost ~20kg+ in 3 weeks before I was diagnosed and i couldn't walk and shit, but then I didn't put the weight back on afterwards.

Anyway, what i'm trying to say is, induce diabetes in yourself then let it get to a point where your blood is around ~60% sugar (instead of 4-7) lose all that weight then run fast as fuck to a hospital

hope this helps

(true story)


#4202929 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted Zaephyr on 06 September 2014 - 12:40 PM

Well mines ~8

#4202857 Life advice

Posted Zaephyr on 06 September 2014 - 10:14 AM

View PostSlashgiggle, on 06 September 2014 - 02:29 AM, said:

You just need to increase your MBPH (Models Banged Per Hour, obviously).

Assuming your MBPH is on the low side, say 15, just double it for about a week, then add 5-10 each week for 8 weeks and you will get the results you desire.

Alexis can post a before/after pic of himself if you want to see how effective this simple change can be.

Yeah couldn't agree more with this post

I was averaging a low ~20 MBPH for a while and I was being teased at school, bullied by even my parents and my brothers. I spoke to Dan one day though and it kinda changed my life, he'd been running at ~100 for the past 20 years and i've never seen someone in better peak physical form.

So yeah, I gradually increased over the years and now I'm hitting a respectable, but still pretty low ~60 MBPH. I'm still working on it though. I can only recommend that you give Dan (Slashgiggle) a private message and he can provide you with information for the purchase of the textbook/other life info.

He also wrote the book - "How to deal with a dick that's BIGGER than the rest of your body" - So if you need any advice on that then you can directly contact the author right here - which I think is pretty cool.