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#4212790 mods

Posted Kawklee on Yesterday, 04:24 PM

View PostBrian_Emo, on 19 September 2014 - 04:02 PM, said:

I feel genuinly bad for EU being represented by France. We aint like this.

please contribute a rep before posting further


#4212745 mods

Posted Kawklee on Yesterday, 03:17 PM

[post saved for additional rep and arya's penis {when available (will accept alexis substitute)}]


#4212739 mods

Posted Kawklee on Yesterday, 03:16 PM

[post reserved for additional reps and pictures of nordmo]

PICTURE OF NORDMO

WARNING: EU

Spoiler



#4212736 mods

Posted Kawklee on Yesterday, 03:15 PM

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#4212733 mods

Posted Kawklee on Yesterday, 03:14 PM

can we please clarify posting guidelines for off-topic

more and more people are getting infractions, and there doesn't seem to be a consensus amongst mods as to what is allowed or not

I always figured that OT was somewhere between gen forums and RR in terms of permissibility. Is this wrong? Are we not allowed to diss/flame/hate on people, are we not allowed to make jokes, are we allowed to embed boobies but only if we use spoiler tags?

If we must, let's take a referendum on this. Scotland has paved the way. I know many of you are EUs and dont understand democracy, but I think if we set up an electorate college of OT's top posters (me and a select few) we can draft a governing and rules outline for the rest of the users

please show ur support and fight against ridiculous and inconsistent modding by repping this post. if you have reached your maximum amount of reppage for the day, you are allowed to rep this post the day after.


#3753326 PROOF @hydrahacked

Posted Apey on 28 August 2012 - 03:56 PM

Posted Image

my masterpiece


#4212238 2014 NA Regional Drama Wrap-Up

Posted Regent on 18 September 2014 - 11:54 PM

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Since there has been a lot of drama recently, I figured I would make a TL;DR thread for those of you that have successful real lives and can't sit on ArenaJunkies 24/7.

The North American Regional Qualifiers:
  • Hosted by ESL (the same company that organized the holocaust)
  • 2800 players qualify but only 50 Teams signed up
  • No seeding and random placement meant some popular teams eliminated each other right of the bat
  • Zero interaction with Blizzard, even after the ESL website wasn't working
  • People suspect Blizzard will be asking for some of the money they paid ESL back, since ESL apparently completely forgot that they were supposed to hold this tournament
Vanguards team gets knocked out because of a "no-show":
  • Timestamp does show that Vanguards team was almost 30 minutes late to their match
  • They claim they had no idea the time they were supposed to play
  • Poor organization and almost no help from ESL admin, many people think they didn't deserve the loss
  • Vanguards, being the least confrontational person in existence, made a nice forum post saying how he is slightly angry that he missed out on a chance for $40,000 USD
Jah's team gets knocked out and tries to get back in on a technicality, twice:
  • Claims his first loss was not actually the "real" game and only practice
  • Screenshots show his team agreeing it was the real game
  • Some people claim that after his second loss he tried to contact tournament admin and get it changed
  • Talbadar is "disappointed" in jah
  • Jah, unsurprisingly, calls everyone "retards" and hasn't been seen since
Wizk's team cheats and has other players, not on their roster, play:
  • By far the biggest drama generating event of the tournament
  • Wizk, Jakenotezz, and Random rogue decided to play RPS in tournament
  • Upon tournament brackets coming out, they realize they will have to fight comps that are strong against them
  • Wizk realizes that it would be too obvious to ddos his opponents, he determines he will have to come up with another way to cheat
  • Wizk replaces his rogue and rsham with an rdruid and mage who are not on his team roster and then wins multiple games (it is assumed that the mage was played by, "Piecez," and the druid by, "Rynd")
  • People (obviously) realize what is happening and he gets disqualified for cheating
  • Wizk then cries, makes a 40 minute video about why he didn't cheat, no one believes him
  • Jakenotezz, then makes a post on AJ admitting that they cheated, apologizing, and says he only did it to bang his 18 y/o e-girlfriend when he goes to New York
  • Wizk then claims he is too good for this community
  • Wizk locks in his spot next to Xandyn in the "top 5 scummiest wow players of all time"
  • Randomroguex is mad that no one knows who he is, doesn't understand the concept of why cheating is bad, and is apparently a part of some "elite cheaters club"
Multiple teams Disqualified after the tournament ends based on their geographical location:
  • Apparently it was easier to allow these people to play in the tournament and then disqualify them after they won
  • Raises multiple questions about the outcome of the tournament, since the teams who got DQ'ed knocked people out of the tournament
  • The dominant team of Jeff, Barry, and Twochainz is rumored to be one of the teams DQ'ed
Avangelyne proves he is really weird:
  • Made multiple weird posts about having a girlfriend
  • Multiple awkward tweets involving, but not limited to: old memes, obscure Norwegian cover bands, and History channel TV shows
  • All of this is okay though, because according to him, he "has a lot of friends"
Former 3rd place Blizzcon team, "PvP Live" replaces healer the night before qualifiers:
  • but apparently forget to tell him he is off the team
  • Famous monk, "Dannycarey" is replace by other famous monk, "Verdantstorm"
  • Novoz and Thugonomicz imply that Dannycarey is part of something (Illuminati?)
  • Dannycarrey still hasn't run out of mana
Glinks:
  • Surprisingly, Glinks didn't cheat or try to ddos anyone
  • Nice work, Glinks
World of Warcraft PvP Designer, "Holinka" no where to be found:
  • A week has gone by since his last sighting
  • Police have decided to end the search
  • His family stays hopeful
Arena Junkies:
  • Datacus tries really hard to get some free rep, fails miserably
  • For the first time in over a year, people are capped out on giving rep
  • If you point out any scummy things that friends of the moderators have done, you will be getting an infraction
  • Flavour is still making stupid posts
  • Dillypoo's insults have been getting noticeably better over time, possibly hitting puberty soon?
  • Bigmoran tries to dispel ddos rumors by threatening to ddos anyone who talks about it
  • Thugonomicz believes that Arenajunkies.com is actually "Horse cocks"
  • Bailamos dropped in to insult Jakenotezz for having an e-girlfriend, the irony is palpable
  • More wintrading in EU, no one is surprised
  • The "scummy dozen" continue to rep each-other in an attempt to make it seem like they have some community support
  • Ayra is still black, and still european



#4211893 Apology to everyone

Posted Shawir on 18 September 2014 - 04:40 PM

View PostZaephyr, on 18 September 2014 - 03:50 PM, said:

im a faget

couldn't agree more


#3752269 PROOF @hydrahacked

Posted Claynz on 27 August 2012 - 11:09 PM

View PostHynníx, on 27 August 2012 - 11:04 PM, said:

why doesnt this appear in his mage guide

HAHAHAHAHAHA


#3752229 PROOF @hydrahacked

Posted Niezeremake on 27 August 2012 - 10:56 PM

View PostPyonx, on 27 August 2012 - 10:55 PM, said:

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keep it rolling
fucking hell starcookie take it easy


#4209997 ESL/BLIZZARD SCANDAL

Posted Mattadoro on 17 September 2014 - 05:02 PM

aj seems to be getting better since this esl thing


#4211227 ESL ruined PVP Community more.

Posted Dillypoo on 18 September 2014 - 06:47 AM

They say if you lock yourself in the bathroom, turn off all the lights, spin around 3 times chanting "MW beastcleave" and look back into the mirror Glinkz will appear with your destroyed router in his hand.


#4211068 ESL ruined PVP Community more.

Posted Nmplol on 18 September 2014 - 05:32 AM

ESL just helped show the world the true colors of the highest WoW players. I've said it for a while now. WoW has the most toxic and most egotistical players in it. Without proper parenting or a good moral compass you end up with these people.

I suck at arena pvp, but I thoroughly enjoyed this.


#4211440 Apology to everyone

Posted Ayrasaurus on 18 September 2014 - 10:01 AM

Inb4 Elizabeth ends up being a 47 year old school janitor called Tyrone


#4211164 Apology to everyone

Posted Glink on 18 September 2014 - 06:18 AM

View PostBailamosx, on 18 September 2014 - 06:00 AM, said:

By the end of your post, any apology has been lost to me in an orgy of bad grammar and irrelevant excuses. I've known you for several seasons, and, I can say firmly, without question. You. Are. Full. Of. Shit.

Assorted Thoughts:

1. Get a job.

2. You cover the base of your excuse by highlighting your "serious" online relationship at 18, which, compared to others, makes a Tinder fling look like a wedding vow.

3. Enough with the euphemisms. Stop painting the problem as merely playing "god comp", and, start admitting that you had a ringer pilot the account. How is it "scummy" to queue an overpowered composition in a cash prize tournament? Is it somehow more honorable to fight a suspenseful, close match? If so, Skill-Capped played it wrong last year when their Blizzcon winning team was the equivalent to Mike Tyson knocking out opponents with his first swing.

I could continue to slice off your head verbally and serve it on a plate for the jury of ArenaJunkies, but I'll show mercy because at least you pretend morality, which, is a notch above most socially marginalized rejects in this community.
Trying too hard to be reedwise.




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