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#3936595 Corruption in the Department of Justice!

Posted Pandalol on 10 September 2013 - 06:03 AM

So as I'm sure you all know, there has been some funny business, as there always is at the end of the season with a certain employee of the DOJ. This of course is everyone's favorite paladin, Rambojohny. It all starts as most arena stories do, with a bit of win trading. Rambo, ever thirsty for that elusive Rank 1 title, decided to trade with "FUN TIME JENNA" a game a piece to land on a rank 1 tie with "boys are back in town."

However, Rambo and this team have a volatile relationship, so he sent an envoy to speak on his behalf. Ryanz extended the Tyrannical Gladiators Olive Branch to Fadezz, only to be completely ignored:

Diplomacy isn't always the answer, so this of course meant war. Another round of wintrading was scheduled to go down, but this time the wool was pulled over our hero Rambo's eyes and he was left high and dry. A 1-1 wintrade turned into a 1-0 DDOS and dip, leaving him down 8 points and without a paddle. "Not this time" whispered Rambo, quivering with rage. Desperate times often call for desperate measures, and it was time for Johny to talk not with his gaming, but with his wallet.

The following is an AJ private message pow wow with Zunniyaki and Rambo. I won't even say anymore, let the pictures speak for themselves:
Of course, Zunniyaki turned down this illustrious offer. 0/2 there Ramby.

Deplorable. Despicable. Just downright dirty. The Department of Justice are supposed to be pillars of Honor and Integrity. Rambo being among this elite cadre, even if only in a Janitorial capacity, should be absolutely ashamed of himself. But our big spender doesn't stop there. He approached Poppychulo, inquiring about DDOS or hacked team disband services for $1000. Reedz was asked to wintrade, despite being on a non linked BG (smooth Rambo). And of course there was the money proposal to seestraightz that backfired as previously mentioned.

Obviously this is nothing new to RamboJohny, but its always nice to see the proof and the stories. So please gentleman, do your part in assuring that Rambo receives proper punishment. Cheating never wins.

#3934609 US-Emberstorm 3v3 (s13)

Posted Votlol on 04 September 2013 - 10:42 PM

@ Noxity

I don't know who you think you are but you can accuse me and my team of win trading all you want. Not only is it simply your word against ours (due to your lack of proof), but you lack a lot of credibility due to no experience and a bunch of QQing on about the Emberstorm ladder because you are hyped up about getting your first 2600 as ret hunter disc, just like every other ret hunter.

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^ I could say the very same to you in this image, fyi.

Since I'm a nice guy I'm going to give you a few lessons just this one time.

First of all everyone makes mistakes, and as a warrior when you get full Hoj'd and there are no CD's popped on you, you expect you can sit the HoJ, ya you should trinket and rally if you get low, as trinket isn't on GCD, obviously, but he was surprised that in the last two seconds of the stun the ret's cd's were able to global him, and the fear that followed his trinket prevented him from using rally (obviously a mistake because he was scrambling around but like I said everyone screws up).

I don't know if you guys think you play every game perfect, or what, but you need to keep in mind that you are playing ret hunter and I am surprised that you imply that you outplay much of anything with that comp, especially a KFC. KFC is one of the weakest hunter cleave comps at the moment, there just isn't enough CC or damage to match jungle, ret hunter, phd (kfc beats phd in cc arguably but obviously not damage), etc. But when you land a win on a team, it doesn't always mean you so much out played them as out comp, especially as of late, fyi.

Okay so my KFC on Emberstorm was the highest rated KFC in the world s13 from when we began playing, all the way until kind of recently, when MMR inflation kicked in. Prior to 5.3 we seem to do better, even though KFC was even weaker at the time (warriors would die a lot easier, and lots of RPS's were running around which was a sort of even match up / slightly in the RPS's favor, maybe), but we played some after the patch and took a bit of a break. I joined a couple teams on other toons, and my hunter and I played 5's on KT with my druid. Long story short, there were random things / terrible reasons that kept us from queuing our main KFC on Emberstorm for a long time. We still plan to push, because why not, and have planned to all this time, despite our procrastination. But in case you didn't know about the scientific discovery, when you stop doing something for a long time, you tend to get a little bit rusty, meaning you don't play as well.

But our first time queuing in FOREVER on our Emberstorm KFC was last week, and it just so happened to be a Monday. We queue'd 1 game vs an RMP and almost lost (it came down to a 2v3 and we still won) vs Vaze Djmacdaddy etc while they were 2500 MMR. It was a close game so we stopped.

Then the next time we queued was the other night on Monday because we were all on and not busy, I wasn't queuing with any of my other teams, etc. It was labor day weekend, so it doesn't even seem suspicious to me, but yeah. And on top of it all we were queuing from like 5pm until 10pm ish... But I guess going up 10 rating for a night is suspicious for 5 hours of queuing, especially when it means the difference between whether or not we get glad (lol), or r1. Those 10 points are vital to meeting our goals, obviously.

But yeah at the end of the day you can think what you like, but you would be foolish to ignore the things I pointed out here, I think. But as for what I've told you previously, I'm going to snipe you all I can and take a bunch of SS's of your team of inbred's getting farmed by Bailamostar, lmao; that's what you get for sniping me and then accusing me of trading on top of it, I'll be keeping you dogs on your leashes.

Next time just bite your tongue though, you have no exp, no knowledge, no name, no grounds, nothing that gives you the right or capability of saying / doing these things and it just puts a big target on your back to be ridiculed.

#3930424 #worldfirst

Posted stalebagel on 23 August 2013 - 09:02 AM

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#3932207 RBG Fantasy League (RBGFL)

Posted Pandalol on 28 August 2013 - 08:20 AM

View PostBailamosx, on 27 August 2013 - 07:58 AM, said:

Hello ArenaJunkies.

I want to provide something for the whole community involving RBGs. Something that doesn't involve sitting 10 minute queues to face the 1400 rated guild group from Vek'Nilash Horde.

I'd imagine this is easily remedied by queuing when other teams queue instead of being a shook ass nigga.

P.S 5 stars get at me peasants.

#3932150 RBG Fantasy League (RBGFL)

Posted Braindance on 28 August 2013 - 02:37 AM

View PostHasuit2, on 28 August 2013 - 02:37 AM, said:

Awesome idea

#3931993 RBG Fantasy League (RBGFL)

Posted Covlol on 27 August 2013 - 06:54 PM

View PostBailamosx, on 27 August 2013 - 06:18 PM, said:

I thought recess was unique to elementary school (grades 1-5). Did you get held back a year? Also, did you spend five hours drafting elaborate rules, reaching out to the entire schoolyard community, and, were you ever met with snappy one sentence comments of disdain and ridicule in return for your genuine attempt?

Probably not but i bet he bought his access to recess :duckers:

#3931902 RBG Fantasy League (RBGFL)

Posted snugglebunny on 27 August 2013 - 10:57 AM

this reminds me of when I tried to make a football league during recess in like 6th grade.... i hope you have better luck

#3931848 RBG Fantasy League (RBGFL)

Posted Bailamosx on 27 August 2013 - 07:58 AM

Hello ArenaJunkies.

I'm excited. I don't log on this website very often anymore, and, I suppose that's for another thread. Anyways, I've wanted to do something big. Something like the World Series of RBGs last season. However, could we really call that a "series". It was just Kollektiv's team vs mine. I want to provide something for the whole community involving RBGs. Something that doesn't involve sitting 10 minute queues to face the 1400 rated guild group from Vek'Nilash Horde. Instead, I've opted to create a fantasy league complete with a draft, eight teams, trading deadlines, bidding wars, a regular season culminating in a playoffs and championship.

It's ambitious, but I feel as if our PvP community is slowly dying each day, and, I'm very keen to resuscitate our beloved game with a tournament-style event we can actively appreciate and look forward to each week. Let me know here or on my personal website forums: http://www.rbgs.tv/forum/rbgs/ what you guys think, and, if you'd like to sign up. I'll be needing 7 other team leaders and a plethora of players to draft, trade, and bid for all season. Keep in mind I just wrote the rules last night (http://www.rbgs.tv/f...gs/topic16.html) and they are of course open to revisions.

I hope that some of your fondest Wow memories will be made competing in my RBGFL,


#3932065 RBG Fantasy League (RBGFL)

Posted Bailamosx on 27 August 2013 - 10:17 PM

View PostCapstone, on 27 August 2013 - 10:07 PM, said:

commendable effort, i hope you get enough turnout to make it active with an 80-160 player league (if i'm reading correctly), but i have doubts that anything without a way to incentivize players will be able to make them commit to something that requires the scheduling that this would - without a doubt the most significant difference between something like WoW and a real sport

best of luck though

I adamantly disagree, there are plenty of people that queue RBGs on a daily basis without a higher incentive than plain and simple fun. This game is NOT a successful esport, it's a social game. People will play for fun.

#3929932 Top 2 from EU & US goes straight to blizzcon, no regionals

Posted Bigmoran on 22 August 2013 - 02:04 AM

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gg wp blizzard

#3929931 Top 2 from EU & US goes straight to blizzcon, no regionals

Posted Snackumz on 22 August 2013 - 02:01 AM

View PostMinpojke, on 22 August 2013 - 01:52 AM, said:

All in all, eight of the smartest, toughest, and most skilled teams from all over the globe will throw down at BlizzCon for international bragging rights and a prize pool worth over $180,000.

i think they need to change their adjectives. maybe connected, popular, and delusional?

#3928971 The Dannycarey innocence thread

Posted Thugonomics8 on 20 August 2013 - 10:10 AM

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#3928504 Blizzard need to step their game up

Posted Claynz on 19 August 2013 - 05:42 PM

Looks like next season EU arena ladders.

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#3927979 Trying to put these stupid accusations to rest

Posted flannelsoff on 18 August 2013 - 07:49 PM

View PostRadejjj, on 18 August 2013 - 07:35 PM, said:

Is it safe to assume this monk is cheating too?

http://us.battle.net... fun weedweedd/

I lost to him so he must be cheating right?
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cought with the red hand

#3927953 Trying to put these stupid accusations to rest

Posted Bigmoran on 18 August 2013 - 06:55 PM

inb4 nuvoz is rank 1 on tr and doesnt get selected because the council of eight rejects him