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#4212238 2014 NA Regional Drama Wrap-Up

Posted Regent on 18 September 2014 - 11:54 PM

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Since there has been a lot of drama recently, I figured I would make a TL;DR thread for those of you that have successful real lives and can't sit on ArenaJunkies 24/7.

The North American Regional Qualifiers:
  • Hosted by ESL (the same company that organized the holocaust)
  • 2800 players qualify but only 50 Teams signed up
  • No seeding and random placement meant some popular teams eliminated each other right of the bat
  • Zero interaction with Blizzard, even after the ESL website wasn't working
  • People suspect Blizzard will be asking for some of the money they paid ESL back, since ESL apparently completely forgot that they were supposed to hold this tournament
Vanguards team gets knocked out because of a "no-show":
  • Timestamp does show that Vanguards team was almost 30 minutes late to their match
  • They claim they had no idea the time they were supposed to play
  • Poor organization and almost no help from ESL admin, many people think they didn't deserve the loss
  • Vanguards, being the least confrontational person in existence, made a nice forum post saying how he is slightly angry that he missed out on a chance for $40,000 USD
Jah's team gets knocked out and tries to get back in on a technicality, twice:
  • Claims his first loss was not actually the "real" game and only practice
  • Screenshots show his team agreeing it was the real game
  • Some people claim that after his second loss he tried to contact tournament admin and get it changed
  • Talbadar is "disappointed" in jah
  • Jah, unsurprisingly, calls everyone "retards" and hasn't been seen since
Wizk's team cheats and has other players, not on their roster, play:
  • By far the biggest drama generating event of the tournament
  • Wizk, Jakenotezz, and Random rogue decided to play RPS in tournament
  • Upon tournament brackets coming out, they realize they will have to fight comps that are strong against them
  • Wizk realizes that it would be too obvious to ddos his opponents, he determines he will have to come up with another way to cheat
  • Wizk replaces his rogue and rsham with an rdruid and mage who are not on his team roster and then wins multiple games (it is assumed that the mage was played by, "Piecez," and the druid by, "Rynd")
  • People (obviously) realize what is happening and he gets disqualified for cheating
  • Wizk then cries, makes a 40 minute video about why he didn't cheat, no one believes him
  • Jakenotezz, then makes a post on AJ admitting that they cheated, apologizing, and says he only did it to bang his 18 y/o e-girlfriend when he goes to New York
  • Wizk then claims he is too good for this community
  • Wizk locks in his spot next to Xandyn in the "top 5 scummiest wow players of all time"
  • Randomroguex is mad that no one knows who he is, doesn't understand the concept of why cheating is bad, and is apparently a part of some "elite cheaters club"
Multiple teams Disqualified after the tournament ends based on their geographical location:
  • Apparently it was easier to allow these people to play in the tournament and then disqualify them after they won
  • Raises multiple questions about the outcome of the tournament, since the teams who got DQ'ed knocked people out of the tournament
  • The dominant team of Jeff, Barry, and Twochainz is rumored to be one of the teams DQ'ed
Avangelyne proves he is really weird:
  • Made multiple weird posts about having a girlfriend
  • Multiple awkward tweets involving, but not limited to: old memes, obscure Norwegian cover bands, and History channel TV shows
  • All of this is okay though, because according to him, he "has a lot of friends"
Former 3rd place Blizzcon team, "PvP Live" replaces healer the night before qualifiers:
  • but apparently forget to tell him he is off the team
  • Famous monk, "Dannycarey" is replace by other famous monk, "Verdantstorm"
  • Novoz and Thugonomicz imply that Dannycarey is part of something (Illuminati?)
  • Dannycarrey still hasn't run out of mana
  • Surprisingly, Glinks didn't cheat or try to ddos anyone
  • Nice work, Glinks
World of Warcraft PvP Designer, "Holinka" no where to be found:
  • A week has gone by since his last sighting
  • Police have decided to end the search
  • His family stays hopeful
Arena Junkies:
  • Datacus tries really hard to get some free rep, fails miserably
  • For the first time in over a year, people are capped out on giving rep
  • If you point out any scummy things that friends of the moderators have done, you will be getting an infraction
  • Flavour is still making stupid posts
  • Dillypoo's insults have been getting noticeably better over time, possibly hitting puberty soon?
  • Bigmoran tries to dispel ddos rumors by threatening to ddos anyone who talks about it
  • Thugonomicz believes that Arenajunkies.com is actually "Horse cocks"
  • Bailamos dropped in to insult Jakenotezz for having an e-girlfriend, the irony is palpable
  • More wintrading in EU, no one is surprised
  • The "scummy dozen" continue to rep each-other in an attempt to make it seem like they have some community support
  • Ayra is still black, and still european

#4211785 How I got screwed out of the tournament

Posted Lolflay on 18 September 2014 - 03:40 PM

View PostSpamdotz, on 18 September 2014 - 08:51 AM, said:

This has been a great day. Can we have this type of drama every week?

ya that's what AJ needs

#4202620 Wounded state in WoD

Posted ysnakewoo on 05 September 2014 - 11:58 PM

If Blizzard is known for anything, that is to follow a pattern. Every time they want to release an expansion it's the same bullshit story every time:
"We have fixed most of the issues that we brought with this expansion. It took us almost 2 years because we are too afraid to do anything in the middle of expansion since our precious PvE community might be confused as in 'why is my rotation 1-3-2 and not 1-2-3 anymore?' or any major things like that. However, we have added more broken shit than ever, so we will be repeating this story again in a year or so. More news at 11."

#4204390 Question about Junkies status

Posted topgay on 08 September 2014 - 06:01 PM

pm diablous, easiest way to get in touch with vanguard immediately

#4198567 Bow down to (our continued overlords) Rogue + Mage

Posted Structural on 28 August 2014 - 10:18 PM

you dick brained mop heroes realize pve set bonuses do not work in pvp right?

#4146599 Is this legit?

Posted Braindance on 18 June 2014 - 04:31 AM

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#4161154 WoD Druids 6.0 Little Alarming

Posted Lolflay on 03 July 2014 - 09:13 AM

View Postmirox, on 07 April 2014 - 09:43 AM, said:

too long to quote

Fully agree.

As for the "its only alpha geez" posters, shut the FUCK UP. Your kind always says that and shit from alpha makes it to beta, and subsequently makes it to live. You're fucking retarded, people like you who cba taking action when the time is appropriate have the same mentality as the people who allow corrupt politicians to do whatever the fuck they want.

#4149617 ziqo, hydra, kalimist returning

Posted Feliclandelo on 20 June 2014 - 12:02 PM

Guys please, keep washed up Gladiators out of this.

#4148396 ziqo, hydra, kalimist returning

Posted Ayrasaurus on 19 June 2014 - 08:15 AM

View PostRallo, on 19 June 2014 - 07:37 AM, said:

Hey Sheldon Cooper.

implying I'm not one of the most aesthetic and influential people to ever post on this forum

stay away from me mere mortal

daily reminder that you'll never be a charming and witty 9/10 qt British BBC with a subtle lisp which moistens panties in seconds.

#4129559 boomkins get no procs

Posted Neosaurfang on 28 May 2014 - 05:27 PM

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#4142093 Last chapter of World Of Warcraft 3v3 Ladder pvp ? ggspz banned~

Posted Structural on 14 June 2014 - 12:47 AM

I think blizzard should impale his banned warriors on the spires of orgrimmar

#4139048 Arena123 targetting actually hurts arena

Posted Dizzeeyo on 10 June 2014 - 10:06 PM

View Postinhume, on 10 June 2014 - 08:44 PM, said:

You just mindlessly spam your mechanic to peel for someone, knowing that they are in arena1, 2, or 3 because they've made that mechanic available. It takes away from the awareness of the player of the position of the opponent and to target said opponent. It's lessened the value of focus dropping mechanics because people are no longer using their counterspells on focus as much because they are using arena123.
not sure why he is getting so much hate from russian boosts and randoms, when what he says is absolutely right. it was a useful addition to the game when only actually intelligent players knew about it and used it, but now every 1500+ hunter spams silence shot on the arena target 3 mage in invisibility, regardless of their position and if they are actually trying to set something up or not, and every 1500+ mage spams polymorph 1 2 3 to peel without thinking about what they are actually doing.

removing it and forcing people to position properly, switch focus target intelligently, and actually think about what they are doing again would be an awesome change for wod

#4073671 What do you listen to while playing?

Posted Kettu on 07 March 2014 - 07:04 PM

#4069433 Can't kill anything

Posted Capstone on 02 March 2014 - 03:17 AM

View PostFilthpig, on 02 March 2014 - 12:33 AM, said:

"The entire team is dotted with demon soul dots and won't drop below 95% health. "
unedited actual quote from enhancement shaman

#4069790 So referring to the recent CRISIS

Posted djp771133 on 02 March 2014 - 05:33 PM

View PostLirox, on 02 March 2014 - 01:41 PM, said:

why dont you donate to him if you all like using tmorph so much, it helps him, and it makes him want to update it frequently

Nice try starship