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#4088335 Official Arena Junkies Signatures

Posted Regent on 28 March 2014 - 09:16 PM

Support your favorite AJ'er with these new Signatures! More will be added in a future update!

Edit 1: Added Glinks, Shawir, Cov, and Jaime. Upcoming: Aryasaurus, Flannelsoff, Lopez

Edit 2: Added Arya, been pretty busy but plan on doing more still

Icequeen: http://i.imgur.com/s24iKx7.png
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Bigmoran: http://i.imgur.com/PLPXiII.png
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Braindance: http://i.imgur.com/XECkfsj.png
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Glinks: http://i.imgur.com/yC0Rjfo.png
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Shawir: http://i.imgur.com/uus1pus.png
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Covlol: http://i.imgur.com/eiz1LTa.png
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Jaime: http://i.imgur.com/Ox36oLy.png
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Arya: http://i.imgur.com/8xE8dlQ.png
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#4067423 US - EVERYWHERE - 3v3 (S15)

Posted Improve on 28 February 2014 - 04:20 AM


#4058660 Tryhards of Season 14 Awards

Posted Esiwdeer on 20 February 2014 - 09:46 PM


That post prob holds the record for longest troll.


Knowing I am part of a community where people like Hotted and Khuna can somehow climb to levels where they're known for something other than obesity, win-trading or identity theft is something I can accept. I guess it wasn't fair to expect the game to just wait for me after I stopped returning her calls. Anyway, I absolutely refuse to become part of some EU circle jerk where disenfranchised Ali G's can come to talk about pop music using terms like flow, lyrical construction, Wu Tang, etc.

And what are you even talking about? You're right, I can't say that all of you are white, or children but by the same logic you can't guarantee me that none of you are. I have seen every episode of Catfish and if you think you are going to trick me you are wrong. You are dead wrong. One of you is white and European as fuck. One of you is like, that picture of ol' Jensen aka Wizik in that picture where he's like, an 8th grader in a Nike shirt. Yeah? Do 11 year old European kids know a lot about gangster rap? You shouldn't even be on the internet. You weren't even alive when Wu Tang or half the other groups you mentioned were making popular music.

Plus it's that whole like, facet of your society where you copy American things like, 25 years too late. Literally every single part of your society is a shitty copy of something American from the early 90s. You guys know The Office is an American show, right? And that idiot Ricky Gervais copies it and you guys are like, "Wow what a novel idea, bloke! I can't wait 'til it comes on the telly again. Mum, fetch me umbrella; I'm gonna go watch Trainspotting again with me mates."

Parasites. It isn't just TV shows - it's everywhere. Is it just a coincidence the best comps in US are also the best in EU? Fucking copycats. Do you think it's a coincidence your royal family acts EXACTLY like Kanye West and Kim Kardashian? Do you really think you can just rip off the premise of an American movie, make the title rhyme and add Jason Statham to form some sort of permanent, Captain-Planet-like, unbeatable business model for making movies? What is Europe's obsession with rhyming, anyway?

Alas, why doesn't Europe stick to what it knows? Stuff like seasonal depression, cheating and never winning BlizzCon. Even the GOOD Europeans, like Bear Grylls, are only popular in the US because Bear Grylls, like Hydra, goes forever under-appreciated by the hordes of European peasants who are too busy debating "flow", DDoSing and calling each other shit

#4056737 Any Death Knights remember season 11?

Posted Criterboyswag on 18 February 2014 - 09:56 PM

The endless whining and complaining about the dk class continues. #buffdkdamage

#4056233 Tryhards of Season 14 Awards

Posted Bigmoran on 18 February 2014 - 04:26 PM

It's that time of the year again boys and girls. Last night marked the end of the season and unfortunately I spent my last 3v3 game offline. Oddly enough this is the second season in a row that my last arena game of the season ended in me being DDOSed. Exumbra probably hasn't given up his hatred and jealousy of me. Poor guy.

Anyway, just like last season here is the list of the TRYHARDS of SEASON 14.

Death Knight

Winning the title for two years in a row is HEUHEUEHUEHUE Brasil DK Vigaboy. Previously known as Vigarista and Vigaboyswag, this DK (who honestly plays like an Honorbuddy profile) farmed 1-2 point wins from 2470~ to safe Rank 1 rating.
Once again, this clever little bastard has backpeddled his way to another rank one title.


If this were the Olympics, Brasil would have a huge lead over everyone at this point. I say this because the tryhard druid of s14 is also a HEUHEUEHUEHEUHE BRBRRBRBRBRasil. If it wasn't obvious enough at this point, I am of course talking about Rynd. This emotional train wreck of a human being has five druids, most of which are getting rank 1. You trying to compensate for something there buddy? I hope it's your inability to grow a mustache.


Claiming the title of tryhard hunter is bucktooth Shaman Goat cleaver Tonystyle. At the beginning of the season he would queue Ret/Hunter/Shaman for literally hours every day. This guy had nearly 1500 games played at the START of the season running only ONE comp.


When he's not making donuts at Tim Hortons or yelling "DUDE DISPELL ME WHAT THE FUCK" to his teammates, Snaregodx is actually a pretty swell dude. This high calibur frost mage made it big this season, climbing his way to rank 1 of the ladder. I hear from some of my colleagues that his success in arena is due to him gemming full dodge and speccing into blazing speed when some other mage ques arena. Well praise Jahllah, because Snaregodx won his race against to Kwok to achieve rank 1 on multiple mages.


I couldn't really think of anyone relevant to put in this category. So instead I am opting to give this award to Ssjwindgodx aka Ssjwindvipx. If you don't hate him already because of his name, this black guy runs double monk (MW/WW) in 2s for multiple hours at a time. Cmon man, it's black history month. Live the dream and queue some 3v3.


It's been a while since he graduated from Bongwater University with a degree in Wind Raiding, but Eliteqt has certainly made a splash on the ladders this season. I'm sure it had nothing to do with playing with Jahmilli, but Elite climbed high on the ladders on three paladins (not to mention some obvious carries, but hustle over bitches amirite?)


I'm not sure if he is even capable of reading, but winning the tryhard award for priest is Dibbz. When he's not taking vodka shots off his bros' bellybuttons, he is spam queuing fire mage godcomp with Hansol, lord of fire. If you need some insight into the life of a sexually confused rich kid who pops his collar, drop by his stream every once  in a while. Ignore the subpar shadow priest play and focus on the two shirtless dudes in the background playing ping pong.


Jax. Not much to say here.


It's a bit ironic that the tryhard shaman comes from a server commonly abbreviated ED, because this guy certainly has a big dick with the moves he pulls against streamers. Playing four shamans, each with a unique kickbot profile is Kallis, some idiot that got high ratings running Honorbuddy cleave.


Winning the title once again is Dota. It seems he has gated in and out of ~3 online relationships during this season, causing him to name change every time. His names this season went from Juliaxo to Cleanupxo to Marilynxo to Marixo. Either he is just copying the lyrics of Mambo #5 or he genuinley has been the victim of some serious /cast seduction. (jesus christ i feel like Perez hilton at this point - hold me, dan)


The tryhard warrior of this season goes to 40 year old Korean father Irub. He played multiple warriors this season, each time running KFC with some of his other squinty eye friends. The main reason he is a tryhard tho is because of his ability to create a Great Wall of Texts on AJ, none of which people give a single fuck about.

Subsribe to my YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/bobrosslol

Bigmoran Out

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#4054832 This guy makes me want to shoot myself

Posted stevieshankalot on 16 February 2014 - 02:05 PM

Burak Inanc@TR4N1X Feb 14
@holinka Casters are red S.priest is black Recently shadow really sucks Please buff them back!

I'm pretty confident that this guy is colour blind but this is funny anyway.

#4046468 Scared to que 3v3 - Insight needed

Posted Sasotori on 02 February 2014 - 05:00 PM


Sorry, your post must be at least 2 word(s) long.

#4045163 Nerve Strike NERF on PTR

Posted Selicia on 31 January 2014 - 09:47 PM

Needs more nerf bat:

1. Remove MS effects. They are homogenizing everything else and don't balance around the mechanic anymore. Nobody is going to want 65% BF with Warrior MS. They can gut the other ones too.
2. Remove NS from the fucking Shaman talent tree. Make it baseline for Resto. Ele can cast Hex, and Enhance already has a joke of a system to make it instant already so NS was redundant.
3. Nerf self/off healing for hybrids and pure dps. I hate how this game has become guild wars 2. You have a healer for a reason.
4. Nerf the absurd amount of positioning/movement abilities they added.
5. Remove subterfuge.
6. Nerf tricks damage bonus against players.
7. Nerf the amount of free avoidance melee have. It's annoying to watch them RNG avoid disarms and shit on each other.

Someone else add more. The list can go on forever.

Oh, and..

Make every healer's 4pc set also reduce the cooldown of cleanse by X seconds (at least 4).

#4041527 Big Fixes to Balance the game for next season.

Posted Dizzeeyo on 26 January 2014 - 08:07 PM

View PostPouncedd, on 26 January 2014 - 07:58 PM, said:

There is a big difference between my trap that is so called "Instant CC" to actual instant CC.

My trap has a travel time, An arm time, and can be eating by anything on your team. Something like scatter shot or wyvern sting is instant where there is no travel time at all, there is no arm time, and your team can't eat it.

Trap is far from and instant CC and you can poly someone faster than I can actually throw my trap let it land and arm. Trap is far easier to stop then poly and after you stop trap you don't have to worry about it for 30 seconds. WIth poly it's always a threat and you have to constantly stop it. Not everyone has an infinite amount of kicks and hard CC to stop poly.

There should be a ratio of interruption to CC if your good you can stop a CC once and then not worry about it for a certain period of time just like a team that eats traps and removes that threat then they can become offensive and force defensives from the other team.

With a mage you can never know when poly is going to strike or not and you can poly every single person on the team one after the other without it being on cool down. This used to be ok because you had dispel with no cool down but now that dispel has a cool down it's the most broken shit in the game.

And as a side note for all you idiots saying wyvern is OP it has a 45 second cool down and I can't use it to cross CC your whole team at a moments notice because IT HAS A COOLDOWN. If I wyvern and then your team uses a defensive cooldown then that is a good trade and there is nothing broken about it. A mage on the other hand can poly a healer full get a defensive CD then right after poly again for 4 seconds get a defensive cooldown even poly one more time and get something else. Then they can move right along and poly a second person on the same team for the same duration over and over and over. It's broken as fuck and needs to be fixed.
actually the cutest post i think i have ever seen in my life

View PostPouncedd, on 26 January 2014 - 07:58 PM, said:

With a mage you can never know when poly is going to strike or not and you can poly every single person on the team one after the other without it being on cool down. This used to be ok because you had dispel with no cool down but now that dispel has a cool down it's the most broken shit in the game.
the mage casting poly is probably a good clue

#4041707 Blukstack Rage Compilation by Zunniyaki

Posted Z4muZ on 26 January 2014 - 11:08 PM

View PostBluckstack, on 26 January 2014 - 10:52 PM, said:

Fair enough.


The clips with zeepeye and morchen were just a bad day, obviusly im not like that more than a 5% of the time, the same other people do the difference is that i dont care if im on stream or not, im not going to hide my spanish temperament anywhere and obviusly im not proud of it, anyways if you prefer to see smiley faces all over the stream everytime some team is playing terrible or doing nothing go ahead and watch top streams of wow, meanwhile i will keep reading the games, thing that im really good at and eventually fixing my anger to show a good mood everytime ;), have a good night.

P.S: Kettu, i didnt reply to you like that, in fact i didnt reply and obviusly i didnt ban you it was one of my mods after you asked the same question 5 times when i was playing.

wats ur mouse

#4041590 Blukstack Rage Compilation by Zunniyaki

Posted Kettu on 26 January 2014 - 09:02 PM

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#4041518 Blukstack Rage Compilation by Zunniyaki

Posted noliferqtxd on 26 January 2014 - 08:02 PM


#4040681 Big Fixes to Balance the game for next season.

Posted Mindsmoothie on 25 January 2014 - 03:40 PM

Just give dispel 2 or 3 charges so you cant spam dispel dots, but you can still dispel the poly spam when you need to. Make UA not do 100k dmg and silence for 4 seconds with no DR. Problem solved

#4039445 [Bigmoran Video] New Female Human Character Models

Posted Bigmoran on 24 January 2014 - 12:47 AM

#4037900 [Bigmoran Video] Veev: The Musical

Posted Bigmoran on 21 January 2014 - 11:41 PM