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#3686208 Guide: How to troll people

Posted tika on 16 April 2012 - 03:31 PM

Hello guys, I've had a lot of requests from people to explain them step by step how to properly troll people ingame.
This will be a guide with two examples, hopefully after reading the guide you will be able to do the same.

1) Attract a player's attention that takes the game serious:
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2) Player will show his interest
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3) Player will find you, make sure to refuse whatever he has to say
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4)Make the player upset
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5)Make him more upset and take him lightly
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6)At this point your troll already succeeded
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7)At this point the player is smashing his keyboard
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8)At this point the player hates his life
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9)The player will only be able to write in caps
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10)The player is very mad and your troll gets a 10/10
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Be warned posting trolls like these on public forums might attract too much attention and will result in your post
to be deleted.

Happy trolling

EDIT: The 2nd example will be given on request, pm if you're interested


#3682147 Limitless Viewing Distance

Posted Trevo on 10 April 2012 - 08:45 PM

View Postjizoke, on 10 April 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:

Pretty sick yo.
That signature always gets me. :<


#3630945 Hydra X today?

Posted Sasotori on 01 February 2012 - 02:38 PM

He makes it look like its gonna be a sick movie, but it's probably gonna be bad because it's cataclysm..


#3631692 500k Damage Ret Pally in 30 seconds??

Posted wrathebe on 02 February 2012 - 07:12 AM

imgur > all


#3631688 500k Damage Ret Pally in 30 seconds??

Posted zephah on 02 February 2012 - 07:10 AM

Maybe this doesn't get posted on this forum enough.

STOP FUCKING USING IMAGESHACK.


#3609351 Smoke Bomb

Posted Veev on 08 January 2012 - 11:26 PM

Biggest imbalance I've ever seen in 11 seasons of arena.

Either:
- Remove it from Preparation
- Add a 75 energy cost to it
- Or disable it in arena

Anything less won't suffice.


#3603190 World PvP has returned!!!!

Posted edthelad on 31 December 2011 - 11:49 AM

View PostEthug, on 31 December 2011 - 11:47 AM, said:

People who don't buy into bullshit propaganda and act as if it were different than any other day.
(people with no friends)


#3575778 Deathwing Weapons, Have fun.

Posted mackazar on 06 December 2011 - 04:26 PM

View PostPhillol, on 06 December 2011 - 04:24 PM, said:

it's funny to see my tentacle solo people
It's funny you like to play with my tentacle


#3563376 NAO Invitational Tournament!

Posted Guest on 27 November 2011 - 03:11 AM

View PostVenoma, on 26 November 2011 - 11:06 PM, said:

we know there wont be any rls except me
thank god all the good RLSes dropped out then


#3567866 Xaryulol 2 Cataclysmic Drops......gg

Posted bluetorch on 30 November 2011 - 03:25 PM

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#3564793 Season 10-11 Transition FAQ and Guide

Posted Eldacar on 28 November 2011 - 07:06 AM

So I have answered enough questions regarding this matter over the past few weeks across various forums that I decided it was time to just throw together a quick FAQ for everyone. In addition I have added a few recommendations for how you can best prepare your character for the new season at the end of the FAQ. Wish I had time to get it up sooner but I have been very busy lately, hope it's helpful!

Questions answered here:
- When does season 10 end and when does season 11 start?
- What new gear will be available for honor and when?
- What new gear will be available for conquest and when?
- Will new crafted PVP gear be available?
- What about weapons, whats the deal with those?
- What is going to happen to the conquest points I have saved?
- How much honor can I save for next season?
- What will happen to my various Arena and Rated Battleground ratings?
- How are titles like Gladiator being awarded?
- What will I be able to do in the down week between seasons?
- What's the deal with the new epic gems, how can I get them as a PVP'er?
- Will there be a new Baradin Hold boss dropping season 11 gear?
- How are the rewards from random battlegrounds changing?
- How can I best prepare my character for the next season of PVP?

If you have any questions not covered here please feel free to ask and I will do my best to answer them for you.

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Q: When does season 10 end and when does season 11 start?

A: Season 10 is scheduled to end on Tuesday November 29th. Season 11 should start one week later on Tuesday December 6th. These dates are still tentative and could change.

Source: http://us.battle.net...opic/3566006978

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Q: What new gear will be available for honor and when?

A: When Season 10 ends the existing ilvl 384 Ruthless gear will become available for honor points for one week. When Season 11 begins a week later new ilvl 390 gear will become available for honor replacing the 384 gear on vendors.

This may seem a bit confusing, but the purpose of the 384 gear being available during the down week is to provide players with a chance to spend their excess honor over the 4,000 point cap on gear instead of having it convert to gold. If you simply want to farm better gear wait until Season 11 starts.

Source: http://us.battle.net...opic/3566006978

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Q: What new gear will be available for conquest and when?

A: When Season 11 starts new ilvl 403 Cataclysmic Gladiator gear will become available for purchase for conquest points. Like the previous seasons there will be an elite version of the gear with cosmetic differences available for players with 2200+ ratings in 3v3, 5v5 or Rated Battlegrounds. This by all indications should be the ultimate PVP set for the remainder of Cataclysm.

The new conquest gear on mmo-champion: http://db.mmo-champi...s_item=1:+level

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Q: Will new crafted PVP gear be available?

A: Yes there will be new ilvl 377 crafted PVP gear available from the various crafting professions.

The new crafted gear on mmo-champion: http://db.mmo-champi...s_item=2: level

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Q: What about weapons, whats the deal with those?

A: When Season 11 starts the old Season 10 ilvl 378 Ruthless weapons will be available for honor but will require that players first earn a total of 7,250 honor points in Season 11 before they will be eligible to purchase them. Additionally new ilvl 396 Cataclysmic weapons will become available for conquest but will require that players first earn a total of 7,800 conquest points in Season 11 before they will be eligible to purchase them. There will also be new ilvl 410 Elite weapons available for conquest points plus the turn in of the applicable 396 weapon, these elite weapons will require players to earn a total of 15,700 conquest points in season 11 and have a 2200+ rating in 3v3, 5v5, or Rated Battlegrounds before they will be eligible to purchase them.

During the down week between seasons the 378 ruthless weapons are available for honor, but require that you earned at least 7,250 honor during Season 10.


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Q: What is going to happen to the conquest points I have saved?

A: When Season 10 ends all conquest points will be converted into honor points, even if this puts you above the 4,000 honor point cap. During the down week between seasons you can spend the excess honor (the honor above 4,000) if you choose to. If you do not spend your excess honor it will be converted into gold when Season 11 starts at the rate of 35 silver per honor point over the cap. It's important to note that while you have 4,000 or more honor you will be unable to earn more until you spend yourself below 4,000.

If you already have full 384 gear and don't want the gold, a good alternative is to convert the excess honor into justice points, you can then convert the justice points back into honor when season 11 starts after you have spent some of your saved honor on new gear. It's important to note though that this conversion has a cost to it on both ends, 375 honor gives you 250 justice points, and then converting back 375 justice points gives you 250 honor, still it's an additional way to "store" extra honor above the cap.

Source: http://us.battle.net...opic/3566006978

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Q: How much honor can I save for next season?

A: You can only directly carry over 4,000 honor points into the new season, however by using justice points as an additional means of honor storage as I mentioned in the previous question you can effectively store an additional 2,500 honor, for an effective total of 6,500.

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Q: What will happen to my various Arena and Rated Battleground ratings?

A: When Season 11 begins ALL PVP ratings will be wiped, this includes matchmaking rating (MMR), team ratings, personal ratings, and Rated BG ratings.

Source: http://us.battle.net...opic/3566006978

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Q: How are titles like gladiator being awarded?

A: Titles like gladiator are being awarded exactly the same way they have been in previous seasons. Honestly everyone here on AJ should know how this works by now but if you don't see the link below.

For more information on how titles are awarded visit the sticky thread by Maarkoo: http://www.arenajunk...ladiator-title/
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Q: What will I be able to do in the down week between seasons?

A: You will be able to participate in random battlegrounds and wargames (wargames dont count for anything or earn you anything). Rated Arena matches and Rated Battlegrounds will not be available during the down week.

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Q: What's the deal with the new epic gems, how can I get them as a PVP'er?

A: These are the pre-cut BOP gem's that are available for 750 conquest each:

    Blue +63 Spell Pen
    Green +25 Hit  +25 Resil
    Green +32 Spell Pen +25 Mastery
    Green +25 Crit +32 Spell Pen
    Green +25 Haste +32 Spell Pen
    Green +25 Resil +37 Stam
    Green +25 Spirit +25 Resil
    Green +32 Spell Pen +25 Resil
    Orange +25 Agility +25 Resil
    Orange +25 Strength +25 Resil
    Orange +25 Parry +25 Resil
    Orange +25 Expertise +25 Resil
    Orange +25 Intellect +25 Resil
    Purple +25 Intellect +32 Spell Pen
    Yellow +50 Resil

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Q: Will there be a new Baradin Hold boss dropping season 11 gear?

A: Yes there will be a new 10/25 raid boss named Alizabal available in Baradin Hold after the start of Season 11. She will have a loot table similar to Argaloth and Occu'thar but will drop T13 raid gear and Season 11 PVP gear instead of the items from previous seasons.

For more information about Alizabal visit the WoWpedia page for the boss located here: http://www.wowpedia.org/Alizabal

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Q: How are the rewards from random battlegrounds changing?

A: In patch 4.3 the daily random battelground reward is being changed to reward 100 conquest points for a win (up from 25), additionally every subsequent random battleground win after the first will reward 50 conquest points. There will be no limit to the amount of conquest points you can earn this way up to your weekly conquest cap.

Source: http://us.battle.net...opic/3595670888

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Q: How can I best prepare my character for the next season of PVP?

A: My personal recommendations on how to prepare your character for Season 11 are as follows:

- Buy your PVP head and shoulder enchants now, that is 3,000 honor you can farm and spend on your next season gear right now. If you build more than one set of gear for different specs you can buy and save multiple sets of enchants and save yourself to the need to farm them next season, this is a great thing to during the down week.

- Max out your justice and honor points, combined they will give you 6500 available honor points to buy new gear with in Season 11.

- Complete your daily random BG win every day during the down week. During the season 9-10 transition conquest points that were earned during the down week from the random BG daily and from valor to conquest conversions DID carry over into season 10. That of course may change this time, but right now I am operating under the assumption it will work the same way. It's unclear if patch 4.3 will be released the day season 10 ends or the day season 11 begins, so the change to random bg rewards may or may not be in effect during the down week. If they ARE in effect you should be able to farm out a full conquest cap worth of conquest points that will carry over into season 11. If the changes are not yet in effect during the down week you can still get the 25 conquest points per day from the random BG daily, and you should be able to farm your valor cap through heroics which you can then convert into conquest for extra points to start the season with as well.

- Buy all the gems and enchants you need now, that way when you buy a new piece of gear you can gem and enchant it on the spot, throw it on and hop right back into the queue to farm more honor.

- Complete the "Victory in Tol Barad" weekly quest, and turn it in after Season 11 starts. You can still only complete this once during the first week of Season 11, but it will provide you with a quick 200 honor boost without the need to actually fight the battle. Just make sure you spend some honor before you turn in the quest!

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I hope you found this FAQ and brief guide helpful, if you have any questions I did not answer please feel free to ask and I will do my best to answer them for you. If you have any additional suggestions for how players can best prepare themselves for Season 11 please post them as well!

Sources:
http://us.battle.net...opic/3566006978
http://us.battle.net...opic/3595670888
db.mmo-champion.com
www.wowpedia.org
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#3527950 where is the mob godfather now

Posted jpm on 24 October 2011 - 03:19 PM

Sounded like Jason Lake from Complexity at first, then I found this

Spoiler



#3520311 Blizzcon's predictions

Posted jkPNAD on 18 October 2011 - 02:52 PM

snutzzzzz


#3520315 Blizzcon's predictions

Posted cochonhalal on 18 October 2011 - 02:56 PM

snutz


#3520244 Blizzcon's predictions

Posted trickay on 18 October 2011 - 12:58 PM

Doubt a que will even pop at Blizzcon. wah wah




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