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jizoke

Member Since 13 Mar 2009
Offline Last Active Oct 31 2013 05:57 AM
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#3700963 Do you shave your armpits?

Posted Pau on 10 May 2012 - 08:43 AM

I've been going to the same gym for like 2 years and I know all the faculty there.
I was talking to the really pretty girl who i wanted to fuck who worked at the front counter.
It starts to rain cats and dogs.
She asks me if she can have a ride home.
"Sure!" i say
I don't have a car.
oh god what do i do
I can barely do half my workout, but i am soaked in cold, nervous sweat.
"So, are you ready to go?"
as we walk outside, her phone rings.
She rummages through her purse. it is the perfect time to escape
I run away as fast as I can, and I never go back to that gym again.


#3698560 starting a thread to see if we have -rep (i dont want to spoil it by opening...

Posted Arete on 05 May 2012 - 06:38 AM

+rep me


#3697767 starting a thread to see if we have -rep (i dont want to spoil it by opening...

Posted Arete on 03 May 2012 - 11:30 PM

every change makes this forum worse


#3693249 Looking to Sell Your WoW Account?

Posted Duckers on 25 April 2012 - 11:26 PM

View PostSlappywag, on 25 April 2012 - 02:33 AM, said:

Man now Dave's original post is on like page 2 or something. Sick forums..?

I didn't mean to ruin your thread as much as that Dave but know that I also feel nothing.
Fuck you, I've had like 3 people PM me about buying accounts.


#2371182 Looking to Sell Your WoW Account?

Posted Fritzl on 05 July 2010 - 09:33 PM

Dave- "oi dad im gonna get some mcdonalds do you want anything?"
Dad- "...no spending limit?"


#3692621 Looking to Sell Your WoW Account?

Posted Slappywag on 25 April 2012 - 02:33 AM

Man now Dave's original post is on like page 2 or something. Sick forums..?

I didn't mean to ruin your thread as much as that Dave but know that I also feel nothing.


#3686208 Guide: How to troll people

Posted tika on 16 April 2012 - 03:31 PM

Hello guys, I've had a lot of requests from people to explain them step by step how to properly troll people ingame.
This will be a guide with two examples, hopefully after reading the guide you will be able to do the same.

1) Attract a player's attention that takes the game serious:
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2) Player will show his interest
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3) Player will find you, make sure to refuse whatever he has to say
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4)Make the player upset
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5)Make him more upset and take him lightly
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6)At this point your troll already succeeded
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7)At this point the player is smashing his keyboard
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8)At this point the player hates his life
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9)The player will only be able to write in caps
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10)The player is very mad and your troll gets a 10/10
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Be warned posting trolls like these on public forums might attract too much attention and will result in your post
to be deleted.

Happy trolling

EDIT: The 2nd example will be given on request, pm if you're interested


#3686404 tupac resurrected at Coachella

Posted Pirated on 16 April 2012 - 08:27 PM

resurrection would imply that he was dead at some point...


#3682147 Limitless Viewing Distance

Posted Trevo on 10 April 2012 - 08:45 PM

View Postjizoke, on 10 April 2012 - 07:57 PM, said:

Pretty sick yo.
That signature always gets me. :<


#3680933 Can anyone good with photoshop help me out?

Posted Slappywag on 09 April 2012 - 07:16 AM

I'm shit at logos but I'd do it.  I couldn't think of anything within like 30 seconds without any other direction though so I just gave up and posted this instead.  B)


#3679077 got my first tattoo today

Posted Slappywag on 06 April 2012 - 07:27 AM

This fucking sucks mate. No picture or description, or any back story or really just anything to entertain anyone for even a second. Fuck you dude.


#3676703 hello xewl and other friends

Posted Crackslapper on 02 April 2012 - 10:19 PM

kinda like how ur country got carried in WW2? Fukin pussy ass frencch pusy b1tch


#3670914 The League of Legends Thread

Posted keLston on 25 March 2012 - 08:05 PM

moonies was the shaco


#3585847 music thread

Posted Ragequit on 14 December 2011 - 02:04 AM




#3654581 anyone have any old school ps1 games?

Posted Shadowfriend on 01 March 2012 - 10:14 PM



this game

HELLA nostalgia




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