I imagine someone of your intellect doesn't have a problem maintaining his objectivity when it comes to women. That being said, temperance is an acquired skill. I think having a girlfriend is a good opportunity to practice chivalry, elocution and the less rational parts of being a gentleman.
Although, considering your obsession with the vagina and its design flaws, perhaps the first thing you should work on is simply controlling yourself. Behaving like a scoundrel is rarely something I look back on with pride, is all I am trying to say. Glad to see you making some non-lateral moves, Namechange.
I'm filling in for a friend ( teaching his highschool IT class ), I've overheard kids saying that kids who don't have an iPhone are considered "lower". Kids being kids, obviously, but still.
People standing in lines and other shit for a fucking phone are just weird in my opinion, and it's most noticeable when it comes to apple products, iPhone in particular. I only swap phones when they start to deteriorate, got Xperia Z when it came out and likely won't replace it until I completely wreck it.
The important thing is that you found a way to feel superior to other people without shelling a grand on an iPhone.
Since crappy phone pics seem acceptable here, here's one from vacation I just got back from:
I'm at some mountains around a river that's some kind of minor tourist attraction, wasn't paying attention so IDK the name. Yes my facial hair is pretty neckbeardy at the moment but it fits since I'm in that weight range of a beer loving portland hipster to really match it. I blend right in.
Slashgiggle, on 06 September 2014 - 02:29 AM, said:
You just need to increase your MBPH (Models Banged Per Hour, obviously).
Assuming your MBPH is on the low side, say 15, just double it for about a week, then add 5-10 each week for 8 weeks and you will get the results you desire.
Alexis can post a before/after pic of himself if you want to see how effective this simple change can be.
Yeah couldn't agree more with this post
I was averaging a low ~20 MBPH for a while and I was being teased at school, bullied by even my parents and my brothers. I spoke to Dan one day though and it kinda changed my life, he'd been running at ~100 for the past 20 years and i've never seen someone in better peak physical form.
So yeah, I gradually increased over the years and now I'm hitting a respectable, but still pretty low ~60 MBPH. I'm still working on it though. I can only recommend that you give Dan (Slashgiggle) a private message and he can provide you with information for the purchase of the textbook/other life info.
He also wrote the book - "How to deal with a dick that's BIGGER than the rest of your body" - So if you need any advice on that then you can directly contact the author right here - which I think is pretty cool.