do you high five your signature when you feel like you've been hilarious
You have literally never posted anything funny or insightful. While I might be hit and miss, and dolts like you might miss obvious irony (see: my sig being self-deprecating) you couldn't say the same about me. If you did it wouldn't be your real opinion, you'd just be trying to 'win', and I can prove it. Trying to win and be cool on these forums is pretty much all you've ever done dude, and while most people haven't even noticed you I've been aware. It really is sad seeing a grown man act out his fantasies of being a popular kid in high school on a video game forum. Remember when you lost to Arete in arena, went to his server to whisper him abuse afterwards and then LIED about it on AJ? You're the type who'll do anything to sound better. Make up any lie. Anything to look cooler, even apply to be a forum moderator (i bet you came yourself the day you got that). Anything except make an original post that is, because you're not capable of it. The banal, dime a dozen opinions and reactions you spew come from every other boring, timid CS graduate who inflicts their awful opinions on the unwilling ears of the rest of the internet.