Woke up at 22:00, cleared the snow off my bed, cooked some pelmeni, did a couple of shots of methamphetamine intravenously, listened to Putins latest announcements on the first channel, walked my bear and then went to party and murder people with my friends.
me and neitey don't agree on much but something about the hue of her face
makes me want to get her pregnant
it's fucked up that society doesn't just let me do that like, it's something i just want to do on my own, fuck off
When our ape ancestors would approach female apes, who were sorta hobbling around on all fours, they'd see a pair of nice round buttocks and a pink/red vagina. They'd fuck from behind whereas we now fuck from missionary. The adapation is that now we have titties as surrogate buttocks (pretty obvious if you know that the extra flab human females have adds nothing to the feeding potential), and the mouth as a surrogate vagina. Blood rushes to the mouth during sexual arousal, to imitate the vagina. That's the sexual cue nymph is displaying that's driving our loins to yearn.
Just the overall experience and understanding of how things work helps you troubleshoot things. As a dev you do this a lot more than an average user does. That applies even to googling solutions.
An astrologist is more likely to fix a telescope than an average Joe just because he works with telescopes all the time. He's not a telescope specialist, but he still has way more experience with them.
I never liked this kind of oversexualized design. Really hammers home the idea that these games are made for 14 yr olds. Also, I hate the entire thing with super hot skinny naked chicks swinging huge axes, it's just so unrealistic. I'm glad WoW at least has armor that actually covers the body.
To be fair, I'm sure Reedwise would be fun to play with.
I imagine us questing together, then Ayra drops some 3 word comment, and then we all get wiped by dragons because Reedwise is typing a 2000 word reply instead of healing us.
Feel free to browse this website and look for a username Nymph, she is definitely like this! This was tested by 37 of our users and have confirmed complete and utter domination over oneself! She has never once failed to disappoint as she is consistent in her sexual endeavours.
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The very best way imo to hide all your nasty shit and to browse all those sites displaying nice legs in a safe way, is to use computer virtualization. In case you are not familiar, it's basically running a 'computer within your computer'. Any modern pc can do it without any performance cost.
I'd recommend virtual box from Oracle, which is completely free. Then download a 'guest OS' or you can chose to install one yourself. I'd recommend downloading Linux Mint, it's comes ready and can be used out of the box. If it gets infected they still can't access your actual computer. This all won't take much longer than a couple of minutes to setup and is really straightforward, and there is plenty of documentation online. Grab it here (free once again). The advantage of Linux mint is that it comes standard with all codecs and multimedia software that you need.
It takes 10 seconds to fire it up, then you proceed using it like you'd do with any computer. Closing it takes 5 seconds (anyone comes into the room unexpected, close it and it will save the state the machine was in). No trails left, no security issues whatsoever and if you are completely paranoid you can run the entire virtual machine over a proxy as well.
but guys we need to watch out: in the shocking but binding precedent set out by Phaururun v. Yibby, AJ OT (2014) apparently insulting someone, even in a joke, is a bannable offense. However, should no one be banned from making fun of Reedwise, maybe it would indicate a limiting order that we can only be banned for making jokes about Phauruaun when he doesn't understand them so he gets offended.
Either way, I'm very excited to see how this develops, and I'll keep you all posted.