I imagine someone of your intellect doesn't have a problem maintaining his objectivity when it comes to women. That being said, temperance is an acquired skill. I think having a girlfriend is a good opportunity to practice chivalry, elocution and the less rational parts of being a gentleman.
Although, considering your obsession with the vagina and its design flaws, perhaps the first thing you should work on is simply controlling yourself. Behaving like a scoundrel is rarely something I look back on with pride, is all I am trying to say. Glad to see you making some non-lateral moves, Namechange.