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#4221190 Where can I find a girl who will dominate me in the bedroom?

Posted Esiwdeer on 30 September 2014 - 09:23 PM

the bbn


#4221160 Where can I find a girl who will dominate me in the bedroom?

Posted Ayrasaurus on 30 September 2014 - 09:02 PM

View PostEsiwdeer, on 30 September 2014 - 08:55 PM, said:

strange thing to be self conscious about if you contemplate

i bet many of you have small noses and never think about it

me small nose ???


#4220026 Where can I find a girl who will dominate me in the bedroom?

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#4219930 Need data experts help...

Posted zenga on 29 September 2014 - 12:19 AM

The very best way imo to hide all your nasty shit and to browse all those sites displaying nice legs in a safe way, is to use computer virtualization. In case you are not familiar, it's basically running a 'computer within your computer'. Any modern pc can do it without any performance cost.

A quick screenshot how it looks like on my pc: http://i.imgur.com/QJOXEgw.jpg

I'd recommend virtual box from Oracle, which is completely free. Then download a 'guest OS' or you can chose to install one yourself. I'd recommend downloading Linux Mint, it's comes ready and can be used out of the box. If it gets infected they still can't access your actual computer. This all won't take much longer than a couple of minutes to setup and is really straightforward, and there is plenty of documentation online. Grab it here (free once again). The advantage of Linux mint is that it comes standard with all codecs and multimedia software that you need.

It takes 10 seconds to fire it up, then you proceed using it like you'd do with any computer. Closing it takes 5 seconds (anyone comes into the room unexpected, close it and it will save the state the machine was in). No trails left, no security issues whatsoever and if you are completely paranoid you can run the entire virtual machine over a proxy as well.


#4219771 #FreeReedwise

Posted Kawklee on 28 September 2014 - 07:59 PM

but guys we need to watch out: in the shocking but binding precedent set out by Phaururun v. Yibby, AJ OT (2014) apparently insulting someone, even in a joke, is a bannable offense. However, should no one be banned from making fun of Reedwise, maybe it would indicate a limiting order that we can only be banned for making jokes about Phauruaun when he doesn't understand them so he gets offended.

Either way, I'm very excited to see how this develops, and I'll keep you all posted.


#4219729 #FreeReedwise

Posted FTRouslan on 28 September 2014 - 07:34 PM

Hey guys, so I decided to make a bingo game to celebrate Reedwise's return. The objective is to enter a thread and see how many squares you can mark off.

http://i.imgur.com/zJ2e0rX.png

I would have made it a drinking game, but I didn't want to be held responsible for any potential deaths.


#4219231 got a gf, now what?

Posted Buglamp on 28 September 2014 - 12:40 AM

Like a silver back, huge nostrils, and a unibrow


#4219123 got a gf, now what?

Posted Kawklee on 27 September 2014 - 10:04 PM

fucking keletsu what's that asshole up to I wish he'd post more so we could make fun of him


#4219117 #FreeReedwise

Posted Kawklee on 27 September 2014 - 09:55 PM

View PostFTRouslan, on 27 September 2014 - 05:30 PM, said:

congrats, but that's not the point lol

Well, it is sorta. Your argument is that he is a dumbass for believing the phrase "I am a lawyer and my wife is a lawyer and my best friend is a lawyer" or whatever. In the context of your hyperbole, yeah sure that seems ridiculous. But the fact is that I will be a lawyer and my gf will be a lawyer and we'd be happy to get married so in the overall context of OT (if he wasn't able to read into your hyperbole) the statement becomes somewhat plausible and not as ridiculous as you make it sound.

Sure he's a dumbass, but maybe not for the reasons you've claimed. He's a dumbass for not realizing that claiming "holy retribution" or whatever for messing with a wiki page or something or other idk what u guys were fighting about was a serious threat.

The fact you think its ridiculous that he bought that you were a lawyer and not some 17 year old kid is what I take offense to. I'm nearly a lawyer, and I threaten people with "unholy retribution" and "shit fury" and that they will "pay the price" pmuch on a daily basis. Honestly, that's the most lawyerly thing you could say under those circumstances.


#4219018 #FreeReedwise

Posted Kawklee on 27 September 2014 - 05:07 PM

View PostFTRouslan, on 27 September 2014 - 02:06 PM, said:


I mean come on, "I am a lawyer, and my wife is a lawyer"? How much of a fucking autist would you have to be in order to take that seriously for even a second on AJOT? Apparently, enough of an autist to believe in pick-up lines and libertarianism.

In one year I'll be able to make that statement. So, idk man.


#4217626 #FreeReedwise

Posted glonglon on 25 September 2014 - 09:01 PM

Don't worry, I'll easily dodge bullets, ebola and aids thanks to my above average IQ :)


#4214401 mods

Posted Neitey on 22 September 2014 - 01:52 AM

Pharaun won't define his terms because he prefers to work in grey areas, just like at his job for google the CIA front group.Just another overzealous autistic piece in big boi Obama's shell game. Smile and salute the flag, pharaun...
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#4214392 mods

Posted Kawklee on 22 September 2014 - 01:39 AM

seriously everytime I read "or what are you going to do about you stupid fucking cockmuncher" I start laughing. The belligerence is pretty funny.


#4212736 mods

Posted Kawklee on 19 September 2014 - 03:15 PM

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#4212733 mods

Posted Kawklee on 19 September 2014 - 03:14 PM

can we please clarify posting guidelines for off-topic

more and more people are getting infractions, and there doesn't seem to be a consensus amongst mods as to what is allowed or not

I always figured that OT was somewhere between gen forums and RR in terms of permissibility. Is this wrong? Are we not allowed to diss/flame/hate on people, are we not allowed to make jokes, are we allowed to embed boobies but only if we use spoiler tags?

If we must, let's take a referendum on this. Scotland has paved the way. I know many of you are EUs and dont understand democracy, but I think if we set up an electorate college of OT's top posters (me and a select few) we can draft a governing and rules outline for the rest of the users

please show ur support and fight against ridiculous and inconsistent modding by repping this post. if you have reached your maximum amount of reppage for the day, you are allowed to rep this post the day after.




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