I imagine someone of your intellect doesn't have a problem maintaining his objectivity when it comes to women. That being said, temperance is an acquired skill. I think having a girlfriend is a good opportunity to practice chivalry, elocution and the less rational parts of being a gentleman.
Although, considering your obsession with the vagina and its design flaws, perhaps the first thing you should work on is simply controlling yourself. Behaving like a scoundrel is rarely something I look back on with pride, is all I am trying to say. Glad to see you making some non-lateral moves, Namechange.
I'm filling in for a friend ( teaching his highschool IT class ), I've overheard kids saying that kids who don't have an iPhone are considered "lower". Kids being kids, obviously, but still.
People standing in lines and other shit for a fucking phone are just weird in my opinion, and it's most noticeable when it comes to apple products, iPhone in particular. I only swap phones when they start to deteriorate, got Xperia Z when it came out and likely won't replace it until I completely wreck it.
The important thing is that you found a way to feel superior to other people without shelling a grand on an iPhone.
Since crappy phone pics seem acceptable here, here's one from vacation I just got back from:
I'm at some mountains around a river that's some kind of minor tourist attraction, wasn't paying attention so IDK the name. Yes my facial hair is pretty neckbeardy at the moment but it fits since I'm in that weight range of a beer loving portland hipster to really match it. I blend right in.