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Lmkt

Member Since 03 Dec 2007
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#4238641 got a gf, now what?

Posted Lmkt on Today, 12:36 PM

"chello" doesn't exist

anyone playing piano or dating someone who plays cello would know how to spell it

bullshit: confirmed


#4233172 Omfg happy

Posted Lmkt on 15 October 2014 - 03:01 PM

View PostNeitey, on 15 October 2014 - 01:03 AM, said:

LMAO. The only way the sentence "Hey guys I'm a prideful gladiator" is acceptable is if it ends with several gunshots.
lmao! fuckin EPIC PWN


#4217470 #FreeReedwise

Posted Lmkt on 25 September 2014 - 01:48 PM

imagine how shit your life must be when you literally spend the whole day writing 5,000-word responses to the inane posts of OT


#4214704 mods

Posted Lmkt on 22 September 2014 - 01:09 PM

i wish i was a mod on an online forum so i could show people what true power is


#4212748 mods

Posted Lmkt on 19 September 2014 - 03:22 PM

+rep this post if you think americans are fat and disgusting


#4211692 Benys's night out

Posted Lmkt on 18 September 2014 - 02:19 PM

13 minutes of PURE GOLD, thanks a lot Neitey my friend. Some quality content here.


#4208299 got a gf, now what?

Posted Lmkt on 15 September 2014 - 09:33 AM

View Postegnahceman, on 14 September 2014 - 07:21 PM, said:

I seriously hope no one is trying to suggest that I should stick my precious penis into the female, and perform vaginal insertion. Do you know how unsanitary the vagina is? Let alone it's located half of an inch from the anus. It's lips are closed together when underwear is worn, thus promoting the bacterial growth. Let alone the watery discharges promote an even faster growth of the bacteria. I want sex, just like any other mammal, but performing one in a barbaric manner is beyond my human-self.
i am 13 years old and i can confirm this is hilarious


#4206778 living on campus

Posted Lmkt on 12 September 2014 - 03:28 PM

@ndroid m@ster r@ce


#4206775 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Lmkt on 12 September 2014 - 03:27 PM

View PostImprove, on 12 September 2014 - 02:46 PM, said:

so with jovetic injured, who do you guys think i should play as forward along with costa?

i can afford anyone 6.4 and under(naismith, weimann, berahino)
shut the fuck up


#4195951 "English peoples' main use today is judging American talent"

Posted Lmkt on 23 August 2014 - 05:52 PM

View PostZaephyr, on 23 August 2014 - 04:31 PM, said:

I don't eat green jelly or Haggis

i don't have carpets in my kitchens

I don't have separate taps for cold and hot water and 99% of homes/places I know also don't have separate taps.




France on the other hand is full of pussys m8
who the fuck cares about you, I've been to the UK plenty of times to know it's always the same retarded bullshit everywhere


#4195870 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Lmkt on 23 August 2014 - 01:01 PM

https://www.youtube....h?v=8pgbDKWbElw

it looks like he's defending himself against Godin pulling his jersey. It's hard to tell whether he's hitting him in the face intentionally, or just making big arm motion to free himself. I don't think this deserves any punishment, but I'm kind of lenient regarding this shit so, yeah.


#4195858 "English peoples' main use today is judging American talent"

Posted Lmkt on 23 August 2014 - 12:54 PM

UK fucking sucks

they eat green jelly, haggis

and they have fucking carpet in their kitchens

also separate taps for cold and hot water => LMFAO you bunch of fucking backwards ass cunts


#4195642 Anyone here still play WoW ?

Posted Lmkt on 22 August 2014 - 09:46 PM

View PostNeitey, on 22 August 2014 - 12:58 AM, said:

Still postin on forums for a game I quit in early 2010 #Hikikomorilife
ah :) quoted for truth, my friend :)


#4191904 A very good idea for the crappy youtubers.

Posted Lmkt on 15 August 2014 - 09:50 AM

ban this retard


#4191901 Considering going back into therapy

Posted Lmkt on 15 August 2014 - 09:40 AM

therapist more like the rapist laughing my facking ass off




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