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Lmkt

Member Since 03 Dec 2007
Offline Last Active Nov 19 2014 02:20 PM
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#4205572 new iphone in 5.5 inches long

Posted Ayrasaurus on 10 September 2014 - 07:31 AM

Imagine having a sub 7 inch dick i mean fuck...


#4202725 Life advice

Posted Slashgiggle on 06 September 2014 - 02:29 AM

You just need to increase your MBPH (Models Banged Per Hour, obviously).

Assuming your MBPH is on the low side, say 15, just double it for about a week, then add 5-10 each week for 8 weeks and you will get the results you desire.

Alexis can post a before/after pic of himself if you want to see how effective this simple change can be.


#4187356 im back boys

Posted stcolbert on 06 August 2014 - 06:56 PM

View PostBlowi, on 06 August 2014 - 05:12 PM, said:

lost my mod, fuck sake
Make sure to make a come-back thread when you get it back.  This is important information we need to know.


#4200469 Life advice

Posted Slashgiggle on 01 September 2014 - 11:23 PM

How do I get companies to stop suing me for taking out their satellites whenever I get a boner?


#4199647 Life advice

Posted Neitey on 31 August 2014 - 06:26 AM

how do I get out of the friend zone


#4194268 carpal tunnel advice

Posted Ayrasaurus on 19 August 2014 - 10:50 PM

banter lads

if you're EU go to doctor and he'll get it sorted

if US you're fucked sorry but freedom


#4194265 carpal tunnel advice

Posted Ayrasaurus on 19 August 2014 - 10:49 PM

niggas got carpal tunnel and not even a s9 fotm gold helmet

ahahhahahaahhaha


#4196158 "English peoples' main use today is judging American talent"

Posted Neitey on 24 August 2014 - 07:15 AM

UK vs australia debate settled




#4195894 "English peoples' main use today is judging American talent"

Posted Kawklee on 23 August 2014 - 01:49 PM

I forgot who wrote it, but I remember reading a brilliant essay that most people's depression now days comes from the lie they're told from birth that they're born equal. That you can be anyone you want to be, that the American dream is real and you can get rich from hard work and smart investments. That lying to Americans from birth like this makes them think something is wrong with them. That they see rich people on TV and they think, "well I could do that" and resent themselves for not doing it.

In fact, we are not born equal. We are born into socio economic spheres and given advantages or disadvantages based on that birth. If you want to succeed in some fields, doing so without that socio-economic background would be difficult, or near impossible. I think having a royal family is a good reminder to people that sometimes life isn't fair. Sometimes people are born into a fuckin heap load of money and you weren't and you can't do anything about it. A royal family helps people focus on themselves, and externalize their problems instead of internalize them.


#4195774 "English peoples' main use today is judging American talent"

Posted Neitey on 23 August 2014 - 06:40 AM

+rep fuck the UK


#4185493 [Le mailman striked again] So I just received ...

Posted DjBenx on 04 August 2014 - 03:48 AM

but its so cold, i have my room at 5C so i can wear my winter clothes


#4195309 Anyone here still play WoW ?

Posted Neitey on 22 August 2014 - 12:58 AM

Still postin on forums for a game I quit in early 2010 #Hikikomorilife


#4178713 Nicole scherzinger dethrones miley cyrus

Posted Thaya on 25 July 2014 - 09:23 PM

Posted Image

I promised to permaban if this ever continues, but this will do for now


#4178992 Dick size thread

Posted Neitey on 26 July 2014 - 03:51 AM

Holy shit I'm getting bored with reedwise's half assed "funny" posts. It's the same shtick every time "haha im posting like a retard guys get it?". You're a burden dude and by far the worst thing on this forum.


#4175071 Dick size thread

Posted glonglon on 22 July 2014 - 04:05 PM

View Postzenga, on 22 July 2014 - 03:28 PM, said:

People watch porn, get excited and then decide to go find a ruler?

Zenga pls.

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