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#4272607 Ads automatically playing sound

Posted glonglon on Yesterday, 01:36 PM

Nympheu in 2040 :duckers:

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#4272967 PvP Healing OP 3v1/2v1 VoDs/Screenshots incl. R1/Gladiators

Posted Mageic on Today, 12:03 AM

This post is basically pointless and doesn't prove anything.

You're using Charred Remains (makes conflag and incinerate deal no damage but allows you to gain tons of embers), Ember Tap glyph (Which makes ember tap heal for more but over a duration of time), using your banes in order to gain even more embers and your opponents don't seem to understand they need to CC you to win. You basically attempted to find a way of healing as much as possible with no consideration of dealing damage and qued skirmish until you found players without the mental capacity to kill you.

Those talents and glyphs won't be used by anyone other than a jackass trying to accomplish what you're doing. Using that as a justification as to why damage/healing ratios are out of place is just flat out misleading.


#4272514 Extremely horny hacking attempt , BEWARE

Posted Marshmellow on Yesterday, 10:28 AM

I get these all the time and just ignore them cause I dont know how to talk to women anyways


#4272499 Extremely horny hacking attempt , BEWARE

Posted Ryuboss on Yesterday, 10:04 AM

View PostMiixzy, on 22 November 2014 - 09:56 AM, said:

how are you rank 1 x

its season 15 , who is'nt r1 lol


#4272481 Extremely horny hacking attempt , BEWARE

Posted Ryuboss on Yesterday, 09:45 AM

hi guise

so today some faggot tried to hack me and tried to expose my horny weakspots

but he doesnt even know that im a bigger faggot that him so i was immune to his bullshit .


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I know most of you will know that its a hacking attempt , im just posting this to inform the people who are innocent and doesnt know about this


#4272811 PvP Healing OP 3v1/2v1 VoDs/Screenshots incl. R1/Gladiators

Posted Esiwdeer on Yesterday, 08:45 PM

the reason there's MMR is so you fight worthy opponents

you're playing skirmishes and carefully researching your opponents to provide more confirmation to your original bias. i'm sure there's tons of evidence you chose not to provide us with.

it's not scientific and you're basically using your conjecture to try to mold the game, which i think is stupid.

balance shouldnt be attempted by people who obviously can't see the big picture

that's what i'm on about


#4271926 Ice Nova

Posted Capstone on 21 November 2014 - 06:19 PM

hello,

i'd like to say a few things

first, lowering the amount of available haste, taking blanket off counterspell, and making deep break on damage were a few of the best changes the class has received in years. it is a lot more fun to play already than it ever was in mop

let's examine some new things about the mage class:

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ice nova. this ability doesn't make any sense. it replaces frost nova, which is a reduction of binds and a shift away from a core ability that requires you to position yourself somewhere to set something up. it does much, much more damage than any of your other abilities (you would have to stand still and cast ~5-6 frostbolts to do as much damage as you do with a single, instant, uncasted ice nova). it puts everyone it hits on POLYMORPH dr (actual wtf), and it does aoe damage. let me list the unintended problems with this:

1. this only increases anyone's incentive to train a single target, because after i use my ice novas, i'm not doing any damage, so i want to play defensive, but i can't swap off the target i was just on to do it, since that target is now on double polymorph DR.

2. everyone around that target is on polymorph DR too. if i'm fighting a cleave (and all i'm fighting is cleaves), i can't polymorph the other DPS because he's on full dr from using a completely necessary ability on the guy standing next to him the entire game. even if i polymorphed ahead of time, this move will BREAK polymorph on whoever for using it, and there really isn't any choice - ice nova is so powerful my options are 1.) use it or 2.) suck

3. this ability literally does not allow me to think for myself. if i have cc or my partner used cooldowns, i am obligated to press this button, everytime, unconditionally. i don't need a fingers of frost proc, i don't have to fake an interrupt, i just press this shit

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ok, so i haven't been a fan of fingers of frost since wrath. i still believe you should have to have a freeze effect on your target to ice lance or deep freeze it, but it's just out of control now

at some point some developer got the idea in their mind that it'd be really cool if fingers of frost made your ice lance do MORE damage, and so it was all of mop, but now this buff actually makes ice lance do 100% more damage. let's examine what this change does:

1. it does nothing for pve. you can't deep freeze or frost nova a boss, so literally all of your ice lance damage is fingers of frost damage, so the modifier ONLY affects pvp

2. since blizzard added a gigantic fucking curved blue icon that surrounds your character whenever fingers of frost procs, it's extremely easy for everyone who logs on a mage with the desire to have instant success (hello mists of pandaria) to just press ice lance and do damage. it's considerably more difficult, as it always has been, to use your own personal novas for it (though frostbite no longer exists and with the addition of ice nova this literally only leaves ranged freeze). but because of the fingers of frost change, ice lance does the same damage frostbolt does to targets when you don't have fingers of frost up. ice lance probably SHOULD do the same damage as frostbolt, except that some developer decided frostbolt should hit for 5k and crit for 10k

3. this spell is GENERATED by ranged nova, and as i said earlier, with the removal of frost nova, frostbite, and deep freeze breaking on damage, ranged freeze is your only freeze. this means when you go to generate procs to do damage, you instantly have to break your own freeze by ice lancing with a buff that was designed to allow you to use damage for ice lance without a freeze effect. it has totally defeated the original purpose of fingers of frost, which was stupid in the first place

now i could finish this post by talking about how dumb frost bomb is as an alternative to ice nova, or how incanter's flow is the dumbest, most rng talent in the universe, or even how the level 100 talents are some of the worst thought out and least effective abilities ever created, but i have one significant gripe that i literally have to look away from everytime i notice to stop myself from getting upset

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this is some of the most fucked shit i've ever seen in this game

ok. the first one about frozen orb exploding like anyone stands in that shit for a full 10 seconds or 4000 damage is significant to anyone in the universe, that's just dumb, careless, lazy developing which is pretty consistent with blizzard's approach to frost mages. i don't really mind incompetence

the problem i have is that the second set bonus indicates, there is some developer somewhere who is trying to leave their mark on the mage class and change it in a meaningful way, and this person has never actually played mage for a significant amount of time. whoever was spearheading this idea should be fired immediately

you have to ice lance a frozen target to increase the damage of frostbolt.

first of all, it's basically impossible to ice lance a frozen target five consecutive times

second, who in the fuck wants to ice lance FIVE times, then CAST a spell to finish a target? casts are always going to happen at the start of a setup when you have cc on a target or they aren't desperately running around a pillar to line you

lastly, this developer doesn't know how much damage frostbolt does. let's say i decide i REALLY want to make the most of this stupid frostbolt bonus, and i ice lance a target five times and i get the frostbolt buff stacked up to 25%. i can now cast frostbolt for 5k damage (10k if it crits) and gain 1-2k damage on my frostbolt. this set bonus presumes that adding 1-2k damage to a single frostbolt cast is a legitimate reward for ice lancing the same target 5 times consecutively, which is impossible to do in the first place

so, yeah, ice nova is fucked, but my primary concern here is that there is some developer is actively trying to do things to the mage class, which will not end well, since every major gameplay change to the class that has ever been made has been a negative one. the best changes this xpac are ones that returns it to the state it was in BC (no blanket, no deep, less haste)


#4271725 AJOT emergency

Posted Brian_Emo on 21 November 2014 - 01:57 PM

View Postjaredd, on 21 November 2014 - 06:47 AM, said:

i banged a girl after just meeting her

she didnt even take off her uggz

ugh.

i'm sorry fren, must've been a near-trauma experience

View Poststalebagel, on 21 November 2014 - 08:07 AM, said:

most of us DON'T foot fetishes so it doesnt really matter if shes wearing shoes or not while we smash. hope this helps jared

'i have no sense of aesthetics' -stalebagel 2014


#4271506 Ice Nova

Posted Nadagast on 21 November 2014 - 09:52 AM

I went off on twitter the other day about Ice Nova.  https://twitter.com/...926915233431552

As I understand it, Ice Nova:

1. Hardest hitting Frost Mage spell
2. Instant cast
3. AoE
4. Stuns  (or disorients?)
5. On Polymorph DR
6. Short cooldown
7. Two charges
8. In PvP, very overpowered, forcing Mages to lose iconic Frost Nova spell


Ice Nova is one of the best examples of PvP blindness in WoD.  As I said on twitter, my best guess is that the numbers must be this way is to make it PvE DPS-competitive with the other talents on this tier.

Does a single person disagree with me that Ice Nova is a bad ability for WoW?  Can anyone make an argument that it's a good ability? (if you don't have posting access here, tweet or PM me)

I'm legitimately interested, if you have an argument.  I have to admit that I'm a bit baffled as to why/how it's made it this far.

Edit: I realize I never specifically asked for Blizzard to nerf Ice Nova. Blizzard please nerf Ice Nova--it's an absurd ability.


#4258564 AJOT emergency

Posted Braindance on 09 November 2014 - 02:19 AM

View PostEsiwdeer, on 09 November 2014 - 01:44 AM, said:

checkmate
No.

This is checkmate

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#4269979 CP gettin reseted?

Posted Esiwdeer on 20 November 2014 - 12:34 AM

i hope i get lucky on my items so i have an unfair advantage

then i can camp rating and get titles i don't deserve

i have played for 22 hours a day since the game was released to accomplish these ends


#4264279 Is this Game Master hitting on me..?

Posted Esiwdeer on 14 November 2014 - 08:19 PM

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Sometimes at night I pretend to be a vegan on Tinder. I talk about baking without eggs and farmer's markets for hours. I guess this helps with the companionship aspect, but then at the end I can't even keep my erection. I am not really sure why, it's hard to be scientific about sex. Anyway, the same thing is going to happen between us if you don't give me the crossbow. I'm sorry for sounding jaded, I'm just tired of being used for sex, fame and fortune.

If you want to show me that you're serious, sure. Otherwise, I'm not going to be ears deep in anything.



#4264270 Is this Game Master hitting on me..?

Posted Ayrasaurus on 14 November 2014 - 08:03 PM

She wants the D

Don't fuck this up


#4268284 Mage Redesign.

Posted Hektic on 18 November 2014 - 03:21 PM

Mages seem decent at 100 in a 'balanced' 3s setup but the way you deal damage is just so boring now. Also the 'real' direct burst is minimal compared to the inflated aoe damage. I'm doing 3-4 x everyones damage in arena games on the scoreboard but almost all of it is fake padded aoe damage from prismatic crystal and icy nova or frostbomb. This will lead to people thinking mages are great and there won't be any rework


#4267009 Get your glad sanctum to lvl 3, 1500 conq pts for the highmaul arena quest.

Posted ImSoAesthetic on 17 November 2014 - 12:04 PM

so you guys will spend your whole days in Ashran til 2 december to get 2 or 3 epic part before season start ? you are all crazy lol




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