I rarely ever post on AJ because I think it is pretty pointless unless you have something important to say, with that being said every preconceived notion of these teams you have aren't even close to the truth. I will go one by one and tell you what happened with each team because I'm nice like that.
Our main fire MLP, "quarterpast sjs bedtime" was disbanded to create an extra fall back glad spot for our alts because it was no longer necessary to have that team(we are getting rank 1 in 5s).
You don't have a W/L for "oaks house" for the last week because there was none. It wasn't wintraded, it was actually accidentally disbanded by me trying to clean up my, not-so-perfect, 2s and 5s record teams for a spiffy armory. I was actually pretty emo about it for a couple days because it fucked over a couple of my friends. So to try to make up for my mistake I releveled "oaks house" and is now known as "Back from the swamp", same players different team. Pankakez felt bad for me so he even left his team to help me level it in a couple days.
"Oaks lab" didn't go 0-13 the last week, that is a bit over dramatic. We faced them with our fire MLP, "Blue berry kush", which we joined to help our DK friend, who was in PR range already, get gladiator. We actually went about 50% with them and there were even some words exchanged between Warac and their shaman, Georgiapeaches, bitching about our pve gear and how shitty their comp was compared to ours. You really think Jon, Karizi, and Slimtoast would bring over some of their mains to wintrade our friends and 5th alts?
I don't know who "brb missing queue" is, give me some character names. I don't think any of us were even on that team, I could be mistaken.
"Zero to sixty" was my 2nd alt shadow priest's team. We got to 2432 I believe and decided to sit on the team for awhile. Nonex didn't want that so he invited Pankakez's(the lesser shadow priest to myself) alt, Emmawatsonx and tanked very slowly over a period of a month or two. I believe it was mostly to triple dps and maybe a few other comps. You'd have to ask him.
"Overloading Scatter" didn't even queue the last few nights. It was my triple healer team and I was preoccupied with fixing my disbanded team and helping my DK friend get glad to focus on trying to level that as well. Those two seemed more realistic to level since both Elemental Shamans and Restoration Druids were mediocre at best during that time.
To wrap it up I will tell you a story about Oq. We used to be really good friends and he was a cool guy, we hung out in skype late night a lot and spammed Hunter/Disc 2s all the time, I think we were highest in US at the time. After not getting rank 1 in season 10 he decided he was going to bring him and his 6 or so priests to random BGs and get as many rank 1s as he could. One BG he chose was Vengeance, where he met the best of the best wintraders and ddosers this world has seen, you should see some of their methods... They turned him into a very evil person later in the season but before doing so we compiled our 6 friends and made our 5s team, "Cunning Cleave".
Everything on my teams are legit, sorry it sucks that it has to be that way but its the truth. There's no competition on Emberstorm at all, no need to cheat. The only reason Emberstorm had queues this season is because I was queuing one of my 8 alt teams. You're welcome.