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#4593622 Buttons be here

Posted Ventux on 28 July 2016 - 01:22 PM

where can i buy the stuff you're on


#4593511 how can legion be SO bad

Posted Häxantutto on 28 July 2016 - 12:10 AM

sounds better to me than being CC'd to infinity by RMD :rogue: :mage: :druid:


#4592386 Tryhards of Season 18

Posted Bigmoran on 21 July 2016 - 03:32 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a while. Today concludes the end of the ACTUAL cataclysm of an expansion. In the words of Garrosh Hellscream, times change. In honor of the new expansion (and in a cheap attempt to out rep Lolflay), here are the tryhards of the last season in Wardads of Draenor.

Death Knight

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In an act of Iraq triggered PTSD, this 50 year old DK relentlessly aimed his snipe at a young college girl. This wasn’t the first time Nutsz browsed arenamate for potential targets. He was accustomed to monitoring the ladders on his 18-inch CRT, always ready to use his trackball mouse to click “Join Battle”, all while Fortunate Son was blasting in the background.



Druid

Though it is rumored he has a part time job as Ellen Degeneres stunt double, Minpojke has found his way on this years list. After a devastating DQ from last year’s regionals, Pojke was determined to reign the European ladder for another season. Teaming up with (insert random EU mage here) and a 14 year old Danish boy from Xbox live, Pojke asserted himself as the premier druid among all europine countries.  

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Hunter

Though he has come a long way from his back to back R1-Duelist days (I shit you not this guy got R1 duelist two seasons in a row), this hunter still remains the cuckold of a bald headed baby gnome. Dillypoo spent countless hours playing the same comp every day of his WoD life. Somewhere in the depths of LFG he located a Priest and Feral Druid who had been afflicted by the Duelist curse. Perhaps sympathizing with their struggle, Dillypoo and his team managed to get slapped around like that milf did in that video I my friend watched last night, losing several points to arcane RMPala. Dillypoo endured and managed to once again have one of the highest games played of any player in the world.  

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Mage

The queen termite lays 30,000 eggs/day. With a lifespan of 15 years, that translates to 164,250,000 eggs laid in her lifetime. In the natural world, this is an incredible feat, but it is nothing compared to how many arcane mage eggs Babymichael is capable of laying in a single arena season. From the cherry-scented depths of Vape Nation, the Michaelus Guasparitoros is capable of producing 100 Gladiator tier arcane mages in the time it takes him to rip the fattest vape.

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Monk

I know this is cheap but Trilltko looks like this so I’m gonna assume he’s one of the biggest tryhards:







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If I actually put effort into digging for the tryhard monk this season it would likely be Sethcurry, simply because he was a zero to zero reject who gained an inflated ego due to WW buffs. Nontheless the guy just gives me the heebie jeebies.

But if I really wanted to be honest for a second, Mongery would probably take the cake as tryhard Monk. Getting banned more frequently than he has spelling tests, this child attempted to script his way to the top of the ladder multiple times, only to be stopped by that meddling Brian Holinka and his damned Lore dog.

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Paladin

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but seven Wongs make the right dent in the arena ladder to be worthy of our attention. Vincentwong, also known as Jackson Lee, but sometimes known as Fatherwong is the Rynd of this expansion. Dawning multiple paladins, Wong was able to go Godzilla on the arena ladders.







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Though he resembles a Japanese nuclear monstrosity, he was capable of doing damage only a specific type of reptilian is capable of (see: Lizards). It is rumored (though unconfirmed) that Vincentwong dialed up his boy Reedz using the Razer Naga Reedz edition to prune the connection of his regional qualifying opponents.

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Honorable mention to Killak aka Thelf aka Squirtlelol aka Greenteax aka KobeBryant for laying low after his S15 5v5 wintrades to gain his fifth new identity as a R1 Paladin. Seriously guys, only weird people change their identity like that.


Priest

Dealing with more K’s than the inbox of an angsty teenage girl, Amne managed to secure his position as our tryhard priest. I don’t know much about this guy, other than the fact that his 3k freakout can only be rivaled by S12 Burt. I’ve watched this guy on stream a few times and his frequent nerd-rages are indicative enough to land a spot on our list.

https://www.youtube....h?v=jwyG-G74wsY



Rogue

Even though he is a good friend of mine, this guy needs to tone it down a bit:

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Shaman

If you have ever done Brawlers guild, chances are you have defeated Blat, a simple goo-like organism that explodes into more goo puddles as the fight wears on. This boss encounter was loosely based on an event that occurred over several months in Sweden, as Minpojke’s fat cells were separated from his body to form the 100-celled organism known as Jaimex. This shaman is a prolific poster on this website, first gaining attention as a kickbotter back in MoP. Jaime managed to slowly creep his way on this list as his drive to reproduce was instinctually replaced with a motivation to take over the EU ladder.



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Warlock

Can money buy you happiness? Well Sam I am, it sure can! Ignoring that obscure reference that few will understand, it’s time to open our pocketbooks and place our bets on who our tryhard lock is? I almost put some Ozztistic kid, but that would be too boring! The winner of the S18 tryhard Warlock is Locturnal. Spending hundreds of dollars donating and subscribing to his favorite streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into this spot. Just like the 13 year old Swedish kids that donate to popular girl streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into an artificial friendship with some of our most famous WoW celebrities! Good for him (too bad he didn’t get R1 EleGiggle)! Hey, maybe next paycheck.







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Warrior

Failing to swoon Lxxi, Phixie, and Propel and gaining the award for the rejection Hat trick is Swull. This steroid filled rager queued multiple GCDTV’s and failed to qualify in each regional tournament. Maybe he’s a good guy, though—I hear they finish last. And that Swull did, as he finished last in every way possible.







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Flex on fools!




#4591135 I'm 40yrs old and my name is gladiator.

Posted irubuwrongtime on 14 July 2016 - 05:03 PM

6x glad, r1 s4/s14, but I've never been this happy throughout my WoW career.  Finally got my 2700 achievement this season thanks to the wodness and rating inflation...  :P

It was really tough this season because I had to get it with lfg.  Not having a main team of players you can always queue together to improve as a team really sucks...

Anyways, it may be my last pvp season that I can actually stay competitive due to the lack of game time and rl stuff but I have this feeling of fulfillment that I won't regret any of my time spent on this game in the past years.  I started this game in my 20s and when I was single like many of you now.  Now I have a family and two beautiful girls demanding for more and more of my time and attention.  :)

I met lots of good ppl and I had a lot of fun from WoW.  I've been through all and it is finally finished.  Thanks to you all fellow WoW players.

One thing I wanted to say to the WoW pvp community all this time is that "Why can't we all just get along?  Enough trash talk and bad-mouthing each other but really...  Without each one of us, this game is just dead and boring, more so on the pvp side.  You will end up having no one to play or compete with.  I think we can all be little more nice toward each other.

Shout outs to darkfists and franchris for pushing 2700 with me.  My only regret is that we only got to play together for one day.  I wish I met you guys sooner.

Anyways, gl to you all pushing for glad this season especially my fellow warrior friends~  Peace out~


#4588773 Max zoom distance reduced and capped in Legion

Posted Ickz on 28 June 2016 - 06:11 PM

People are honestly overreacting for nothing. Not to mention this doesn't affect PvP at all (does anyone here really use the modified max view distance in arena/bgs? I think it would do more harm than good, honestly). PvEers are complaining because it supposedly limits their vision against bigger bosses and they're unable to play properly - which is bullshit considering I took a glance at some random "pro PvE" world first vids and whatnot and saw the majority of them using the default max distance. I'm not really a fan of Blizz anymore, but their reasoning on this one was pretty sound. Imo, the modified max distance just looks bad for regular gameplay - I don't know why anyone would even want to use it aside from super huge bosses. People just seem to be looking for something to bitch about every week.


#4588782 Comps That Have Definite Skill Cielings

Posted Fedx on 28 June 2016 - 07:22 PM

EU knows no shaman but the shaman in Speechless whose name is Jaime, the king of shamans, the fat wolf


#4587108 So who's playing this Overwatch crap

Posted Thaya on 11 June 2016 - 01:44 AM

gonna infract myself for shitposting tbh

cya in a few hours


#4587114 So who's playing this Overwatch crap

Posted Tekkys on 11 June 2016 - 03:19 AM

View PostThaya, on 11 June 2016 - 01:44 AM, said:

gonna infract myself for shitposting tbh

cya in a few hours

This actually made me laugh pretty hard. Overwatch has some glaring issues, but it does have a nice polish to it. It's easy to pick up, not too time intensive. Interested to see how bans in ranked play will play out; i think it will add a much needed dynamic to certain maps where some heroes are just way too good.


#4586376 So who's playing this Overwatch crap

Posted Tekkys on 02 June 2016 - 09:21 PM

I've actually been enjoying Overwatch, it's a nice break from League/WoW in my opinion. The characters are all interesting and i feel like the initial balance is actually not so bad. There are definitely some annoying things in the game, as well as some overpowered heroes, but i feel like there are actually counters for most of it.

I played FPS games almost strictly for a while, and this isn't as clean as most, but it's pretty decent so far. There are certainly some tick/latency issues that need to be resolved, as well as some more map diversity and objective placement. Overall it's just a nice experience. Worth the money to me!


#4584894 2.2 CR deaf player LF funzies games H/A

Posted Elixa on 26 May 2016 - 08:47 PM

Hi again! I'm here to look for more fellow horde to play with on my 2.2 cr disc or 2k cr dk, but do have an alliance rdruid as well though I don't play it much now. I currently play with my deaf ret buddy and have achieved 2.2k 3v3 together twice. http://us.battle.net...ssypoo/advanced

Also I've had Arena Master title for a couple of years and been 2200 every season since Cata except last season due to MIA. However I still love doing 5s more than anything so add me up Maryjane#1856 if interested!


#4578912 GladiatorLossa Ban

Posted Xonika on 26 April 2016 - 08:54 PM

View Postabolishedtehe, on 26 April 2016 - 08:52 PM, said:

i duno what to do now.

on the one hand I want to respect jaimes religion... but on the other hand i want to tell his parents that naming your son jaime is going to get him killed in some parts of belfast. Safety first.
does your lossa come with an irish accent?


#4578825 GladiatorLossa Ban

Posted jaimex on 26 April 2016 - 05:35 PM

View PostVengeful95, on 26 April 2016 - 05:29 PM, said:

Who the fuck needs gladiatorlossa?

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Jamie

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atleast spell my name right man wtf


#4578822 GladiatorLossa Ban

Posted Vengeful95 on 26 April 2016 - 05:29 PM

Who the fuck needs gladiatorlossa?

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Jamie


#4571325 @Holinka TBC Interfaces

Posted dizzcord on 25 March 2016 - 04:31 PM

View Postcharles34534534, on 25 March 2016 - 04:30 PM, said:

Nice warlock that doesn't bind devour, shows the skill needed for gladiator in tbc.

nice death knight gladiator in season 2 man when dks were so op lol....


#4532874 Should i come back to WoW Arena?

Posted Voksen on 02 November 2015 - 08:21 PM

Made this to better explain things.


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