Jump to content


Member Since 13 Nov 2007
Offline Last Active Today, 07:34 PM

#4437749 This Fabio guy..

Posted Lipgloss on 18 June 2015 - 08:59 PM

"Rub my nipples! Rub my nipples!" Nadagast moaned
"Yea Nada, you like when I brew a chop right up your buttly?" Hoodrych grunted

It was that time of year when all PvPers were at their horniest. The end of the WoW season.
Hoodrych and Nada had quit WoW for several months when they decided to make their triumphant return to World Of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenei. Nadagast had been busy point capping his gf, making sandwiches, taking baths, slaying ogres etc... when Hoodr (Hoodrych) approached him and told him that it was time to return to WoW and brew up an Ω chop, far primer than something as basic as a choptimus prime.

They asked many druids (Starship, Shouri, Rositiejones, Shiftyz, and of course Metaphorest) to play WLD to relive their glory days of any season prior to 9 (but also not 5), but it was to no avail.

"I'm busy nurturing Djpykaboox" Starship said, gently caressing Pykaboox's head in his lap
"Tch, ur trash" Shouri said, glaring at the deadly duo with contempt
"Yummy yummy yummy, rub my bummy!" Rositiejones said, cackling maniacally
"Vroom Vroom, i'm a plane" Shifty said, as he gazed into the distance
"FUCK YOU!" Metaphorest roared, for no apparent reason

Click here for the full story

#4436840 [US+EU] Best of Each Class

Posted Dills on 17 June 2015 - 03:21 AM

ur all noobs

#4436708 [US+EU] Best of Each Class

Posted DjHypeZyo on 16 June 2015 - 10:17 PM

aids community

#4436681 [US+EU] Best of Each Class

Posted abolishedtehe on 16 June 2015 - 08:59 PM

View Postjaimex, on 16 June 2015 - 08:42 PM, said:

who the fuck is dave

ah you wont know dave cause he hasnt got a stream

#4436591 [US+EU] Best of Each Class

Posted Jim_Jim on 16 June 2015 - 06:14 PM

"I don't enjoy playing a specific game, so everybody else who still enjoy it are pure retards, and it's a fact."

#4434206 Why don't you have a Girlfriend Junkie?

Posted glonglon on 11 June 2015 - 12:33 PM

Posted Image

#4434428 Concepts every player should know

Posted justicecute on 11 June 2015 - 06:54 PM


Muffles is on fire

#4434122 Why game is not fun to play anymore

Posted watchmepwn on 11 June 2015 - 08:38 AM

The biggest funkiller for me is the way arena is nowadays. It's all about setting up the kill (with all 3 people in the team participating on it), blowing big CD's -> Did you fail? Try again in 30-45sec. Repeat the cycle over and over again... every fucking game. After 400 games, I was done with it.

The ironic thing with this is that in WOTLK people used to 'whine' about the fact a random guy in a team could make a glitch play and blow somebody up. But if you look at the current game state, that is something that I personally miss. Not the fact that a BM hunter pops his zoo and oneshots somebody (MoP-hype)! But the fact you are letting a warlock cast 2-3 chaosbolt in a row, which kills you if you decide to tank them. Same goes for mage's shatters in TBC/Wotlk. There used to be a time where positioning really mattered, now it's like you can do this or this. That's it.

The game got tuned down way to much and I'm pretty sure the majority of the playerbase is part of this.


Posted Elorxo on 09 June 2015 - 05:33 PM

how did I know someone was going to do this

#4432712 Thinking of coming back to WoD as spriest. Need advice.

Posted AndrewB on 07 June 2015 - 11:13 PM

WoW being sponsored by MLG is a bigger joke than COD on console.

#4429358 Honorbuddy won't work in arena anymore (y)

Posted Cannigit on 28 May 2015 - 08:14 PM

View PostBawn, on 28 May 2015 - 01:12 PM, said:

you know you reached the lowest of lows when the people who made the bots tell you its immoral to use the bot the way you're using it

Pretty sure they just don't want the unwanted attention and are using "morals" as a scapegoat.

Guy is botting levels? no one bats an eye.
Guy is auto-kicking you in a competitive aspect of the game? everyone goes batshit about it causing blizzard to have to step in.

#4423564 BANNED

Posted Korzul on 14 May 2015 - 02:43 AM


And the problem with what you are saying is that although bans get rid of hb muppets in bgs and hb faggots in arena, it doesn't replace the people who just used it for gear and alts, so you are left with half of the community you had.  If not even less.

Except i'd rather they ban all HB users than ignore them all just so a few people could honor grind and level alts.
Your char shows as a hunter so you might not have experienced the frustration at queueing into a fully combat routined up/interrupt botting cleave but it completely rips the fun out of the game EVEN when you win.
The very fact that people get high with such bots destroys the any sort of competativeness there is... and don't get me wrong, this is just another pointless video game too many people waste their time on.. but we all play it to be somewhat competative and test our game knowledge/reactions against ACTUAL PEOPLE.
So fuck HB users, you're supporting one of the things that is slowly killing a game we invested time into and enjoy.

#4423387 BANNED

Posted Raystigz on 13 May 2015 - 10:43 PM

oh ok so the archaeology banwave in s9 was permanent for botting a proff but these fuckers are kick botting and shit and get 6 months? wat

#4420600 Do not open this thread

Posted Jinngo on 08 May 2015 - 12:39 PM

View Postdizzcord, on 07 May 2015 - 08:06 PM, said:

Thats what this game is all about , having fun. Apperantly it's a huge crime for some reason.

And forgive me if I came of as bashing your gamestyle/gameplay, I don't mean you are the worst wlkdead in the world by any means clearly you are one of the higher rated ones. But my point was basicly: I understand that Jinngo thinks im the worst rogue ever come across a World of warcraft account etc, but I would like to know why he thinks so (if anything other than he greatly disslikes the comp I played against you, which is understandable).

And for your last part, I wouldn't know since I wasnt ghosting your skype at the time (nervous for being on stream vs hypezone cause he hates me) and thats great, cudos to you sir. But I was just feeling like it was the same tactic every 4-5 games we played against you, you kinda splitted all games which never worked in your favor leaving me on Hype 24/7 never stopping redbuff. Was just rince and repeat for us I guess.

But yea I'll push up my other rogue with some "skillfull comp" and see if I manage to break the 2.2k bracket since I'm apperantly a braindamaged baddie.

why am i writing so much text btw?¿

But I like you fedx, you seem like a nice guy in comparision to some other guys around (#shots shots) keep it up mate, Gl with your pushing.

Ok let me present this from my point of view.
You come into my stream and act like you are some sort of greek god + you make these stupid posts on AJ because you want attention or some shit like that?

Now you ask why i think you are bad, I can't say for sure that you are a bad player, but since you play double healer rogue which is litteraly brain dead for you, and you have been struggling to get any decent rating in the past, as a freaking rogue (always OP). I have no reason to assume you are any decent + i know for a fact your teammates are really bad.

Now I don't really mind you playing double healer, if you could atleast admit to playing it just because you want the rating, and it is your only choice if you want to be semi high rated.

Hypezone was messaged by a priest who plays double healer, and he is currently stuck on 2200 on his main priest. He decided only way he could gladiator was by playing double healer rogue, and BAM he became 2700. Now atleast he goes around and apologizes when he wins games, because he knows he is trash.

That is the kind of way you should be acting IMO, if you play this scumbag setup, or you can take a 180 turn and go full Brolle & Max style. Those guys are litteraly braindead.

Now I honestly dont care if you want to become the next Max or not, but atleast stay true to your decision, instead of mixing it up, because right now you seem like a decent person in half your posts, and the other half is pure stupidity.

And for godssake delete this thread, you make yourself look like a fool.

(Excuse my poor english, writing on my phone in a hurry).

To sum it up: Just act decent and be humble, or do the exact opposite.

#4421494 Good Bye

Posted Xinowl on 10 May 2015 - 04:32 PM

View PostBalanceRexxar, on 09 May 2015 - 07:37 PM, said:

what i meant by bullshit is mechanics that made the game less fun.

And you aren't removing the rules because the rules are still there, in league whatever build you want to go you just google what to buy then buy it??

I'd rather spend time playing the game instead of sitting in a shop buying shit and googling what I need instead of just pressing a talent when I level up.

I also don't want to wait 10 minutes for all my abilities to be good, with their talent system or whatever it's called when I played I felt the game wouldn't pick up pace until i have QWE with a couple of points into each, I'd rather just start with all 3 and have perks that make them better as the game goes on.

Also what I meant by "get good" isn't to go compete in tournaments or anything where I would greatly care on what Blizzard did to the game I meant I want to win games because winning is funner.

And you're the fucking moron if you're telling people what to play. I merely made an alternative game suggestion for people who didn't find any of the listed games above fun.

And could of not been so angry in your post, relax dog. :duckers: :duckers:

I think the "cookie cutter build" is more common in LoL than it is in DotA2. There are so many builds you go in DotA with various heroes, as well as how you open up with your items, and therefore customizing your hero more (Bigger RPG element)

Sven would not open up with BKB if opponents has a highly phys dmg. lineup, just as POTM wouldn't always wanna start out with manta if she faced a Warlock, but instead opt for diffusal blade..
You play your hero in DotA 2 depending on which opponents you face. And seeing there is +100 heroes which gets mixed into an enemy team of 5, you can't just mash the same build everytime and let it be the best one. Sure it might work, but it won't be the optimal strategy.

HOTS just feels like a FPS game with RTS camera, where you mash your buttons 24/7 to actually do something. (Seeing that lasthitting has been taken out of the equation, as well as gold farming)
So there is pretty much nothing to do except for mashing qwerty all the time.