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#4436162 How do you even find partners in WOW when you are toxicAF

Posted dizzcord on 15 June 2015 - 09:20 PM

I sexually Identify myself as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

#4433753 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Alcohoulix on 10 June 2015 - 11:55 AM

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#4435892 This Fabio guy..

Posted Wallirik on 15 June 2015 - 11:59 AM

View Postjaimex, on 15 June 2015 - 11:44 AM, said:

He queues at 3kish during primetime too, so it doesn't really matter.
"it doesn't matter that he wintrades, because he also doesn't wintrade 50% of the time"

#4434428 Concepts every player should know

Posted justicecute on 11 June 2015 - 06:54 PM


Muffles is on fire

#4434635 When you're so bored of the season-

Posted BalanceRexxar on 12 June 2015 - 07:17 AM

View PostDjBenx, on 11 June 2015 - 02:03 PM, said:

who fucking cares that some guy you dont know is crying over a game

View PostLightningx, on 12 June 2015 - 06:10 AM, said:

cry over something so irrelevant.

Goals are goals, everybody is different so their goals are going to be different as well. Clearly 2400 is not a big deal to you guys but it is to him.

Someday you may have goals yourselves that are very important to you. For example, let's say both of you had your fathers abandon you and you never learned how to ride a bike.

He wouldn't think that learning to ride a bike is a relevant goal just the way you think 2400 isn't a relevant or meaningful goal.

The fact is you can't judge someone else's goals because they don't apply to you because they are not your goals.

As for his reaction to a failure, I would say it is a bit over the top and he probably would benefit by learning to deal with failure, frustration, anger, etc. in a calmer fashion. But it doesn't justify the intent of his "teammates" because it is immoral to gain personal amusement or pleasure out of the genuine feelings of sadness or failure of others.

If you guys are able to change your mentality to see this situation the way I do; I promise you that you will lead a fuller life because it will bring joy to others which will ultimately bring joy to you.

I'm sorry for me and for you if you disagree.

#4434101 When you're so bored of the season-

Posted BalanceRexxar on 11 June 2015 - 05:41 AM

makes u guys look like cocks for leaving, poor guy

#4434104 When you're so bored of the season-

Posted BalanceRexxar on 11 June 2015 - 05:47 AM

if you're that bored of the season you should do the opposite of whats in this video, give yourself a challenge, help someone achieve their goals instead of getting whatever sick pleasure you get out of watching somebody be sad. this is the definition of a toxic and negative post.

#4434431 Headsets

Posted FTRouslan on 11 June 2015 - 06:54 PM

2 rubles must be like nothing

#4434206 Why don't you have a Girlfriend Junkie?

Posted glonglon on 11 June 2015 - 12:33 PM

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#4433483 Why don't you have a Girlfriend Junkie?

Posted Zaephyr on 09 June 2015 - 07:32 PM

View PostLloix, on 09 June 2015 - 04:05 PM, said:

Please go on, because as it's been now I read shit that thaya posts, explain why it's wrong and makes no sense, and get the same 'you're retarded' response. Every time. It's like this whole meta trolling going on in here. Interesting stuff.

It's like EU people literally do not have the capacity to explain themselves.

Will wait patiently for thaya to answer my question as I've done so for him.

I don't have the willpower to explain why you're being a spastic, if you can't see it at the age of 25 then there's no hope.

#4433426 Why don't you have a Girlfriend Junkie?

Posted pharrelle on 09 June 2015 - 05:20 PM

so I met this great girl last weekend at a party and I'm feeling kinda torn.

She's half brasilien/half german, intelligent, cute and she was into gymnastics so she has a bangin' body literally 9.5/10 overall.
>17 years old / 1.55 cm height / dark brown hair / brown eyes / light tanned / most kissable lips

Was kinda burned out at the start of the party because me and a friend of mine we're swimming in a Lake at night nearby so we just kinda passed by on our home-way. And since that party was in walking distance from my place I stayed when my friend went home early since he had college classes the next morning.

wasn't as many people there since it was a private thing maybe 10 - 12 ppl in total? Got in conversation with her rather quickly since she shared the same name (emily) as my little sister and the best friend of hers.
(10/10 blonde turk with blue eyes who's the gf of a bro of mine who's also a good looking blonde turk - weird coincidence I know)

While doing that my other bro pulled me away and told me how fucking hot he finds emily and how he thinks that she's just perfect for him, since he's an gymnastic who compete's on national level and she was many years in gymnastics and stuff. And obv also because of how breathtaking beautiful she was.

The thing is my friend has like 0 game and 0 courage which is sad because he's really handsome, and as a gymnastic shredded as fuck, hes rocking like 7% bodyfat and could easily have lots and lots of 8/10's and 9/10's if he would just take a bit of a risk when talking to girls. Instead he stayed a virgin way too long and everytime I tell him that me and him will go and talk to some girls he's being a pussy and bringing up some cheap excuses because he lacks the courage to talk to girls, he doesnt already know out of his social circle.

So I kinda back down, and try to wingman him as much as I can. trying to practice damange control on stupid shit he says because he doesnt know better.
At some point she mentions that she in fact has a boyfriend. That's when hes feeling crushed. I could literally see his entire life with her and their kids flashing up in a fire in front of his imaginary eyes.
But instead of continuing of flirting with her and just getting to know her better he kinda completely shuts down, starts drinking more heavily and letting her stand all by herself.

So since that " project " is pretty much dead I'll atleast get myself some company and chat it up with her because I can't ignore a girl like this if she's not together with one of my friends. You may think I'm an asshole for that but fuck that and fuck her boyfriend, she later even tells me that he's treating her disrespectul at many times and that he's very jealous - which tells me that he's an insecure beta faggot who doesn't even can't up with a girl who's that intelligent and cute. If anything she's wasted on a punk like this who doesn't know how to treat his own girl right.

At this time also the booze storage is kinda drawing itself to a close. But since I came later and bought my own stuff, I still had plenty.
She ask me to pur her some more in, which I do but on a very weak mix. Prolly because of her name in I get some protective feelings, and dont want her to get all too fucked up. Also she's only 17.

Anyway I learn that shes besides in german, english, portugese also in spanish fluent. At which point I prolly projected all my hopes and desires on that girl since she seemed just to become more and more perfect wtf.
We change to spanish, at first she was kinda shy, but with the time shes more relaxed and feeling more confident talkind spanish, its not as good as mine and she kinda talks slow but hey she's 17 and is already fluent in 4 languages just as me.

At this time I already have her excluded from the group and whe were talking at the other side of the room in private and also sharing a lot of personal stuff. All while doing that I'm starting to really grow on that girl and from the signals of constant touching me and reaching for my hands I can tell that she's feeling the chemistry too. She proceeds to show me song's from the time she spent in spain and that she's planning on staying this summer a week down there as well and that she wishes she had the chance to grow up in spain because she loves the language just that much. I proceed to talk about the dominican republic and the caribbean lifestlye, the music, the food, the people the vibe you get from people down there. She's very interested when I talk about bachata which is a music style natively from the caribbean's. While playing the song on my cellphone we have to close even closer to each other than we already were.
That's when I take the initiative and exclude her farther from the group so I can show her the basic dance steps which are actually quite simple. She's a very fast learner and gow damnit she really knows how to move these hips, once again I'm reminded that she's also a latina. We proceed to practice the dance steps while playing the music from my cellphone and moving closer and closer with every step.
At this point she's fully pressing her C-cup against me and grinding my leg while me having my left hand on her back and my right hand on her butt at the same time she's laying her head on my neck and breathing in my ear intensively.

There's just this much as I can take, I'm having a full blown boner with no opposition in my swimtrunks, from her grinding on me by now. and there's literally no way that she could have NOT notice it. I really have to restrain myself to not take advantage of her right now. The electricity in air already gave sparks, if we would have been anywhere else I'm certain I couldnt have restrain myself to not press her against a wall and leading her into hours of extensive making out and passionate grinding.

I don't want to keep her away from the group too long so the others don't get suspicious, when we come back her best friend has a wide grin on her face when she's looking at me and prolly thought that we had it already kicked of.

Anyway it was getting late and we were sorting out who drive with whom home, while I was expecting to walk home anyways a friend of mine is offering me to take me home these few hundred meters. Emily is driving home with the others since they all live pretty close to each other. At the goodbye she hugs me very tightly and long, while I don't want to be as affectionate in front of the others I cant restrain myself to steel a peck on her lips as she's holding me. She doesn't say anything and smiles as she proceeds to get in the car.

Later at night I text her if she's home by now and safe (their driver was sober but is just a shitty driver tbh) and she continues telling me how much she enjoyed being able to talk spanish again and when I'm going to fly to the dominican republic and that she want's to meet up before I go.
At the same night my bro who's also really into her is texting me and asking for advice and going on' and on' on how she's so perfect for him and how he thinks that he's falled for her and can't stop thinking about her and ask's what he should do next and if I would help him and how his heart is broken on the fact that she currently has a boyfriend. I tell him to calm down and go to bed because at the state he was I was sure these thoughts would keep him awake the entire night. And offer him to go to the lake tomorrow and talk it up there. He thanks me and goes to sleep.

Next day we head out and all he's talking about is emily it was actually quite cute to see him like this, because he's normally not that exicted when it comes to girls, so I enjoyed seeing him in love aswell. This was last sunday. We had a nice day at the lake and I explained to him what's the best way to proceed in his situation.

this was last sunday.
I've texted since then with emily back and forth, while shes obv a bit more conservative when she's more sober I still feel the great chemistry between us and it's really easy for me to make her laugh and just having a good time all in all.
Now she agreed to see me on the Farewell party my friends are throwing for me. I told her that my bro will be there aswell.
He was obv very pleased with that and also thankful to me.

Now I'll be staying in germany only till the beginning of next month anyway so there's no real reason to work to the goal of an relationship with her. And I wold be really happy for my bro if he finally lock himself down a girl who suits him.

Now the logical answer is pretty easy to see. But It still fucking hurts. It hurts so much junkies. I'm prolly going to end up doing the right thing and pave the way for my bro in sacrifice of my own feelings. I like to be genuinely happy to do that, but it kills me I have to admit, and I don't like that side of me.


#4433309 Why don't you have a Girlfriend Junkie?

Posted FTRouslan on 09 June 2015 - 03:28 PM

will this plain burger matter in 20 years

#4433021 Why don't you have a Girlfriend Junkie?

Posted Zaephyr on 08 June 2015 - 09:29 PM

everyone shutup and rep me

#4432952 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted FTRouslan on 08 June 2015 - 06:32 PM

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#4432715 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted FTRouslan on 08 June 2015 - 12:08 AM