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#4225282 Conspiracy Theories you actually believe and why

Posted FTRouslan on 06 October 2014 - 03:25 AM

Tupac and Biggie faked their deaths and became Daft Punk. It's pretty obvious when you think about it. Both were 90s. Two guys. Why the fuck would two French dudes carry around helmets? Do they have something to hide???

#4225096 I have finally done it... again!

Posted Zaephyr on 05 October 2014 - 11:46 PM

yo THAYA my homie swing me some REP

#4224262 fun story

Posted stcolbert on 05 October 2014 - 02:46 AM

I'm also a hundred thousandaire. So I can buy guns but can't pay anyone to shoot them

#4224193 fun story

Posted FTRouslan on 05 October 2014 - 12:47 AM

fuck he even looks like a rat

#4222615 358 players will get rank one title this season in EU this is dumb

Posted Cutebaby on 02 October 2014 - 02:44 PM

358 characters x 1000 EUR pr boost = 358000 EUR

Enough to buy a house, car, family etc. I think the man at the top is pleased with this new development.

#4221340 Where can I find a girl who will dominate me in the bedroom?

Posted Esiwdeer on 01 October 2014 - 12:34 AM

It's weird, when I was younger I would always love to wear short sleeve shirts. I don't mean to brag, but my forearm hairs have always been very long. Brown, soft, supple, plenty - like a field of heaven grass set on a sky of muscle. Sometimes I could feel the Coach looking at my forearm hairs, but I never knew why until I was much older.

It wasn't until I was 34 years old; I'd been waiting in line for 16 days to buy the new iPhone 6 which I unfortunately broke in a very immature "YouTube" prank. One of my girlfriends(I live in a commune) just kept combing my forearm hairs with her teeth -  sort of like the love scene in The Lion King - that I realized I was well above average then, because we were able to recreate the classic scene from Lady & The Tramp(with the spaghetti) with some of my older forearm hairs.


Seriously lads, in 5 years you'll hopefully never think about the size of your penis again. I bet you all liked Lord of the Rings, but when it's actually time for something small to do something heroic here you are, obsessing over something nobody gives a shit about.

Would I be happier if some of my girlfriends had gotten breast implants? Absolutely, but that's a status thing. That's like advertising so other men know that you're a boss, basically. Listen buddy, I have control over those breasts for some reason, maybe think twice. But nobody can see your penis until you are wielding it; by then, it should already be too late if you're using it correctly.

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#4217671 [Music] What are you listening to?

Posted Alcohoulix on 25 September 2014 - 10:27 PM

#4218598 [Music] What are you listening to?

Posted Synkz on 27 September 2014 - 02:40 AM

#4214971 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted Zaephyr on 22 September 2014 - 07:02 PM

View PostAyrasaurus, on 22 September 2014 - 07:01 PM, said:

mate she is a generic club slut

dont take it to heart
my most recent was greek dude wtf

to be fair mate she looks taller than you

#4213534 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted glonglon on 20 September 2014 - 05:14 PM

This awesome pic will be perfect to test my new filters :wub:

Flares filter :

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Argentic photo filter :

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Emo filter :

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#4212631 2014 NA Regional Drama Wrap-Up

Posted Zaephyr on 19 September 2014 - 12:27 PM

Thanks Regent - I've been saying your posts have been steadily improving over the years.

I give this topic an A+

#4212430 2014 NA Regional Drama Wrap-Up

Posted Regent on 19 September 2014 - 05:45 AM

View Postroastyzxo, on 19 September 2014 - 05:41 AM, said:

I change my name too much and i'm not on tichondrius etc etc etc takes too much effort to get known

Might want to change your name again imo

#4212238 2014 NA Regional Drama Wrap-Up

Posted Regent on 18 September 2014 - 11:54 PM

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Since there has been a lot of drama recently, I figured I would make a TL;DR thread for those of you that have successful real lives and can't sit on ArenaJunkies 24/7.

The North American Regional Qualifiers:
  • Hosted by ESL (the same company that organized the holocaust)
  • 2800 players qualify but only 50 Teams signed up
  • No seeding and random placement meant some popular teams eliminated each other right of the bat
  • Zero interaction with Blizzard, even after the ESL website wasn't working
  • People suspect Blizzard will be asking for some of the money they paid ESL back, since ESL apparently completely forgot that they were supposed to hold this tournament
Vanguards team gets knocked out because of a "no-show":
  • Timestamp does show that Vanguards team was almost 30 minutes late to their match
  • They claim they had no idea the time they were supposed to play
  • Poor organization and almost no help from ESL admin, many people think they didn't deserve the loss
  • Vanguards, being the least confrontational person in existence, made a nice forum post saying how he is slightly angry that he missed out on a chance for $40,000 USD
Jah's team gets knocked out and tries to get back in on a technicality, twice:
  • Claims his first loss was not actually the "real" game and only practice
  • Screenshots show his team agreeing it was the real game
  • Some people claim that after his second loss he tried to contact tournament admin and get it changed
  • Talbadar is "disappointed" in jah
  • Jah, unsurprisingly, calls everyone "retards" and hasn't been seen since
Wizk's team cheats and has other players, not on their roster, play:
  • By far the biggest drama generating event of the tournament
  • Wizk, Jakenotezz, and Random rogue decided to play RPS in tournament
  • Upon tournament brackets coming out, they realize they will have to fight comps that are strong against them
  • Wizk realizes that it would be too obvious to ddos his opponents, he determines he will have to come up with another way to cheat
  • Wizk replaces his rogue and rsham with an rdruid and mage who are not on his team roster and then wins multiple games (it is assumed that the mage was played by, "Piecez," and the druid by, "Rynd")
  • People (obviously) realize what is happening and he gets disqualified for cheating
  • Wizk then cries, makes a 40 minute video about why he didn't cheat, no one believes him
  • Jakenotezz, then makes a post on AJ admitting that they cheated, apologizing, and says he only did it to bang his 18 y/o e-girlfriend when he goes to New York
  • Wizk then claims he is too good for this community
  • Wizk locks in his spot next to Xandyn in the "top 5 scummiest wow players of all time"
  • Randomroguex is mad that no one knows who he is, doesn't understand the concept of why cheating is bad, and is apparently a part of some "elite cheaters club"
Multiple teams Disqualified after the tournament ends based on their geographical location:
  • Apparently it was easier to allow these people to play in the tournament and then disqualify them after they won
  • Raises multiple questions about the outcome of the tournament, since the teams who got DQ'ed knocked people out of the tournament
  • The dominant team of Jeff, Barry, and Twochainz is rumored to be one of the teams DQ'ed
Avangelyne proves he is really weird:
  • Made multiple weird posts about having a girlfriend
  • Multiple awkward tweets involving, but not limited to: old memes, obscure Norwegian cover bands, and History channel TV shows
  • All of this is okay though, because according to him, he "has a lot of friends"
Former 3rd place Blizzcon team, "PvP Live" replaces healer the night before qualifiers:
  • but apparently forget to tell him he is off the team
  • Famous monk, "Dannycarey" is replace by other famous monk, "Verdantstorm"
  • Novoz and Thugonomicz imply that Dannycarey is part of something (Illuminati?)
  • Dannycarrey still hasn't run out of mana
  • Surprisingly, Glinks didn't cheat or try to ddos anyone
  • Nice work, Glinks
World of Warcraft PvP Designer, "Holinka" no where to be found:
  • A week has gone by since his last sighting
  • Police have decided to end the search
  • His family stays hopeful
Arena Junkies:
  • Datacus tries really hard to get some free rep, fails miserably
  • For the first time in over a year, people are capped out on giving rep
  • If you point out any scummy things that friends of the moderators have done, you will be getting an infraction
  • Flavour is still making stupid posts
  • Dillypoo's insults have been getting noticeably better over time, possibly hitting puberty soon?
  • Bigmoran tries to dispel ddos rumors by threatening to ddos anyone who talks about it
  • Thugonomicz believes that Arenajunkies.com is actually "Horse cocks"
  • Bailamos dropped in to insult Jakenotezz for having an e-girlfriend, the irony is palpable
  • More wintrading in EU, no one is surprised
  • The "scummy dozen" continue to rep each-other in an attempt to make it seem like they have some community support
  • Ayra is still black, and still european

#4214278 mods

Posted Pharaun on 21 September 2014 - 10:09 PM

View PostKawklee, on 19 September 2014 - 03:14 PM, said:

can we please clarify posting guidelines for off-topic

Yea, don't post this:

View PostKawklee, on 12 September 2014 - 12:53 AM, said:

or what are you going to do about you stupid fucking cockmuncher

Honestly not sure what you were expecting.

#4208296 i challange glonglon to a rap battle

Posted glonglon on 15 September 2014 - 09:24 AM

View PostThaya, on 14 September 2014 - 03:01 PM, said:

You could become real big in cloud rap, no joke

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View Poststcolbert, on 14 September 2014 - 05:32 PM, said:

Are you Haitian?

No, I'm French.

View PostThaya, on 14 September 2014 - 03:01 PM, said:

That is so amazing, please continue