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#4231048 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted FTRouslan on 13 October 2014 - 11:26 PM

a new challenger has arrived

ain't nuthin' but a "gene" thang

#4227355 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Zaephyr on 09 October 2014 - 09:12 PM

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#4230214 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted FTRouslan on 13 October 2014 - 05:29 AM




#4230163 Conspiracy Theories you actually believe and why

Posted Neitey on 13 October 2014 - 02:11 AM

View PostEsiwdeer, on 12 October 2014 - 05:32 PM, said:

she does look fertile though

me and neitey don't agree on much but something about the hue of her face

makes me want to get her pregnant

it's fucked up that society doesn't just let me do that like, it's something i just want to do on my own, fuck off

When our ape ancestors would approach female apes, who were sorta hobbling around on all fours, they'd see a pair of nice round buttocks and a pink/red vagina. They'd fuck from behind whereas we now fuck from missionary. The adapation is that now we have titties as surrogate buttocks (pretty obvious if you know that the extra flab human females have adds nothing to the feeding potential), and the mouth as a surrogate vagina. Blood rushes to the mouth during sexual arousal, to imitate the vagina. That's the sexual cue nymph is displaying that's driving our loins to yearn.

#4229839 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted FTRouslan on 12 October 2014 - 09:03 PM

Thug Life, part 2

#4229029 Conspiracy Theories you actually believe and why

Posted glonglon on 12 October 2014 - 09:55 AM

View PostEsiwdeer, on 11 October 2014 - 04:56 PM, said:

would be surprised if nymph wasn't already pregnant

Who impregnated her, was it you Reedwise :confused:

View PostNeitey, on 12 October 2014 - 04:16 AM, said:

Nymph looks exceptionally fertile.

It's because I replaced her contraceptive pills by fertility pills while she was doing those silly RBG with bailamos then I poked every condom in her bag with a thin needle.

Later, I convinced her not to abort by saying that this baby was "a miracle" :duckers:

View PostFlavours, on 11 October 2014 - 04:45 PM, said:

classic glonglon

Now that womb transplantation is mastered, I'm pretty sure you could also be a great mother for our uber aa+ son Flavours :wub:

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Sorry for the faceswap fever

#4228705 Conspiracy Theories you actually believe and why

Posted glonglon on 11 October 2014 - 03:11 PM

Excellent idea !

After mixing our cum we could use nympheu as a gestational surrogate :wub:

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#4225279 I have finally done it... again!

Posted Rilor on 06 October 2014 - 03:12 AM

View PostThaya, on 05 October 2014 - 11:45 PM, said:

Your posts make me sad
Fuking REKT

#4225282 Conspiracy Theories you actually believe and why

Posted FTRouslan on 06 October 2014 - 03:25 AM

Tupac and Biggie faked their deaths and became Daft Punk. It's pretty obvious when you think about it. Both were 90s. Two guys. Why the fuck would two French dudes carry around helmets? Do they have something to hide???

#4225096 I have finally done it... again!

Posted Zaephyr on 05 October 2014 - 11:46 PM

yo THAYA my homie swing me some REP

#4224262 fun story

Posted stcolbert on 05 October 2014 - 02:46 AM

I'm also a hundred thousandaire. So I can buy guns but can't pay anyone to shoot them

#4224193 fun story

Posted FTRouslan on 05 October 2014 - 12:47 AM

fuck he even looks like a rat

#4222615 358 players will get rank one title this season in EU this is dumb

Posted Cutebaby on 02 October 2014 - 02:44 PM

358 characters x 1000 EUR pr boost = 358000 EUR

Enough to buy a house, car, family etc. I think the man at the top is pleased with this new development.

#4221340 Where can I find a girl who will dominate me in the bedroom?

Posted Esiwdeer on 01 October 2014 - 12:34 AM

It's weird, when I was younger I would always love to wear short sleeve shirts. I don't mean to brag, but my forearm hairs have always been very long. Brown, soft, supple, plenty - like a field of heaven grass set on a sky of muscle. Sometimes I could feel the Coach looking at my forearm hairs, but I never knew why until I was much older.

It wasn't until I was 34 years old; I'd been waiting in line for 16 days to buy the new iPhone 6 which I unfortunately broke in a very immature "YouTube" prank. One of my girlfriends(I live in a commune) just kept combing my forearm hairs with her teeth -  sort of like the love scene in The Lion King - that I realized I was well above average then, because we were able to recreate the classic scene from Lady & The Tramp(with the spaghetti) with some of my older forearm hairs.


Seriously lads, in 5 years you'll hopefully never think about the size of your penis again. I bet you all liked Lord of the Rings, but when it's actually time for something small to do something heroic here you are, obsessing over something nobody gives a shit about.

Would I be happier if some of my girlfriends had gotten breast implants? Absolutely, but that's a status thing. That's like advertising so other men know that you're a boss, basically. Listen buddy, I have control over those breasts for some reason, maybe think twice. But nobody can see your penis until you are wielding it; by then, it should already be too late if you're using it correctly.

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#4217671 [Music] What are you listening to?

Posted Alcohoulix on 25 September 2014 - 10:27 PM