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#4513470 what a joke joke joke of a company

Posted Nicholaes92 on Yesterday, 12:53 AM

View PostGlink, on 04 October 2015 - 12:24 AM, said:

So how much does holinka pay you?

About the same amount as your opinions relevance, none.

#4504272 masterbation techniques

Posted Buglamp on 21 September 2015 - 06:47 AM

If you haven't tried prostate stimulation you're a coward and you haven't lived a full life.

Also, try repeatedly preventing climax and/or holding back - try to holding uh... I guess your kegels or whatever in a stasis while continuing to stimulate. Don't let the penis pulse, essentially.

Then there's your balls, which shouldn't be neglected. Holding them, pulling them slightly to tighten the skin around the shaft, etc.

The lower part of your shaft is also surprisingly sensitive so massaging that or even starting from the base.

You can also try a gentle technique of using only a few fingers and keeping pressure very light. I've had to masturbate quietly before when I was away at a summer camp where everyone slept in bunkbeds in a small room and this is how I got it done.

Using warm, tight, lubricated things is also a pretty obvious way to go, fleshlight or any makeshift variation of one.

Autoerotic asphyxiation is another option but obviously you should be very careful with it.

Oh and I almost forgot, urethral insertion, and that's another one to be cautious with.

Lastly I should be add not to overdue the novelty. Keeping it occasional is better.

Novelty in and of itself can also help even if it's not specifically sexual, adding any new sensation or type of stimulation can potentially make things more exciting. Pinch your nipples, do it with your feet in cold water, use a tingly or burning lotion of some sort, etc. etc.

I'll also include this so nobody else needs to -

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#4507728 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted pharrelle on 27 September 2015 - 12:07 AM

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#4508247 so, why do you guys still browse AJOT?

Posted huurka on 27 September 2015 - 09:46 PM

becausae i have brain damage

#4506762 Why don't you have a Girlfriend Junkie?

Posted Reliuna on 25 September 2015 - 02:18 PM

View PostFlexes92, on 25 September 2015 - 05:25 AM, said:

i sometimes wonder if it's even worth the hassle.

i think i never had a genuine friendship with a girl. it always feels so superficial. until i finished school (after that it get's kind of hard to naturally meet girls if you study computer science lol) plenty of girls liked me but it never really worked out. you just can not have a conversation with them the same way you can with a good guy friend. i wish i was gay that would make things easier i think.  girls like other stuff. yes there are ones that are into the stuff im into but that is pretty rare already. and even if they are into the same things that doesn't mean the personality fits. idk i just never had the feeling that i could be the real me that i am with my close friends. and tbh it's not worth it to maintain a relationship just to fuck or just for the sake of having a gf. sex isn't even that much better than using your hand. i think the problem is that when you sit at your pc all day you have very different hobbies and interests than normal ppl and even live in a somewhat different culture i feel like. they won't understand my references, they won't understand where i'm comin from.
i mean for example you watch a movie with her and she wants do see a really shitty movie like lets say an adam sandler movie, how am i ever gonna be able to have a real conversation with such a person ever againe? i mean i wanna tell that person why i think this is a bad movie, but i feel like it would amount to nothing because there will be 1000 other things that person thinks drastically different about and i have to explain myself.

im gay, i have loads of straight guy friends and my references are from RuPaul's Drag Race.

idk i dont agree with a single word of what u just wrote here, if you dont allow urself to be your true self around whoever then you will feel it's superficial, but it's not because of the other person's hobbies or their gender or sexuality, it's because of you and you not being real.

#4502691 The resemblance is uncanny

Posted Lloix on 18 September 2015 - 12:56 PM

That picture should be your profile pic.

#4500162 That fear you have that is nearly borderline embarrasing

Posted glonglon on 15 September 2015 - 01:12 PM

View PostThaya, on 15 September 2015 - 01:05 PM, said:

you post the best shit man

You have the best playlist in the universe man :wub:


#4500153 That fear you have that is nearly borderline embarrasing

Posted glonglon on 15 September 2015 - 12:52 PM

View PostBuglamp, on 15 September 2015 - 02:45 AM, said:

- I also hate being my dad's son. Wish my mom would've married someone on her level - she's smart, competent, well balanced, etc. etc. and my dad, while not necessarily a bad guy, is just not worthy of her. He's close minded, uncultured, and doesn't manage or understand his emotions well.

Buglamp, I think you have oedipus complex. You'll probably kill your dad and f*ck your mom very soon. Don't worry, I'll not blame you, incest is wincest :wub:

#4495368 [Music] What are you listening to?

Posted drugdealerx on 09 September 2015 - 12:46 PM

i feel like this is an accurate representation of russia

im sure thaya can confirm

#4496049 Banned players not allowed to qualify for Blizzcon.

Posted Lloix on 10 September 2015 - 03:32 PM

View PostNicholaes92, on 10 September 2015 - 03:03 PM, said:

Glad you caught that by yourself.  Good job buddy!

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#4493799 Anyone got a list of toys that work in arena ?

Posted Mattadoro on 07 September 2015 - 01:58 AM

fun fact. bubble wand turns off your auto shots and autoattacks... strongly suggest that you don't use it in arena... or for two straight seasons macro'd to arcane shot like i did...

#4491285 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Twaenkz on 02 September 2015 - 10:39 PM

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#4485645 Gay ppl and smartness

Posted Lloix on 26 August 2015 - 03:01 AM

This wasn't even thinly veiled op the only fag here is you.

#4484571 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted glonglon on 24 August 2015 - 09:38 PM

View PostAlcohoulix, on 24 August 2015 - 11:10 AM, said:

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#4483596 Little interesting section here about WoW back when it was an eSport in 2007-...

Posted Metaclassx on 23 August 2015 - 01:09 PM

View PostThaya, on 23 August 2015 - 10:50 AM, said:

hots did a lot of unique shit

healers (this is huge btw - healers in this game literally make 5v5 fights last for several minutes sometimes, feels like small arena matches), a lot of pretty crazy hero designs/concepts (there's literally a bodyless dude that only 'enhances' other units for example), etc etc

it's not like hots is just lol with different maps/objectives and 20 min games. look beyond the surface

I think the actual hero design in HoTS is excellent and I really like the maps as well. Its a lot of fun to watch as well, which is great. It definitely has a lot of potential for an E-Sports system