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#4592233 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted FTRouslan on 20 July 2016 - 12:57 AM

"simon says you're a fucking faggot"

"shut the fuck up comrade"

#4592218 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Alcohoulix on 19 July 2016 - 11:37 PM

i had to actually pause the vid since i couldnt breathe

#4591384 What's everyone up to these days?

Posted Breadstick on 16 July 2016 - 05:04 AM

man i want a fucking girlfriend

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#4591378 What's everyone up to these days?

Posted Breadstick on 16 July 2016 - 05:01 AM

View PostThaya, on 16 July 2016 - 04:10 AM, said:

also i had a dream that i found a gf

woke up from the emotion

tried to sleep back into the same dream but it didn't work

that's when it got rly sad

literally this same shit happens to me and i get so fucking sad it ruins my day

#4591144 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted pharrelle on 14 July 2016 - 05:26 PM

View PostAyrasaurus, on 14 July 2016 - 12:49 PM, said:

ok what is your actual job title because i want it

I work in a Tourist-Excursions Sell-office as Tour Operator.

I'm mainly responsible for in-house Activities such as;

Surf - Instructor; Stand-Up Paddleboard Instructor; Snorkeling and sea-life Instructor

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Those are the things I do with Clients myself and have to be trained and also get pretty good commission for.

Now there are variety's of these such as

"Sunrise SUP" lessons to get a chance of seeing wild sea turtles.
"Sunset SUP"  lessons to get a chance of seeing wild Stingrays.

For more experienced clients we offer combinations with Snorkeling and Cliffjumping.

To do that kind of stuff you obviously know your shit. Water tide. Wind direction. Ocean depth. Sea Urgents & Jellyfish.

If clients hurt themself then it's your responsibility.

We bring always a GoPro with us to take Pictures on the Water/Underwater and Upload them later on Social Media.
I'm the one who does that in 99% of the cases too, since I know my way around Photoshop and basic Video Editing.

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View PostAyrasaurus, on 14 July 2016 - 12:49 PM, said:

what did you need to get into this line of work

Languages and Charisma.

I'm fluent in Spanish, English & German.
My boss is fluent in Dutch, German, Spanish, English & French.

Everyone where I work also atleast speaks 3 Languages.

It's always their mother language/ English (the language we talk to each others and clients incase they're not from the country you're from) / and spanish (which is the official language spoken here, but which you'll learn while living here)

If you're fluent in more than 3 Languages then that's a big big bonus.

But the single most important thing you need is charisma.

Things here work different than in the States or Europe, if you're charismatic as fuck everyone will offer you well paid jobs.

You got to understand that we have a lot of very wealthy people that own Houses and Property here but only spend the Wintermonths here in the caribbean and head home whereever they're from in spring.

So if you're able to make friends very easy and Clients enjoy themselves around you they'll not only tip the fuck out of you. But give you very generous Gifts or entrust you with very expensive things to take care of while they're gone.

I'm living in very spacious Mansion with private Pool by myself without paying rent, electricity or Internet. And not only that I get paid every Month as much as I'm making at my job for living there taking care of the House, watering the plants and cleaning the Pool every 14 Days.

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People like that want someone they can trust and won't abuse their generosity. In return they'll be way more generous with you on the long run.

Before getting that Housekeep job I lived with a Co-worker for a Month that had 1.5 Mio Beachfront Penthouse his parent owned.

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We Smoked Weed / Went Kiting/ Surfing / Invited Girls from all over the world we met working that day

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So yeah, just be one charismatic fuck, who's able to enjoy himself and smaller things and while doing that - life will get even better.

The second you start loving life, it will start loving you back.

View PostAyrasaurus, on 14 July 2016 - 12:49 PM, said:

how hard is it

It's not always easy to be happy and fun, I'm a human being and in the morning I need my coffee or I'm gonna be antisocial all morning.

You work mainly on Commission so, there are Days and even weeks in which you don't make great money in the off-season.

Get used to being broke at times. And having fun without spending much Money.

If you're able to do that. You're going to have the fucking time of your Life.

It's ok be silly. It's ok to be fun. It's ok to get out of your comfort zone. It's ok to cross a line every now and then.

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Your Job is to make sure people have fun - having fun yourself comes with it.

View PostAyrasaurus, on 14 July 2016 - 12:49 PM, said:

Like how did you even fall into this line of work

My Boss is a close friend of my mom for over twenty years. So he took the time to learn me into some of the tasks. But then again since I'm Trilingual, young and clients like me - I'm qualified. And since starting here - I got many offers for even better paid Jobs.

So if you would come here speaking all the languages you do, plus being as charismatic as I know you are, plus knowing how to lead and bond with a community.

Everything else can be thought while working if your boss takes the time to learn you in.

When I came here I definitely took a risk - so would you.

But If anyone could succes in it, then it would be you Ayra.

View PostAyrasaurus, on 14 July 2016 - 12:49 PM, said:

oh and does it pay well?

Well, it pays enough. I support myself without mama oder papa's money.. Like most of these trustfund kids here at the Watersport mecca.

And I live in a Mansion 2 minutes from the beach, have as much weed and booze as I want, and fall in love with every gorgeous face I see.

Sure I lucked out with the housekeeping Job. But if you're a cool guy and people see you as fun and honest - good things will come your way.

I deal with hotels, resorts and restaurants all day. So Everyone knows me, and then it's easy to hop onto something different if you want change or are looking for an better paid manangement position.

If you're fluent in multiple languages, know your way around here are responsible and trustworthy while charismatic and ambitious everyone wants you to work for them.

The best part is just getting to know and making friends with cool people from all over the world and while doing that growing your character with them.

#4590742 Pokemon GO

Posted pharrelle on 12 July 2016 - 12:46 AM

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hasnt been easy brothers

#4590703 Appropriation

Posted Breadstick on 11 July 2016 - 09:12 PM

i have never been high

except high rated in world of warcraft

i'm a 5 time gladiator ama

#4590673 Appropriation

Posted Buglamp on 11 July 2016 - 06:02 PM

I kinda feel disappointed though. I've done grosser things while sober.

#4590652 Appropriation

Posted FTRouslan on 11 July 2016 - 05:25 PM

View PostThaya, on 11 July 2016 - 06:39 AM, said:

how much does coke cost there?

$100 gets you this

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#4590493 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted FTRouslan on 11 July 2016 - 12:16 AM

View PostYVNG_CARL_YVNG, on 10 July 2016 - 08:49 PM, said:

now for some ACTUALLY good /pol/ memes (i actually think this was /int/ circa 2014 but fuck me if i know)

that was fucking depressing

is depression part of german culture?

try something more lighthearted, like this:

#4590352 Appropriation

Posted Breadstick on 10 July 2016 - 03:52 AM

i got the new 165hz meme monitor

1440p, ips with gsync


#4589830 Brexit lol

Posted FTRouslan on 06 July 2016 - 07:41 PM

View PostForumz, on 06 July 2016 - 07:17 PM, said:

inb4 ''because they can't change anything''

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#4589710 Appropriation

Posted Zaephyr on 05 July 2016 - 05:06 PM

u wot m8

#4589029 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Reliuna on 29 June 2016 - 06:59 PM

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#4588770 Max zoom distance reduced and capped in Legion

Posted Naraga on 28 June 2016 - 05:33 PM

Questionable argumentation.

Following their logic they should also break every single addon, because there are people that don't know about that specific addon.