let me tell you something about Jahmillz, we were best friends in high school...I know..I dont even....whatever, so in the 8th grade, i started going out with my new girlfriend Bianca, totally gorgeous, but then she moved to Indiana, and Jahmillz was like weirdly jealous of her, cause if i would like blow him off to hang out with Bianca he'd be like "why didnt you call me back" and I'd be like "why are you so obsessed with me?".
So for my birthday party, which was an all guys pool party, I was like...."Sorry Jahmillz, I can't invite you because...I think you're gay"...I mean I couldnt have a homo at my party there would be boys there in their swimsuits! right?! so his mom called my mom and my mom called her mom and they were yelling at eachother...so retarded and then he dropped out of school because nobody talked to him and when he came back all his hair was cut off...and now I guess he's on the crack