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#4562808 Pruning yes/no cdew poll

Posted sarma on 31 January 2016 - 04:32 AM

View PostBigmoran, on 30 January 2016 - 07:00 PM, said:

the whole game doesnt revolve around hpal/dk/x dude
I got told that it revolves around all those wintradex ddosx bigmorons out there instead.

#4561059 [Bug] Sacred Shield.

Posted latturalol on 18 January 2016 - 11:03 PM

View PostJim_Jim, on 18 January 2016 - 07:22 PM, said:

... is like Genesis, not affected by the pvp rule of 150% crit :

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Oh, and by the way, if you mind control a holypal when the Beacon of Light is on his mate, Saved by the Skill will proc on the pally... infinitely, until the MC is cancelled.

thats fine mc dc's the priest anyway so that'll never happen

#4561335 What would the internet be like without trolls?

Posted nerdiestwoe on 20 January 2016 - 08:51 PM

Upon my return nearly 30 minutes ago, I was not surprised to learn that I was totally right in predicting Thaya's substance abuse and social ineptitude. I just called it, like an American Sherlocke Holmes. The signs were imperceptible to all those without genius, but I perceived them. I can't put into words what a burden it is to be so far above your contemporaries.

Thinking about this issue only critically, I can't help but contemplate the ways in which my absence helped turn this forum into a place about substance use, anime, the inability to get a girlfriend, and being sad. A place where the degenerate, alcoholic trout Nymph can be sought after instead of scorned. A place where even Namechange is apparently ashamed to hold membership.

I realize now that no amount of trolling could ever make someone dependent on substances. There's nothing I can say that would make you unable to get a girlfriend for yourself. There's no combination of keys I could hit that would inflict a speech impediment on its target for the duration of his life. There's nothing I could do to give you the authentic memory of spending 7+ years of the prime of your life watching anime and complaining/bragging about how sad you are.

Nietzsche said that one should avoid being carried aloft - because once you dismount, your legs will fail. Alas, I can't help but wonder if the social support system you have established for yourselves is doing all of you a disservice by the same logic.


Ecosystems are complex and delicately balanced. Indeed, although you managed to vanquish the only superpredator this subsection has ever known, you have only succeeded in turning yourselves into a community so embarrassing that I am now able to come back here and inform you that this was my plan all along. A younger, more ruthless version of myself planned this nearly 4 years ago. I still have the graph paper, if you don't believe me.

So great was my hatred for European corruptness in positions of authority that I intentionally caused this to all of you. Like some sort of cosmic composer I organized the social structure of this forum in such a way that the aforementioned consequences of my actions are totally irreversible.

Like an irresponsible wizard, I cast a spell with permanent consequences without thinking. I should have held myself to a higher standard - after all, I: can resist substances, get women, & am not sad. Also, my tastes in entertainment could be described by no man as banal or pedantic.

With great power comes great responsibility. I am truly sorry for the life of pain and irrelevancy that I have caused those of you who likely know who you are.


Please know that not a day goes by that I don't think about the terrible lot I've doomed you to endure. Like the end of Saving Private Ryan, I want each of you to know that I will earn this. I just mean to say that if I was some of you, I'd prefer to be dead. I came here to say that your death in relation to my life will not be without success or result. You have my word that I will enjoy my life at least 6 times more than I should have, in quiet memorial to the talent squandered, time wasted, and opportunities lost.

I'm sorry, again. God speed, and good luck.


#4558779 Some new ruski hack

Posted Atosy on 03 January 2016 - 07:35 PM

View PostElorxo, on 03 January 2016 - 07:09 PM, said:

i feel like a lot of russians still gcd hack. some random russian ww/dk and turbos do insane damage in comparison to some of the r1 turbos

The spirit of Mother Russia gives them +20%dmg.

#4556940 Been gone Since early Cata, havent played arena seriously since wotlk, need a...

Posted Knaittiz on 23 December 2015 - 06:26 AM

turn back you could continue living without ever having faced wod turbo or ww dk

#4558488 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Twaenkz on 02 January 2016 - 02:03 AM

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+1 rep if u laughed

#4559223 What Would It Take For Blizzard To Care?

Posted Nicholaes92 on 07 January 2016 - 03:12 AM

View PostNaraga, on 07 January 2016 - 03:08 AM, said:

Don't know how people can say a game thats the biggest and most viewed esport in the world "sucks to watch".

WoW is actually very easy to follow even if you have no prior knowledge of the game. Its easy to understand the archroles (Healer, ranged dps, melee dps). Its also easy to follow the big lines of the match (CC, Mana, Health). Healers get CC'd, damage goes out on a dps. His health drops and he dies. Cool!

Then for the the more experienced players/viewers there are the other things going on that you wont see if you are new to the game. WoW actually caters to people of all knowledge/skill levels. Especially with a good caster that keeps the inexperienced viewer up to date with things he would otherwise not understand.

Moba's on the other hand are a lot harder to follow for a inexperienced viewer. You see people PvE for minutes on building items you have no idea about, using abilities on "long" cooldowns that seem to instantly do something but its not always clear what.

Its 2016 yet a lot of these "esports" are struggeling to get even close to the viewer numbers WoW had in 2007.

Everything you just said was so fucking wrong i'm not even going to pick it apart like I normally do.

But jesus christ that last sentence.  Lol please.   You know how many views league got for worlds last year?  It fucking annihilated every wow tourney put together.

#4558968 Ok, the new Queue Popped "EP 9" is out, if you haven't watched in...

Posted Raishiwi on 05 January 2016 - 05:53 PM

This week I interview walterbare and talk about the MLG acquisition by blizzard, the GCDTV pro-league and speculate on why everyone hates wod so much, which isn't hard to do. I have had enough support in donations and TeeSpring campaign to buy a new mic, boom, and pop filter. I also now have a video version which is unedited. Thanks and here are the Links.

Youtube Unedited

Soundcloud edited

itunes will take a few hours to be added from the RSS feed, the same goes if you would prefer to listen on stitcher, podcast addict, or any other app. Just search Queue Popped Podcast and you should have no trouble finding it

#4558632 Warrior Oneshot Bug in Arena is real.

Posted Ventux on 02 January 2016 - 11:09 PM

View PostHateformz, on 02 January 2016 - 10:58 PM, said:

welcome to eu

If this happened in US everyone would first check if there are new patch notes with warrior buffs

#4557093 Genesis.

Posted Seductions on 24 December 2015 - 05:29 AM

Priest critting more in PvP? Fix in 3 days
Druids critting more in PvP? NO FIX FOR 3 SEASONS

what a joke.

#4558764 Some new ruski hack

Posted Bigmoran on 03 January 2016 - 06:08 PM

View PostHexur, on 03 January 2016 - 12:52 PM, said:

if you are able to do stuff like this with a macro or script or whatever this is, there must be some less conspicuous stuff too that some of the players could be using ..

Are you telling me that people at a competitive level could be cheating?!

#4549785 Are you a wizard?

Posted Lightningx on 06 December 2015 - 03:50 AM

this is rly stressing me out because I identify people based on their picture because reading names is too much effort because my brain has been baked by WOD

pls stop

#4550136 What the flying fuck is wrong with Americans and black friday

Posted YVNG_CARL_YVNG on 06 December 2015 - 04:20 PM

View PostFTRouslan, on 06 December 2015 - 03:31 AM, said:

jeez listen to you "America and Europe are different" No shit, but what exactly is different? What relevant details between two wealthy regions create such a disparity in immigrant assimilation?

I'm talking about historically. Desi people in Britain, Turkish people in Germany, Arab/African people in Sweden, etc.

Had these people migrated to the United States, they would have been indistinguishable from other Americans, save some cultural traditions, within a generation. I'm pretty sure immigrants in Europe are seen and treated as second-class citizens. No wonder many of them refuse to let go of sharia law.

no offense here good friend but please stop acting like you know jack about turkish people migrating into Germany.

if anything they are integrated just as good as in the states, with the exception of areas like Berlin Neukölln who have have had a history of poverty and crime anyway.

there's plenty of turkish doctors, scientists, lawyers and professors. not like that means anything anyway.

the whole debate between the two of you is rather retarded and thaya is right to some extent when he mentions that it is nonsensical to directly compare america to europe.

I feel like I'm reading one of those "why didn't africa develop civilizations like europe did" stormnigger threads and it's actually making me angry.

america was founded as a country of immigrants. germany is known in entire europe for being an "einwanderungsland"; literally translates to "immigration country".

both countries deal with immigration far better than almost every other nation on earth. there are countless other positive examples like sweden, norway et cetera.

of course there's also bad ones. france comes to my mind, who not only has a growing racist party but real ghetto areas, ukraine with their proto-fascist government, russia where in some areas they'll just beat the shit out of you because you're black, many more come to my mind.

but it's not like america doesn't have negative examples. I don't think I need to go into detail about this, I'm sure you're far more knowledgeable in this area, so I will not even attempt.


I'm pretty sure immigrants in Europe are seen and treated as second-class citizens. No wonder many of them refuse to let go of sharia law.

I really hope you are not being serious with this, because this is a gross generalization and not true at all. sorry for being so blunt, but I honestly can't fucking grasp how you believe in this "sharia law" thing, outside of great britain (fuck bongs) this is not an issue whatsoever, it's a literal meme blown up by the media.


Imagine, in an alternate universe, Angela Merkel as a Sunni Muslim of Turkish descent who is seen by Germans as the nation's second Bismarck. Sounds completely alien to you, doesn't it? I wonder why.

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cem would like to have a word with you. he was the leader of the green party, the third biggest party in the parliament and had our social democrats not fucked up and lost most of their votes he could've realistically been our vice chancellor.

one thing I really feel the need to adress: after multiple American interventions in the middle east, after completely destabilizing their governments, supplying literal terrorists with weaponry, reheating ethnic conflicts and breeding fear and resentment against the western world syria is now in a catastrophic state. who is taking in all these syrian refugees? it's definitely not America and Britain.

friendly reminder it's going to be close to two million refugees that came to germany in a few months and it has only been a year. keep in mind that we only have a population of about 80 mil people. it is not only unfair, but flat out wrong to say europe in general does not welcome immigrants, does not treat immigrants well or considers them "second class citiziens"-

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munich, central train station. people really are doing their best to help all they can. I don't give a fuck if they do it to brag about it on social media or out of pure altruism, fact is there is a real graspable movement in our population of people that embrace immigration.

it honestly kind of baffles me to hear something like this from a person like you. you're considerate and well-informed, what's going on? is this some kind of elaborate joke i'm not in?

tl;dr: it's pointless and it's stupid, praise merkel

#4547196 Cheating, cheating and more cheating

Posted Holypalaswe on 01 December 2015 - 01:52 PM

reposting this thread from battle.net forums that has now been removed due to naming and shaming policy, and also got removed from /r/wow reddit after getting 600 some comments in a few hours as I feel the problem shouldn't be quieted down.

archived link: https://web.archive....42934655?page=1


My older brother first introduced me to this game during the original beta. I've played since release and can remember making it to Orgrimmar before anyone else and seeing it completely empty on that thanksgiving weekend many years ago. I've had many fond memories over the 10 years of playing this game, but have become very weary of the state in which it is now. Maybe I'm a hypocrite. Maybe I'm not. I really don't care. The cheating is ruining the competition in this game. Those of you that I've played with believe you are good players and maybe even the best. But many of you cheat. You arrogantly cheat, you laugh about it and don't even give a !@#$ that you ruin the game for everyone else.

The player base is becoming smaller and smaller. Few teams are left at the higher ratings and those that are, are almost all bots. I have repeatedly sent these videos in and yet these players are still active for weeks and months. I'm tired of it.

Botting locks explained

jfv admits to kick botting with evidence

Wlx botting

Botting on gilneas 11/23-11/24

Botting night of 11/22/2015 to morning of 11/23/2015

ABN botting 11/23

Wubzy team botting (chrishuman is the only lock near me)

Wubzy recruiting bot locks and advocating cheating:

mini and team botting - watch how perfectly timed curse of agony is reapplied even when it is about to run out.

minimelt kick botting

Fly hacking

Bnetplayer 2 (Hootz) flying


beepboops explained

asbur team botting

ABN botting 2 explained

ABN botting 1 explained


Janimal botting

Bailamos kick bot

Janimal and team DDoS me (soballer knew my skype and gave it to janimal)

Wodlocktko and Rickrude


Fly hacking videos:






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GM response:

Original videos without edit and explanations


ABN 2 (chickenman, reeky, hornswaggler)

ABN 3 (chickenman, lockolate, onefacedgod, playfacedgod)

Nemesis team (padre, reeky, dongod)
Watch at 10 seconds when I use stone form, all the dots are applied instantly

Asbur team (farmingthegy and chickenman)

Jake and sadclimax

bailamos team (janimal and immortalgod)

#4546410 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Zaephyr on 29 November 2015 - 02:11 PM

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