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#4389716 Your Tournament Sucks.

Posted Winkay on 18 February 2015 - 10:34 PM

Overall Eye of the Storm is a broken map, 99% of the games comes to down whoever can speedcap there base the fastest wins, its a well known fact that when two good teams face each other no body will get the flag throughout the whole game due to having two DPS defending.

Texture healing is a load of bullshit as well, whoever came up with that rule is obviously dyslexic. Creating magical rules on the spot with absolutely no clarification is utter wank, that's why many of us feel the tournament admin staff was completely biased towards Unseenz's group.

Apparently you're not allowed to texture heal, but you are allowed to texture grip LOL

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#4388884 Your Tournament Sucks.

Posted Bailamosx on 17 February 2015 - 07:46 AM

The "Gamers League Live: Battle of the Atlantic" tournament was a terrifying experience of intolerable length, embarrassingly encapsulated by my moments spent bickering with its amateur administration. One of those involved a lisp-bearing, Tourette's-like shoutcaster, "Desecration" and his English second language counterpart Reinhart (you don't see Azael shoutcasting Bleached Bones in Russian) inventing the phrase "texture healing" mid-series in my Team's victorious Eye of the Storm vs Abn. Such is shameful stupidity.

If you all want to save yourself the time waste, go into a McDonald's kitchen, cue up Skrillex playing the dubstep of hell, and grab a minimum wage employee to bang pots and pans together. Now shut your eyes and use your imagination to narrate each battleground. Congratulations. You've surpassed them. Faint praise indeed; however, as they are dumb as bricks. Their appearance looked like Abn's throw-up. They clog their Skype calls with incomprehensible, meaningless verbal flops. Clearly, they know as much about battleground strategy as they do fornicating with women.

Look, I am bitter. I hate being wronged. And yet, please don't misunderstand. This post is not merely to vent and name call the amateurish organizers. What transpired during the tournament was crass, despicable, and sums up everything toxic that the community has become.

Conflicted that I quit the tournament early, I looked to the audience as a reality check. I was reassured: "That texture healing rule has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard" (Novoz); "I'm sorry for what happened to you and your team today, despite our past, it was unfair, and I'm sorry I couldn't do more to make it fair (Magnusz, Tournament Referee); "They are dumb. Why not just ban grip knocks in the mid. How the fuck is that exploitation? Its designed that way"; (Athlete); "Like watching paint dry while getting caved in the face with a baseball bat" (Rawkus); "This must be the worst tournament I have ever experienced" (Rynd).
It's certainly the worst something.

Abn Ghosting Stream: https://www.youtube....h?v=ib6swi5KWaQ

Abn watching their zero-delay live stream: http://i.imgur.com/kdjRi1B.jpg

Of "Texture Healing" and Bias: http://www.twitch.tv...ers/b/624983332

Responses to "texture healing": "That's our mistake" (Imbajohn); "That doesn't matter" (Nickolas); "We can do the same thing" (Zumoch); "You can still grip-knock there" (Datacus).

Corrupt Admin: "If you would have even lost that match, I would have replayed it. . . I wish you win against Bailamos, as personal, not judge . . . we will stall in your favor guys. Just don't tell Bailamos that we're stalling for you because he's gonna give a shit show" (Reinhart).

Last Version of Rule Book (they deleted theirs, of course): http://pastebin.com/Km88kFn3

Referee Interview: https://www.dropbox....oWRecording (10).mp4?dl=0

Tournament EU Admin: http://i.imgur.com/1yDkTyV.png


#4388134 RBG Tournament LOL

Posted pewpewpewdot on 16 February 2015 - 12:43 AM

View PostDatacuss, on 16 February 2015 - 12:42 AM, said:

Didn't want to say any thing on AJ before because I know how much cancer it is but eheroes was never going to beat an American team. This bracket is ours.

well nice cuz of u ww3 is going to start now :'(


#4379770 What poet are you?

Posted Myrrha on 04 February 2015 - 12:19 AM

http://maxbarry.com/...nt=681b5b9a04ce

That was actually a lot of fun....kinda reminded me of the hat sorting quiz from the Harry Potter website, lol. Thanks for this!

Although, I was kinda hoping for Emerson or at least someone that I've heard of before :(

Edit:  

Okay, I did it over again just out of curiosity. I changed my answers to a couple questions that I had been on the fence about and I got a new poet (no surprise), but interestingly I got the same most positively pronounced traits of assertiveness, intelligence, and ambition. Weird, right? At least I got Yeats this time though :)

http://maxbarry.com/...nt=50fe606bdef1


#4378506 Mastering SV (Rotation,DPS) Questions

Posted Rawrbertlol on 01 February 2015 - 11:33 PM

You are supposed to use them all as quickly as possible.. the ability works like the mage passive Ignite, where each hit will stack slightly onto the next one, resulting in more damage. This has been fixed since about mid cataclysm, so there is no need to weave your explosive shots anymore for damage. Another reason to quickly spend the proc as quickly as possible is because LNL no longer has an icd, meaning they could proc at any time at all rather than the 10 second cd they've had til WoD. So in theory you could end up wasting procs by waiting to use them.
Hope this helps :)


#4318092 Is it that hard?

Posted Glink on 26 December 2014 - 01:14 AM

View Postcubbymonster, on 26 December 2014 - 12:44 AM, said:

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Nice, the class population of your random BG is a real good indicator of that. Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that Hunters are like the most common class.


#4250659 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted FTRouslan on 02 November 2014 - 05:25 PM

View PostZaephyr, on 02 November 2014 - 03:12 PM, said:



i'd probz bang you if i was drunk enough

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#4261114 Blizzcon Recap

Posted Absolutely on 11 November 2014 - 04:22 AM

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#4261213 Blizzcon Recap

Posted Myrrha on 11 November 2014 - 06:59 AM

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#4252249 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted Myrrha on 04 November 2014 - 04:01 AM

View PostKawklee, on 04 November 2014 - 12:35 AM, said:

nah its all "trick."

a trick of camera angles to not look fat

View PostAyrasaurus, on 04 November 2014 - 02:07 AM, said:

was thinking that tbh

Damn guys, you got me! Whaley #2 reporting in for duty.  What's a girl gotta do to get some damn Twinkies around here?


#4251187 rbgs have the highest skill cap

Posted Jahmilli_ on 03 November 2014 - 04:45 AM

View PostUnseenz, on 02 November 2014 - 08:17 AM, said:

frequently players with peanut sized brains will make the argument that "3s has a higher skill cap than rbgs" whereas if they understood what a "skill cap" even refers to they would come to the realization that this is impossible

rbgs will always be both more competitive and stimulating for smarter players, those who are willing to apply knowledge of game mechanics to changes in the environment aka people who can think quickly in more than one dimension will come out on top.

let us for example imagine a situation in which two mice are placed in a box, and that they have to battle to the death. Clearly, the more physically capable, bloodthirsty mouse would come out on top and skill wouldn't be a factor [this is an analogy for playing a better comp, for all you arena people reading this].

RBGs definitely have a higher skillcap, there is so much more to do as almost every class, and the strategies can be much more complex than arenas. Unfortunately majority of the best players in the game no longer participate in them. They are far less competitive now than previous seasons, and the best teams are very mediocre compared to what they could be. The main reason people who struggle in arenas tend to excel more in RBGs aren't because they're easier, its because the teams beating them in arena don't exist in RBGs, they choose not to play them. The player pool is much much smaller.

Anyone who has actively played both RBGs and arenas at the highest level would agree its much more fun and satisfying to win a hard fought RBG with two amazing teams than to win any arena match, but nowadays that is INCREDIBLY hard to come by, it may not even exist anymore.


#4250386 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted Myrrha on 02 November 2014 - 11:04 AM

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#4243135 Fuck one, kill one, marry one

Posted Myrrha on 25 October 2014 - 10:19 PM

View PostEsiwdeer, on 24 October 2014 - 05:04 PM, said:

I'm not saying that I agree with Shawir, but I am saying that the Sorting Hat would put this bitch in Slytherin. What are the odds that a woman just shows up here and turns me down via PMs?

I'm not saying the work we do here at AJOT doesn't entice ladies. I'm just saying, it has never done that in the history of time before right now.

Lesbianism and sorcery afoot here lads, only way to explain it.

Welp, i've gone all out nerd mode here and taken the hat sorting quiz (which was actually a lot of fun tbh).....

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As far as the lesbianism and sorcery go, I'd like to plead the 5th. ;)


#4239595 Fuck one, kill one, marry one

Posted Myrrha on 22 October 2014 - 11:38 AM

View PostShawir, on 22 October 2014 - 11:30 AM, said:

nice try on the edit faget

Fuck off, idiot. No one likes you or your small penis tough guy act.

Why don't you grow some balls and post a picture thats not a video game avatar. I'm sure you look like a real winner, lol.


#4239574 Fuck one, kill one, marry one

Posted Myrrha on 22 October 2014 - 11:31 AM

View Postglonglon, on 22 October 2014 - 11:08 AM, said:

My dick is so huge that I always black out from getting hard due to the sheer amount of blood I need to fill that thing :(

ya, same.




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