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#4592386 Tryhards of Season 18

Posted Bigmoran on 21 July 2016 - 03:32 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a while. Today concludes the end of the ACTUAL cataclysm of an expansion. In the words of Garrosh Hellscream, times change. In honor of the new expansion (and in a cheap attempt to out rep Lolflay), here are the tryhards of the last season in Wardads of Draenor.

Death Knight

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In an act of Iraq triggered PTSD, this 50 year old DK relentlessly aimed his snipe at a young college girl. This wasn’t the first time Nutsz browsed arenamate for potential targets. He was accustomed to monitoring the ladders on his 18-inch CRT, always ready to use his trackball mouse to click “Join Battle”, all while Fortunate Son was blasting in the background.



Druid

Though it is rumored he has a part time job as Ellen Degeneres stunt double, Minpojke has found his way on this years list. After a devastating DQ from last year’s regionals, Pojke was determined to reign the European ladder for another season. Teaming up with (insert random EU mage here) and a 14 year old Danish boy from Xbox live, Pojke asserted himself as the premier druid among all europine countries.  

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Hunter

Though he has come a long way from his back to back R1-Duelist days (I shit you not this guy got R1 duelist two seasons in a row), this hunter still remains the cuckold of a bald headed baby gnome. Dillypoo spent countless hours playing the same comp every day of his WoD life. Somewhere in the depths of LFG he located a Priest and Feral Druid who had been afflicted by the Duelist curse. Perhaps sympathizing with their struggle, Dillypoo and his team managed to get slapped around like that milf did in that video I my friend watched last night, losing several points to arcane RMPala. Dillypoo endured and managed to once again have one of the highest games played of any player in the world.  

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Mage

The queen termite lays 30,000 eggs/day. With a lifespan of 15 years, that translates to 164,250,000 eggs laid in her lifetime. In the natural world, this is an incredible feat, but it is nothing compared to how many arcane mage eggs Babymichael is capable of laying in a single arena season. From the cherry-scented depths of Vape Nation, the Michaelus Guasparitoros is capable of producing 100 Gladiator tier arcane mages in the time it takes him to rip the fattest vape.


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Monk

I know this is cheap but Trilltko looks like this so I’m gonna assume he’s one of the biggest tryhards:








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If I actually put effort into digging for the tryhard monk this season it would likely be Sethcurry, simply because he was a zero to zero reject who gained an inflated ego due to WW buffs. Nontheless the guy just gives me the heebie jeebies.

But if I really wanted to be honest for a second, Mongery would probably take the cake as tryhard Monk. Getting banned more frequently than he has spelling tests, this child attempted to script his way to the top of the ladder multiple times, only to be stopped by that meddling Brian Holinka and his damned Lore dog.

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Paladin

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but seven Wongs make the right dent in the arena ladder to be worthy of our attention. Vincentwong, but sometimes known as Fatherwong is the Rynd of this expansion. Dawning multiple paladins, Wong was able to go Godzilla on the arena ladders.








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Though he resembles a Japanese nuclear monstrosity, he was capable of doing damage only a specific type of reptilian is capable of (see: Lizards). It is rumored (though unconfirmed) that Vincentwong dialed up his boy Reedz using the Razer Naga Reedz edition to prune the connection of his regional qualifying opponents.

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Honorable mention to Killak aka Thelf aka Squirtlelol aka Greenteax aka KobeBryant for laying low after his S15 5v5 wintrades to gain his fifth new identity as a R1 Paladin. Seriously guys, only weird people change their identity like that.


Priest

Dealing with more K’s than the inbox of an angsty teenage girl, Amne managed to secure his position as our tryhard priest. I don’t know much about this guy, other than the fact that his 3k freakout can only be rivaled by S12 Burt. I’ve watched this guy on stream a few times and his frequent nerd-rages are indicative enough to land a spot on our list.

https://www.youtube....h?v=jwyG-G74wsY



Rogue

Even though he is a good friend of mine, this guy needs to tone it down a bit:

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Shaman

If you have ever done Brawlers guild, chances are you have defeated Blat, a simple goo-like organism that explodes into more goo puddles as the fight wears on. This boss encounter was loosely based on an event that occurred over several months in Sweden, as Minpojke’s fat cells were separated from his body to form the 100-celled organism known as Jaimex. This shaman is a prolific poster on this website, first gaining attention as a kickbotter back in MoP. Jaime managed to slowly creep his way on this list as his drive to reproduce was instinctually replaced with a motivation to take over the EU ladder.




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Warlock

Can money buy you happiness? Well Sam I am, it sure can! Ignoring that obscure reference that few will understand, it’s time to open our pocketbooks and place our bets on who our tryhard lock is? I almost put some Ozztistic kid, but that would be too boring! The winner of the S18 tryhard Warlock is Locturnal. Spending hundreds of dollars donating and subscribing to his favorite streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into this spot. Just like the 13 year old Swedish kids that donate to popular girl streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into an artificial friendship with some of our most famous WoW celebrities! Good for him (too bad he didn’t get R1 EleGiggle)! Hey, maybe next paycheck.








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Warrior

Failing to swoon Lxxi, Phixie, and Propel and gaining the award for the rejection Hat trick is Swull. This steroid filled rager queued multiple GCDTV’s and failed to qualify in each regional tournament. Maybe he’s a good guy, though—I hear they finish last. And that Swull did, as he finished last in every way possible.








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Flex on fools!




#4585503 Warcraft Movie Box Office Numbers

Posted Cocoapuffs on 29 May 2016 - 01:07 AM

View PostRippedLife, on 28 May 2016 - 09:42 PM, said:

US just isn't into fantasy as much as the rest of the world it seems.
EU further proving they're the only ones who can still take WoW seriously it seems. :duckers:


#4570197 Non-damage buttons are missing

Posted Nadagast on 17 March 2016 - 08:56 AM

I don't think this is a novel point, but I posted it at a place where maybe the developers will see it:  http://us.battle.net...pic/20742944716

Support and/or discuss if you like.  At this point, my hopes are low, but, shit, I love WoW arena, when it's good.


#4537110 Blizzcon

Posted Zaephyr on 10 November 2015 - 03:35 AM

imagine still caring about wow in 2015


#4536168 [LEGION] Proposed Class Changes

Posted BalanceRexxar on 08 November 2015 - 07:25 PM

monk change sounds cool


#4532004 blizzcon championship thread

Posted flannelsoff on 31 October 2015 - 11:42 PM

I just want to be gently kissed by jellybeans hes so adorable


#4531389 blizzcon championship thread

Posted Cocoapuffs on 31 October 2015 - 09:24 PM

eu> us :duckers:


#4530693 blizzcon championship thread

Posted Jim_Jim on 30 October 2015 - 09:21 PM

The MoP music in the background during the Chinese team presentation was absolutely perfect. <3


#4530666 blizzcon championship thread

Posted Xonika on 30 October 2015 - 08:59 PM

BobChamp

Sorry, your post must be at least 2 word(s) long.




#4514106 what a joke joke joke of a company

Posted kubzy on 04 October 2015 - 09:10 PM

View PostMilaya, on 04 October 2015 - 08:37 PM, said:

Only Noliver got DQ. They just forfeited instead of playing Spriest Rogue RDruid.

View PostMilaya, on 04 October 2015 - 08:37 PM, said:

Noliver

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#4514049 what a joke joke joke of a company

Posted abolishedtehe on 04 October 2015 - 07:46 PM

View Postsarma, on 04 October 2015 - 04:34 PM, said:

So pojke got escorted from stage like he is a criminal.

Fuck blizzard

nolifer was rowdy so they called in back-up. This was taken outside the hotel.


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#4512834 EU Regionals bois

Posted Bestpriestjkk on 03 October 2015 - 02:17 PM

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Talby is from the future guys


#4512801 EU Regionals bois

Posted Häxantutto on 03 October 2015 - 02:08 PM

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#4512645 EU Regionals bois

Posted snugglebunny on 03 October 2015 - 01:35 PM

Posted Imagethe casters look like different stages of Chia Pets growing from left to right


#4512606 EU Regionals bois

Posted Knaittiz on 03 October 2015 - 01:29 PM

somethings not right here...

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