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#4592386 Tryhards of Season 18

Posted Bigmoran on 21 July 2016 - 03:32 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a while. Today concludes the end of the ACTUAL cataclysm of an expansion. In the words of Garrosh Hellscream, times change. In honor of the new expansion (and in a cheap attempt to out rep Lolflay), here are the tryhards of the last season in Wardads of Draenor.

Death Knight

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In an act of Iraq triggered PTSD, this 50 year old DK relentlessly aimed his snipe at a young college girl. This wasn’t the first time Nutsz browsed arenamate for potential targets. He was accustomed to monitoring the ladders on his 18-inch CRT, always ready to use his trackball mouse to click “Join Battle”, all while Fortunate Son was blasting in the background.



Druid

Though it is rumored he has a part time job as Ellen Degeneres stunt double, Minpojke has found his way on this years list. After a devastating DQ from last year’s regionals, Pojke was determined to reign the European ladder for another season. Teaming up with (insert random EU mage here) and a 14 year old Danish boy from Xbox live, Pojke asserted himself as the premier druid among all europine countries.  

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Hunter

Though he has come a long way from his back to back R1-Duelist days (I shit you not this guy got R1 duelist two seasons in a row), this hunter still remains the cuckold of a bald headed baby gnome. Dillypoo spent countless hours playing the same comp every day of his WoD life. Somewhere in the depths of LFG he located a Priest and Feral Druid who had been afflicted by the Duelist curse. Perhaps sympathizing with their struggle, Dillypoo and his team managed to get slapped around like that milf did in that video I my friend watched last night, losing several points to arcane RMPala. Dillypoo endured and managed to once again have one of the highest games played of any player in the world.  

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Mage

The queen termite lays 30,000 eggs/day. With a lifespan of 15 years, that translates to 164,250,000 eggs laid in her lifetime. In the natural world, this is an incredible feat, but it is nothing compared to how many arcane mage eggs Babymichael is capable of laying in a single arena season. From the cherry-scented depths of Vape Nation, the Michaelus Guasparitoros is capable of producing 100 Gladiator tier arcane mages in the time it takes him to rip the fattest vape.

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Monk

I know this is cheap but Trilltko looks like this so I’m gonna assume he’s one of the biggest tryhards:







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If I actually put effort into digging for the tryhard monk this season it would likely be Sethcurry, simply because he was a zero to zero reject who gained an inflated ego due to WW buffs. Nontheless the guy just gives me the heebie jeebies.

But if I really wanted to be honest for a second, Mongery would probably take the cake as tryhard Monk. Getting banned more frequently than he has spelling tests, this child attempted to script his way to the top of the ladder multiple times, only to be stopped by that meddling Brian Holinka and his damned Lore dog.

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Paladin

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but seven Wongs make the right dent in the arena ladder to be worthy of our attention. Vincentwong, also known as Jackson Lee, but sometimes known as Fatherwong is the Rynd of this expansion. Dawning multiple paladins, Wong was able to go Godzilla on the arena ladders.







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Though he resembles a Japanese nuclear monstrosity, he was capable of doing damage only a specific type of reptilian is capable of (see: Lizards). It is rumored (though unconfirmed) that Vincentwong dialed up his boy Reedz using the Razer Naga Reedz edition to prune the connection of his regional qualifying opponents.

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Honorable mention to Killak aka Thelf aka Squirtlelol aka Greenteax aka KobeBryant for laying low after his S15 5v5 wintrades to gain his fifth new identity as a R1 Paladin. Seriously guys, only weird people change their identity like that.


Priest

Dealing with more K’s than the inbox of an angsty teenage girl, Amne managed to secure his position as our tryhard priest. I don’t know much about this guy, other than the fact that his 3k freakout can only be rivaled by S12 Burt. I’ve watched this guy on stream a few times and his frequent nerd-rages are indicative enough to land a spot on our list.

https://www.youtube....h?v=jwyG-G74wsY



Rogue

Even though he is a good friend of mine, this guy needs to tone it down a bit:

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Shaman

If you have ever done Brawlers guild, chances are you have defeated Blat, a simple goo-like organism that explodes into more goo puddles as the fight wears on. This boss encounter was loosely based on an event that occurred over several months in Sweden, as Minpojke’s fat cells were separated from his body to form the 100-celled organism known as Jaimex. This shaman is a prolific poster on this website, first gaining attention as a kickbotter back in MoP. Jaime managed to slowly creep his way on this list as his drive to reproduce was instinctually replaced with a motivation to take over the EU ladder.



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Warlock

Can money buy you happiness? Well Sam I am, it sure can! Ignoring that obscure reference that few will understand, it’s time to open our pocketbooks and place our bets on who our tryhard lock is? I almost put some Ozztistic kid, but that would be too boring! The winner of the S18 tryhard Warlock is Locturnal. Spending hundreds of dollars donating and subscribing to his favorite streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into this spot. Just like the 13 year old Swedish kids that donate to popular girl streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into an artificial friendship with some of our most famous WoW celebrities! Good for him (too bad he didn’t get R1 EleGiggle)! Hey, maybe next paycheck.







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Warrior

Failing to swoon Lxxi, Phixie, and Propel and gaining the award for the rejection Hat trick is Swull. This steroid filled rager queued multiple GCDTV’s and failed to qualify in each regional tournament. Maybe he’s a good guy, though—I hear they finish last. And that Swull did, as he finished last in every way possible.







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Flex on fools!




#4590220 Season ending July 19

Posted Slavens on 08 July 2016 - 08:27 PM

runescape > wow


#4590586 Opinions on Legion

Posted Chipz on 11 July 2016 - 12:45 PM

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#4588407 5 Things I Hate About WoD

Posted Plath on 25 June 2016 - 01:24 AM

Glinks is one of like 5 people in the world still creating content for WoW, get the fuck off his dick. All you disenfranchised EU cucklords who haven't contributed a single fucking thing to whatever sense of community this ghost town of a game has left can just fuck right off the forums, leave trade chat, stay in your 1-man guilds and just fuck off and sit in your garrisons.

Good vid, Glinks. Keep it up, fuck the h8ers


#4588365 5 Things I Hate About WoD

Posted jaimex on 24 June 2016 - 06:45 PM

nice video :))


#4585542 Warcraft Movie Box Office Numbers

Posted Elorxo on 29 May 2016 - 12:17 PM

View PostGlink, on 29 May 2016 - 12:53 AM, said:

NA people to busy standing in line at mcdonalds to go see a movie.

-EU probably

surprised you havent made an hour long podcast about it yet


#4580109 The Links Podcast Episode #2 Ft. Zilea

Posted stalebagel on 02 May 2016 - 08:40 AM

train by day glinks podcast by night, all day


#4578564 Mongery R1 Ddoser and Botter

Posted Bigmoran on 24 April 2016 - 10:15 PM




#4578483 Mongery R1 Ddoser and Botter

Posted Chipz on 24 April 2016 - 03:32 PM

damn. that's a cute girl


#4577508 Legion Released 30th Aug

Posted Mattadoro on 20 April 2016 - 10:53 PM

timewalking arena seasons pls :duckers:


#4576821 Legion Released 30th Aug

Posted Ventux on 18 April 2016 - 05:23 PM

the day it all ends


#4572228 Why Blizzard Should Make Legacy Servers

Posted zzatbrah on 31 March 2016 - 05:10 AM

you make videos pretty well , should look more into content creating but im inclined to agree with avengelyne


#4570887 [Video] Jungle Queue Session With Commentary

Posted Maxish on 22 March 2016 - 12:36 PM

was good, against the ebola you had several chances to scatter the death knight to prevent dark sim on clone though, just saying


#4564176 Glinks the Legend

Posted Tupaclol on 09 February 2016 - 12:13 AM

http://imgur.com/DmqIMiC
www.twitch.tv/glinksz lets get his stream poppin!!!


#4564062 Cloud 9 Drops WoW As A Sponsored Game?

Posted Infernion on 08 February 2016 - 01:01 AM

Speechless is gonna drop Jaime, because he's dogshit on ele




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