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#4600819 A dismaying set of affairs has forced my hand.

Posted Synkz on Yesterday, 09:56 PM

eat shit rydar and doge

#4600141 Batwoman Elegy

Posted Zaephyr on 22 August 2016 - 03:29 AM

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#4599881 What's everyone up to these days?

Posted Breadstick on 21 August 2016 - 12:30 AM


~dark and edgy like my soul~
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here's a recent one that makes me happy tho

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#4600459 AJ appreciation thread

Posted Jim_Jim on 23 August 2016 - 05:52 PM

View Postjaimee, on 23 August 2016 - 05:40 PM, said:

I remember people not believing that jimjim was an autist when I said it before :/

Perhaps because it makes as much sense as a morbidly obese guy giving health tips.
And insults, especially this overused one, is, in my opinion, the weapon of weak peoples.

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Posted pharrelle on 23 August 2016 - 03:28 PM


#4599973 AJ appreciation thread

Posted Capstone on 21 August 2016 - 01:49 PM

this forum was once a great place to put each other on blast

every time i see some randie i do not recognize argue with a yuropoor or some other mists of pandaria fuck my eyes glaze over, so most threads have boiled down to a couple people that are so unrecognizable my body literally rejects their posts and skips to the next line arguing with some other people who i can't read because i must have ignored them years ago when i played wow

this nicholaes guy i understand has severe aspergers he wrote somewhere so i'll cut him some slack but i've never seen such a shitposter in my entire life.  i am actually boggled as to why i haven't ignored him like about 20 other people, like all his posts are somehow just legitimate enough to be readable
dizzeeyo is always in the mix of these trash posts spamming emojis :) :) which creeps me out tbh. seems like an eastern euro
i think it has been obvious to everyone from the outset that jaime is intolerable.  i don't even remember adding him to ignore, like i must have just done it immediately after reading the first thing he ever wrote
jimjim lives in one of those backwater countries (basically not the USA or UK) where they haven't integrated their culture so every other post is some racist or sexist rant because i guess some muslims live near him and hes terrified of people who are not all the same
probably missing some others but you know who i'm talking about

i don't even know how you guys know so much about each other's personal lives, the point of this site is to facetiously blast each other in the most grandiose way possible for something as meaningless as your skill in this lifeless husk of a game, that way you maybe get under someone's skin but it's all meaningless, and thus, bants.  some of you seem like you know each other in real life and you use this site to actually bring each other down, which confuses me, i don't know why you would keep coming here.  why even fuck with each other irl, even if the eurotrash you are so pissed at is the biggest loser imaginable and you banged his mom

the worst part is i am sure breadstick (who to my knowledge is the only moderator left with a pulse, as vanguards is as far as i can tell a spambot) would ban these fucks but they are like 90% of the posts.  in some 2009 utopia AJ you could just discard these people to preserve the community, but today, that's all there is.  if we cut off the cancer there would be nothing left

bigmoran was a quality poster, surprised he still posts here at all

anyway i don't post here much or play wow at all (although i will prob play legion) anymore, just adding my take on this.  there are some people i recognize here so maybe it'll pick up when a new xpac comes out and people are playing again.  remember to use the ignore feature as i have demonstrated many times before

#4597510 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Thaya on 12 August 2016 - 09:46 AM


#4595182 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted pharrelle on 04 August 2016 - 01:50 PM

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Posted Breadstick on 02 August 2016 - 03:07 AM

we business casual out here

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Posted Zaephyr on 01 August 2016 - 01:52 PM

View PostDungeon, on 01 August 2016 - 04:53 AM, said:


I knew the community of this site was bad, but I expected it to at least be better than the retards that caused me to get IP Banned from MMOChampion.

Read Page 696 and 697. Didn't take more than the fag posting his pride pics to stop reading the thread, fuck off moron.

Anyway, Pharelle you have a nicer life than most of the people on this site no doubt, but be honest with yourself- there's one bitch in that couch photo that isn't tank and she's next to the brown guy which means the others are cucks.

imagine thinking you could actually bait people into responding seriously here man

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Posted Bigmoran on 29 July 2016 - 04:45 AM

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Posted pharrelle on 14 July 2016 - 05:26 PM

View PostAyrasaurus, on 14 July 2016 - 12:49 PM, said:

ok what is your actual job title because i want it

I work in a Tourist-Excursions Sell-office as Tour Operator.

I'm mainly responsible for in-house Activities such as;

Surf - Instructor; Stand-Up Paddleboard Instructor; Snorkeling and sea-life Instructor

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Those are the things I do with Clients myself and have to be trained and also get pretty good commission for.

Now there are variety's of these such as

"Sunrise SUP" lessons to get a chance of seeing wild sea turtles.
"Sunset SUP"  lessons to get a chance of seeing wild Stingrays.

For more experienced clients we offer combinations with Snorkeling and Cliffjumping.

To do that kind of stuff you obviously know your shit. Water tide. Wind direction. Ocean depth. Sea Urgents & Jellyfish.

If clients hurt themself then it's your responsibility.

We bring always a GoPro with us to take Pictures on the Water/Underwater and Upload them later on Social Media.
I'm the one who does that in 99% of the cases too, since I know my way around Photoshop and basic Video Editing.

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View PostAyrasaurus, on 14 July 2016 - 12:49 PM, said:

what did you need to get into this line of work

Languages and Charisma.

I'm fluent in Spanish, English & German.
My boss is fluent in Dutch, German, Spanish, English & French.

Everyone where I work also atleast speaks 3 Languages.

It's always their mother language/ English (the language we talk to each others and clients incase they're not from the country you're from) / and spanish (which is the official language spoken here, but which you'll learn while living here)

If you're fluent in more than 3 Languages then that's a big big bonus.

But the single most important thing you need is charisma.

Things here work different than in the States or Europe, if you're charismatic as fuck everyone will offer you well paid jobs.

You got to understand that we have a lot of very wealthy people that own Houses and Property here but only spend the Wintermonths here in the caribbean and head home whereever they're from in spring.

So if you're able to make friends very easy and Clients enjoy themselves around you they'll not only tip the fuck out of you. But give you very generous Gifts or entrust you with very expensive things to take care of while they're gone.

I'm living in very spacious Mansion with private Pool by myself without paying rent, electricity or Internet. And not only that I get paid every Month as much as I'm making at my job for living there taking care of the House, watering the plants and cleaning the Pool every 14 Days.

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People like that want someone they can trust and won't abuse their generosity. In return they'll be way more generous with you on the long run.

Before getting that Housekeep job I lived with a Co-worker for a Month that had 1.5 Mio Beachfront Penthouse his parent owned.

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We Smoked Weed / Went Kiting/ Surfing / Invited Girls from all over the world we met working that day

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So yeah, just be one charismatic fuck, who's able to enjoy himself and smaller things and while doing that - life will get even better.

The second you start loving life, it will start loving you back.

View PostAyrasaurus, on 14 July 2016 - 12:49 PM, said:

how hard is it

It's not always easy to be happy and fun, I'm a human being and in the morning I need my coffee or I'm gonna be antisocial all morning.

You work mainly on Commission so, there are Days and even weeks in which you don't make great money in the off-season.

Get used to being broke at times. And having fun without spending much Money.

If you're able to do that. You're going to have the fucking time of your Life.

It's ok be silly. It's ok to be fun. It's ok to get out of your comfort zone. It's ok to cross a line every now and then.

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Your Job is to make sure people have fun - having fun yourself comes with it.

View PostAyrasaurus, on 14 July 2016 - 12:49 PM, said:

Like how did you even fall into this line of work

My Boss is a close friend of my mom for over twenty years. So he took the time to learn me into some of the tasks. But then again since I'm Trilingual, young and clients like me - I'm qualified. And since starting here - I got many offers for even better paid Jobs.

So if you would come here speaking all the languages you do, plus being as charismatic as I know you are, plus knowing how to lead and bond with a community.

Everything else can be thought while working if your boss takes the time to learn you in.

When I came here I definitely took a risk - so would you.

But If anyone could succes in it, then it would be you Ayra.

View PostAyrasaurus, on 14 July 2016 - 12:49 PM, said:

oh and does it pay well?

Well, it pays enough. I support myself without mama oder papa's money.. Like most of these trustfund kids here at the Watersport mecca.

And I live in a Mansion 2 minutes from the beach, have as much weed and booze as I want, and fall in love with every gorgeous face I see.

Sure I lucked out with the housekeeping Job. But if you're a cool guy and people see you as fun and honest - good things will come your way.

I deal with hotels, resorts and restaurants all day. So Everyone knows me, and then it's easy to hop onto something different if you want change or are looking for an better paid manangement position.

If you're fluent in multiple languages, know your way around here are responsible and trustworthy while charismatic and ambitious everyone wants you to work for them.

The best part is just getting to know and making friends with cool people from all over the world and while doing that growing your character with them.

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Posted pharrelle on 13 July 2016 - 06:28 PM

Damn cool lady, and one of my favorite Clients!
Taking selfies like teenage girls and bringing booze on to the water!

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Posted Zaephyr on 04 July 2016 - 08:50 PM

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Just a standard Monday evening for me.

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Posted Breadstick on 19 June 2016 - 09:37 PM

View PostTwaenkz, on 19 June 2016 - 09:01 PM, said:

Hows the summer starting off for the rest of you?

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