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#4099995 In bed with Ayra - The compilation

Posted Ayrasaurus on 13 April 2014 - 08:48 PM

View Postwatchmepwn, on 13 April 2014 - 07:33 PM, said:

HAHAHA the fuck I just witnessed.

The birth of something very beautiful my friend


#4099890 Game Against The RPS Gods

Posted Esiwdeer on 13 April 2014 - 07:35 PM

View PostNixonxx, on 13 April 2014 - 06:34 PM, said:

Good post

But I haven't been playing this World of Warcraft game anywhere near as long as you guys, so some of what you said is sort of invalid tbh
Duelist is a state of mind. In World of Warcraft, in women - in everything, from being a chef to being an astronaut. Duelist is a woeful ignorance, an intangible frustration, an emotional(as opposed to logical or rational) response to failure.

I'm not going to research you, or anything, but I'm sure your story is the same as any of your kith: you transferred around, hopping in and out of teams, spammed trade chat, inspected/whispered your betters pleading with them to run a certain comp you've decided is your ticket to Gladiator. You have cut and dried excuses for any of your shortcomings. You're a dime a dozen.

I fought for your freedom, son. Do you know what kept me alive in the unforgiving streets of Fallujah? The same thing that kept me alive in Blade's Edge Arena, the same thing that kept me aroused during my courageous struggle with post-breakup erectile dysfunction: a simple choice to be mediocre or great. A choice that every man has. A choice that you're currently wasting.

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit." Through this game I have trolled literally millions of people, banged 2 B-list porn stars, had someone buy me a real suit of armor from my Amazon wishlist, attended tournaments, been flown places - what a ride, man. I have Athene's girlfriend on Skype and our conversations are nearly 30% emoticons. One time a girl told her mom that being with me was like being with a member of The Rolling Stones. I signed a mousepad for Phreak at worlds last year.

My ability to land traps, make jokes and occasionally Feign Death has allowed my penis to visit ground hallowed by legends such as Ron Jeremy, Reckful, Bruce Willis and HotshotGG.

I have a recurring dream where I am my penis. I am very vascular, and clearly all the time and effort I've spent cultivating lean mass has paid off. Anyway, I am dead and my veiny, ripped spirit penis is walking through the halls of Valhalla after, I assume, dying in glorious battle. On the left and on the right are legends - Bear Grylls, Bill Clinton, Abraham Lincoln, etc - looking down on me with nods of approval as I join their ranks. I arrive at the end of the corridor to look up at Odin and receive his judgment.

He looks down at me and says,

"Nice."

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I could go on and on but let us wrap this up:

On paper right now you're a lowly 92.85% Duelist. A garbagecan. Be honest, have you ever sent someone an unsolicited tell about how much resilience you have? I bet you have, you smarmy fuck. As for me? I am legend: an MLG champion, a collegiate scholar, a veteran of foreign wars. The Divine Wind. The Confident Penetrator of Death. Vanquisher of Bailamos, Reedcatman, Legolasdwarfx, The Guy Who Made the Ronald Video, The Thundergod, The P Diddy of World of Warcraft, The Reason Titters is so Flexible - the list goes on forever.

But do you know what the difference between us is? Absolutely nothing. You could achieve everything I have and more, most likely. But you won't the way you're going, because you have a shitty attitude and you're unwilling to ask yourself the harder questions. You're on the same Duelist plateau that every young man arrives at in early adulthood. Some people write Catcher in the Rye about it. Some people get Duelist a few times, marry an overweight girl for her lack of self-esteem and develop a drinking problem. It's your choice, friend.

It is what you do right now that makes the difference, my good man. Surrender yourself to a life of mediocrity and excuses or suppress your emotions like a king and behold what you may accomplish.

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In closing, you might say, "I don't care that much" or whatever, but I know that what I said will resonate. All that matters is that at the end of the trilogy you get on a ship like Gandalf did and sail to the Gray Havens, where Billian and I are bodybuilders, where Talbadar has a new pair of shoes.

Where Serennia and Conrad are Gollum-esque creatures which we collectively take pity on. Where Hoodrych is actually cool again, and no longer a sellout.

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Anyway, I hope you will heed my advice and make better choices in the future. Life is a terrible thing to waste.

I'll leave you with this,

"The end and perfection of our victories is to avoid the vices and infirmities of those whom we subdue."

Sincerely,

R


#4076923 Arena worth playing again?

Posted Vadren on 11 March 2014 - 07:58 PM

I seem to remember waiting 15 - 45min in queues in TBC and Wrath.

Also population doesn't guarantee faster queues. Technical complexity and technical limitations contribute to longer queue times.


#4074592 Yas Tourny Discussion thread

Posted BalanceRexxar on 08 March 2014 - 10:21 PM

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#4071560 Jaime's Advanced Warrior 5.4.7 Guide

Posted Oohgod on 05 March 2014 - 12:56 AM

Shorter guide

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#4071910 Russians invading our ladders, AGAIN

Posted Kekmoo on 05 March 2014 - 03:07 PM

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#4071877 Russians invading our ladders, AGAIN

Posted KPul on 05 March 2014 - 02:30 PM

First Ukraine, now the ladders.   They must be stopped!


#4071748 Russians invading our ladders, AGAIN

Posted Darksoldierr on 05 March 2014 - 10:17 AM




#4070234 Best comp?

Posted Nyeshyo on 03 March 2014 - 08:05 AM

L S D

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#4058195 With the nerf to Nerve Strike...

Posted apoxy on 20 February 2014 - 11:59 AM

View PostArtofmage, on 20 February 2014 - 07:54 AM, said:

Well depends on the comp ur facing.If you face meleecleave there's no point in going for deadly throw.

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#4048832 Braindance bro~ Regarding disrupting shout fix

Posted Marshmellow on 05 February 2014 - 09:47 PM

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#4047860 [HD Vid]: 3v1 at 1800 CR - Mage to Stronk™

Posted Beariorn on 04 February 2014 - 09:05 PM

Teammates go in and soak CD's you pop everything on unsuspecting 1800 rat, then post it on AJ. id be impressed if your partners left the game b4 it started.


#4048391 Season 14 2 week notice

Posted Takenotezz on 05 February 2014 - 01:23 PM

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#4047713 Time to remove paralytic poison.

Posted KPul on 04 February 2014 - 06:39 PM

Before the new gear ilevels show their true effect healing stream needs to be changed, make it heall less or remove it altogether. Either way it'd be nice for bliz to recognise the failure on this spell after spending years acknowledging and removing things like macestun/tnt stun/impact stuns etc.

Shaman healing next season are going to stupid enough without getting outplayed by a "well timed" healing stream at the beginning of the match.


#4046963 Why charge shouldn't be nerfed

Posted Braindance on 03 February 2014 - 07:29 PM

Plain and simple – no jibber jabber:
1. It adds one more layer of reaction complexity to a class with a low degree of complexity i.e. skillcapTM (All rights reserved, scumbags united, 2009).

a. Why? You can use to it reactively disrupt cc chains on your healer/teammates. Allows you to avoid cc, which is of paramount importance with an 8 second dispel system


b. How?



i. Example 1: You healer get’s deep frozen by a mage and the mage proceeds to cast polymorph (if and only if PoM is down). Being the true mongoloid warrior you are, you are currently in Antarctica spamming damage on something, but in a rare moment of clarity (or because your healer starts screaming Minpojke mode “STOP THE SHEEP PLS”) you decide to sacrifice your gapcloser to stop the cc, which would otherwise put your team behind (e.g. deep->sheep->blind->clone->-20)


ii. Example 2: You are close to getting a kill. That pesky hunter that has been jumping around for 5 minutes, looking cool and making your healer thirst for a Prozac is at 10%. But oh noes, the opposing team’s shaman has NS available, and if the coin flips heads the hunter will be at 100% in the next second. Being the good warrior you are, you decide to charge the shaman and stun that pesky queer for 1.5 so that your mage can “seal the deal” with an ice lance, before the hunter reloads his rifle and takes his head off.


2. It is one of the few remaining, versatile, multi-use tools in a warrior’s arsenal. It can be used:

a. Defensively


i. To charge a cast and stop some damage

ii. To stun a melee dps for a split second to allow your teammate to get some breathing room

iii. To generate some distance between you and the other team’s damage dealers (e.g. an enemy pet is clone to your healer – you charge it to get some distance from the enemy dps who is raping yo black ass)


b. Offensively


  i. See (1.b.ii)


c. As a gap closer (self-explanatory)


3. It is our most frequently used gap closer. Changing to a root will have the following repercussions:

a. It will no longer be reliable versus the following classed due to freedom effects and whatnot:

i. Paladins

ii. Druids

iii. Shamans

iv. Hunters

v. Monks


b. It will be impossible to do anything described in (1) and (2.a.1, 2.a.ii).


  i. Charge is not shadowstep – there is an actual time between you pressing the button and reaching the target. Ergo, the opposing side’s argument “But you can pummel after the charge” is rendered null, as long as things like Soul of the Forest clones exist, and as long as charge has a travel time. Now you can stop them. If it’s changed to a root you won’t be able to.

ii. “But you can take Warbringer”. No you can’t. Your predecessors tried that in s9 and it went so bad that they had to change it next patch. A gap closer that dr’s with itself? A gap closer that dr’s with every other stun in the game? Let’s take a journey down memory lane:

1. Patch 4.0.6 (source http://www.wowwiki.com/Patch_4.0.6):

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2. Patch 4.1.0 (source http://www.wowwiki.com/Patch_4.1.0):

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Once again, you repeat the same mistakes, while at the same time, dumping down the game, picking an ability that is relatively easy to use by every 1200 rated Noob Saibot. No me gusta.

Wanna nerf something?

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But no; the above 3 are precious little jewels since they are an "integral part of the talent tree system introduced in MoP". Instead an ability that has more or less worked the same way since WotLK, and has existed since the dawn of time is a better candidate to address issues with warriors (whom you already nerfed, while, at the same time ignoring classes like hunters and mages).

It seems unreasonable to me, to nerf a 1.5 second stun with the versatility I mentioned above, instead of nerfing one/two/three of the above abilities (while leaving stuff like PoM sheeps and Wyvern shot untouched).


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Your move.




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