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#4593748 PvP Stat Templates and Spell Multipliers

Posted Knaittiz on 28 July 2016 - 09:25 PM

This is some ProdeGaming/Droonx shit


#4592386 Tryhards of Season 18

Posted Bigmoran on 21 July 2016 - 03:32 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a while. Today concludes the end of the ACTUAL cataclysm of an expansion. In the words of Garrosh Hellscream, times change. In honor of the new expansion (and in a cheap attempt to out rep Lolflay), here are the tryhards of the last season in Wardads of Draenor.

Death Knight

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In an act of Iraq triggered PTSD, this 50 year old DK relentlessly aimed his snipe at a young college girl. This wasn’t the first time Nutsz browsed arenamate for potential targets. He was accustomed to monitoring the ladders on his 18-inch CRT, always ready to use his trackball mouse to click “Join Battle”, all while Fortunate Son was blasting in the background.



Druid

Though it is rumored he has a part time job as Ellen Degeneres stunt double, Minpojke has found his way on this years list. After a devastating DQ from last year’s regionals, Pojke was determined to reign the European ladder for another season. Teaming up with (insert random EU mage here) and a 14 year old Danish boy from Xbox live, Pojke asserted himself as the premier druid among all europine countries.  

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Hunter

Though he has come a long way from his back to back R1-Duelist days (I shit you not this guy got R1 duelist two seasons in a row), this hunter still remains the cuckold of a bald headed baby gnome. Dillypoo spent countless hours playing the same comp every day of his WoD life. Somewhere in the depths of LFG he located a Priest and Feral Druid who had been afflicted by the Duelist curse. Perhaps sympathizing with their struggle, Dillypoo and his team managed to get slapped around like that milf did in that video I my friend watched last night, losing several points to arcane RMPala. Dillypoo endured and managed to once again have one of the highest games played of any player in the world.  

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Mage

The queen termite lays 30,000 eggs/day. With a lifespan of 15 years, that translates to 164,250,000 eggs laid in her lifetime. In the natural world, this is an incredible feat, but it is nothing compared to how many arcane mage eggs Babymichael is capable of laying in a single arena season. From the cherry-scented depths of Vape Nation, the Michaelus Guasparitoros is capable of producing 100 Gladiator tier arcane mages in the time it takes him to rip the fattest vape.

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Monk

I know this is cheap but Trilltko looks like this so I’m gonna assume he’s one of the biggest tryhards:







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If I actually put effort into digging for the tryhard monk this season it would likely be Sethcurry, simply because he was a zero to zero reject who gained an inflated ego due to WW buffs. Nontheless the guy just gives me the heebie jeebies.

But if I really wanted to be honest for a second, Mongery would probably take the cake as tryhard Monk. Getting banned more frequently than he has spelling tests, this child attempted to script his way to the top of the ladder multiple times, only to be stopped by that meddling Brian Holinka and his damned Lore dog.

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Paladin

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but seven Wongs make the right dent in the arena ladder to be worthy of our attention. Vincentwong, also known as Jackson Lee, but sometimes known as Fatherwong is the Rynd of this expansion. Dawning multiple paladins, Wong was able to go Godzilla on the arena ladders.







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Though he resembles a Japanese nuclear monstrosity, he was capable of doing damage only a specific type of reptilian is capable of (see: Lizards). It is rumored (though unconfirmed) that Vincentwong dialed up his boy Reedz using the Razer Naga Reedz edition to prune the connection of his regional qualifying opponents.

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Honorable mention to Killak aka Thelf aka Squirtlelol aka Greenteax aka KobeBryant for laying low after his S15 5v5 wintrades to gain his fifth new identity as a R1 Paladin. Seriously guys, only weird people change their identity like that.


Priest

Dealing with more K’s than the inbox of an angsty teenage girl, Amne managed to secure his position as our tryhard priest. I don’t know much about this guy, other than the fact that his 3k freakout can only be rivaled by S12 Burt. I’ve watched this guy on stream a few times and his frequent nerd-rages are indicative enough to land a spot on our list.

https://www.youtube....h?v=jwyG-G74wsY



Rogue

Even though he is a good friend of mine, this guy needs to tone it down a bit:

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Shaman

If you have ever done Brawlers guild, chances are you have defeated Blat, a simple goo-like organism that explodes into more goo puddles as the fight wears on. This boss encounter was loosely based on an event that occurred over several months in Sweden, as Minpojke’s fat cells were separated from his body to form the 100-celled organism known as Jaimex. This shaman is a prolific poster on this website, first gaining attention as a kickbotter back in MoP. Jaime managed to slowly creep his way on this list as his drive to reproduce was instinctually replaced with a motivation to take over the EU ladder.



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Warlock

Can money buy you happiness? Well Sam I am, it sure can! Ignoring that obscure reference that few will understand, it’s time to open our pocketbooks and place our bets on who our tryhard lock is? I almost put some Ozztistic kid, but that would be too boring! The winner of the S18 tryhard Warlock is Locturnal. Spending hundreds of dollars donating and subscribing to his favorite streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into this spot. Just like the 13 year old Swedish kids that donate to popular girl streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into an artificial friendship with some of our most famous WoW celebrities! Good for him (too bad he didn’t get R1 EleGiggle)! Hey, maybe next paycheck.







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Warrior

Failing to swoon Lxxi, Phixie, and Propel and gaining the award for the rejection Hat trick is Swull. This steroid filled rager queued multiple GCDTV’s and failed to qualify in each regional tournament. Maybe he’s a good guy, though—I hear they finish last. And that Swull did, as he finished last in every way possible.







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Flex on fools!




#4591564 <Abolished> Saying my goodbyes.

Posted Häxantutto on 16 July 2016 - 11:20 PM

see you in legion


#4591135 I'm 40yrs old and my name is gladiator.

Posted irubuwrongtime on 14 July 2016 - 05:03 PM

6x glad, r1 s4/s14, but I've never been this happy throughout my WoW career.  Finally got my 2700 achievement this season thanks to the wodness and rating inflation...  :P

It was really tough this season because I had to get it with lfg.  Not having a main team of players you can always queue together to improve as a team really sucks...

Anyways, it may be my last pvp season that I can actually stay competitive due to the lack of game time and rl stuff but I have this feeling of fulfillment that I won't regret any of my time spent on this game in the past years.  I started this game in my 20s and when I was single like many of you now.  Now I have a family and two beautiful girls demanding for more and more of my time and attention.  :)

I met lots of good ppl and I had a lot of fun from WoW.  I've been through all and it is finally finished.  Thanks to you all fellow WoW players.

One thing I wanted to say to the WoW pvp community all this time is that "Why can't we all just get along?  Enough trash talk and bad-mouthing each other but really...  Without each one of us, this game is just dead and boring, more so on the pvp side.  You will end up having no one to play or compete with.  I think we can all be little more nice toward each other.

Shout outs to darkfists and franchris for pushing 2700 with me.  My only regret is that we only got to play together for one day.  I wish I met you guys sooner.

Anyways, gl to you all pushing for glad this season especially my fellow warrior friends~  Peace out~


#4591102 Opinions on Legion

Posted Jim_Jim on 14 July 2016 - 07:52 AM

I think this Legion version of frost mages (to stay in the trend) way more healthy than the WoD one. Perhaps you can see some ridiculous numbers (And i play yesterday some games in the Beta against frost mages, it wasn't as huge as i saw in video. Maybe it was nerf?), but about this :

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frostbolts hitting for 30% of player hp with cooldowns, 1% without cooldowns is pretty much the same thing

It's not the same thing because frostbolt is a cast. Maybe there are some casting protection (aura mastery?), but still, they have to stand still, AND, they take lot of damage. Maybe when the overall damage will be tuned, it will be different, but right now, if a mage wants to destroy you, he have to be immobile, instead of the blazingspeed blink instantx4.

I do think there is some good things in Legion (I did some games which were really interesting and not "I'll kill you in 2s" like some others), there is obviously some bad ones, and the first season will probably be a clone of the season 5 in Wotlk. (Huge burst everywhere, classes being broken). Just be positive, time will say if you were right or wrong.

I'd rather face a "destro lock" version of a mage in Legion than the fire version. If you haven't played the Beta yet, fire mage doesn't have ridiculous damage like "1 million crit", but they do it all while moving, and without casting.

Even if it's broken, the fact to have an entire new meta to discover, artifact to grind, prestige to do, is a good thing in short-term, finally. (For me, at least.)


#4590103 Opinions on Legion

Posted Dizzeeyo on 08 July 2016 - 08:15 AM

View PostBersihasi, on 08 July 2016 - 06:49 AM, said:

I think you need to put yourself into the position of your average WoW player. I heard a lot of people are hyped and really enjoy the beta.
when the average wow player realises legion means you can't just change spec anymore without an insane amount of offspec artifact grinding, the reaction is going to be amusing


#4589482 55 Things I Hate About WoD Arena

Posted Glink on 03 July 2016 - 02:42 PM

I'm back. This time I talk about 55 things that suck about WoD arena. in 2 minutes. It took ALOT of editing, but its finally done. Let me know what you think!

https://www.youtube....h?v=0WKv1-wfJ6k


#4589515 European Online Qualifiers

Posted Ventux on 03 July 2016 - 08:13 PM

Don't log on your girlfriends computer this time :)


#4588191 5 Things I Hate About WoD

Posted Refren on 23 June 2016 - 01:29 PM

i knew this was a glinkz thread before i even opened it :(


#4587693 Tuning

Posted ProdeGaming on 16 June 2016 - 02:06 PM

To change most of the spells by +20%, players' majestic idea is

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If it would be done this way, then they unstoppably QQ even tho it's the same.
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It's probably fine from toddlers to keep screaming over nothing, but the QQing players just do that, they rly r 12-25y olds. But hey, once the old toddler QQing players finally devolve into chimpanzees, it could aid scientists in proving evolution






Mark...my...words...changes to everything change everything
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#4586775 So who's playing this Overwatch crap

Posted kannetixx on 07 June 2016 - 11:00 AM

Anyone comparing CSGO and Overwatch are fucking idiots...


I've played my fair share of counterstrike - won some championships ... played on some great teams  - these two games have about 2 things in common - they are FPS and they are team based .... after that - the whole fucking genre is different...

in counterstrike you didnt have someone throwing hooks at you from 10 ft away or a person shooting rockets at you from 20 ft in the air ...

no you had whats infront of you ... Overwatch is an amazing game - i like TF2 ... Overwatch is just better... you have to react so much quicker - you are forced to switch into a comp that benefits your team before its over...

people need to understand every single character in OVERWATCH to really play the game well.. sure you may think your comp is correct but now you're getting shafted by a Pharah and you're not sure why... OH ... nobody is playing something that counters Pharah.. but you've been playing games where that one moron would rather sit there and play Genji after watching Dragons before hes ready to switch...


This game is amazing on every single plateau .. dont knock it till you try it.


#4586658 Players' issues

Posted ProdeGaming on 06 June 2016 - 02:04 PM

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Not necessarily significant what conclusions from sole angles suggest, but I couldn't find a reason why should players spam QQ about resilience and battle fatigue.

Sure Einstein's definition suggests that these players are simply insane, but fck that loser I'm sure that players don't give math lectures to developers for nothing when resilience and battle fatigue r in question. It's probably the math genius developers who just don't understand what they're doing. I don't think it's possible that players just can't use essential math laws in practice and spam cry about something they're just unable to process.

Whatever, even if players wouldn't understand, fck cares, it's not like they run around shouting, shoving down everyone's throat how much they don't understand. Kappa
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#4585356 So who's playing this Overwatch crap

Posted Ickz on 28 May 2016 - 08:19 AM

I've had more fun with this game in a few days than all the time I've played WoW since wotlk.


#4581834 how is this being done?

Posted drzy on 10 May 2016 - 11:01 PM

View Postajc1981, on 10 May 2016 - 09:39 PM, said:

So i guess no one can answer the question then?

no, fuck off.


#4580016 So how's the gameplay in Legion?

Posted Dizzeeyo on 01 May 2016 - 11:59 AM

browsing some legion class/spec feedback forums might give you some answers :)

http://us.battle.net...pic/20743714420 - arms feedback
http://us.battle.net...pic/20743564414 - fury feedback

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Arms is boring. The interesting mechanics have been stripped, leaving it a mash one button until something lights up spec

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im just throwing this out there fury spec in its current state is the worst design i have ever seen in a game

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I guess we are going through a whole expansion spamming Slam. Never thought gameplay feedback would get the same treatment as WoD

oh, and the most recent blue post feedback for arms warriors:

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We've heard the feedback, and are happy with how Arms (and Fury) are playing right now





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