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#4212544 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted Neitey on Today, 09:34 AM

+rep coming your way when my cooldown ends friend

#4212238 2014 NA Regional Drama Wrap-Up

Posted Regent on Yesterday, 11:54 PM

Since there has been a lot of drama recently, I figured I would make a TL;DR thread for those of you that have successful real lives and can't sit on ArenaJunkies 24/7.

The North American Regional Qualifiers:
  • Hosted by ESL (the same company that organized the holocaust)
  • 2800 players qualify but only 50 Teams signed up
  • No seeding and random placement meant some popular teams eliminated each other right of the bat
  • Zero interaction with Blizzard, website that didn't work
  • People suspect Blizzard will be asking for some of the money they paid ESL back, since ESL apparently completely forgot that they were supposed to hold this tournament
Vanguards team gets knocked out because of a "no-show":
  • Timestamp does show that Vanguards team was almost 30 minutes late to their match
  • They claim they had no idea the time they were supposed to play
  • Poor organization and almost no help from ESL admin, many people think they didn't deserve the loss
  • Vanguards, being the least confrontational person in existence, made a nice forum post saying how he is slightly angry that he missed out on a chance for $40,000 USD
Jah's team gets knocked out and tries to get back in on a technicality, twice:
  • Claims his first loss was not actually the "real" game and only practice
  • Screenshots show his team agreeing it was the real game
  • Some people claim that after his second loss he tried to contact tournament admin and get it changed
  • Talbadar is "disappointed" in jah
  • Jah, unsurprisingly, calls everyone retards and hasn't been seen since
Wizk's team cheats and has other players, not on their roster, play:
  • By far the biggest drama generating event of the tournament
  • Wizk, Jakenotezz, and Random rogue decided to play RPS in tournament
  • Upon tournament brackets coming out, they realize they will have to fight comps that are strong against them
  • Wizk realizes that it would be too obvious to ddos his opponents, he determines he will have to come up with another way to cheat
  • Wizk replaces his rogue and rsham with an rdruid and mage who are not on his team roster and then wins multiple games (it is assumed that the mage was played by, "Piecez," and the druid by, "Rynd")
  • People (obviously) realize what is happening and he gets disqualified for cheating
  • Wizk then cries, makes a 40 minute video about why he didn't cheat, no one believes him
  • Jakenotezz, then makes a post on AJ admitting that they cheated, apologizing, and says he only did it to bang his 18 y/o e-girlfriend when he goes to New York
  • Wizk then claims he is too good for this community
  • Wizk locks in his spot next to Xandyn in the "top 5 scummiest wow players of all time"
Multiple teams Disqualified after the tournament ends based on their geographical location:
  • Apparently it was easier to allow these people to play in the tournament and then disqualify them after they won
  • Raises multiple questions about the outcome of the tournament, since the teams who got DQ'ed knocked people out of the tournament
  • The dominant team of Jeff, Barry, and Twochainz is rumored to be one of the teams DQ'ed
Avangelyne proves he is really weird:
  • Made multiple weird posts about having a girlfriend
  • Multiple awkward tweets involving, but not limited to: old memes, obscure Norwegian cover bands, and History channel TV shows
  • All of this is okay though, because according to him, he "has a lot of friends"
Former 3rd place Blizzcon team, "PvP Live" replaces healer the night before qualifiers:
  • but apparently forget to tell him he is off the team
  • Famous monk, "Danneycarrey" is replace by other famous monk, "Verdantstorm"
  • Novoz and Thugonomicz imply that Danneycarrey is part of something (Illuminati?)
  • Talbadar suspects something also, but declines to comment on what
  • Surprisingly, Glinks didn't cheat or try to ddos anyone
  • Nice work, Glinks
Arena Junkies:
  • Datacus tries really hard to get some free rep, fails miserably
  • For the first time in over a year, people are capped out on giving rep
  • If you point out any scummy things that friends of the moderators have done, you will be getting an infraction
  • Flavour is still making stupid posts
  • Dillypoo's insults have been getting noticeably better over time, possibly hitting puberty soon?
  • Bigmoran tries to dispel ddos rumors by threatening to ddos anyone who talks about it
  • Thugonomicz believes that Arenajunkies.com is actually "Horse cocks"
  • Bailamos dropped in to insult Jakenotezz for having an e-girlfriend, the irony is blatant
  • More wintrading in EU, no one is surprised

#4211131 Apology to everyone

Posted Bailamosx on Yesterday, 06:00 AM

By the end of your post, any apology has been lost to me in an orgy of bad grammar and irrelevant excuses. I've known you for several seasons, and, I can say firmly, without question. You. Are. Full. Of. Shit.

Assorted Thoughts:

1. Get a job.

2. You cover the base of your excuse by highlighting your "serious" online relationship at 18, which, compared to others, makes a Tinder fling look like a wedding vow.

3. Enough with the euphemisms. Stop painting the problem as merely playing "god comp", and, start admitting that you had a ringer pilot the account. How is it "scummy" to queue an overpowered composition in a cash prize tournament? Is it somehow more honorable to fight a suspenseful, close match? If so, Skill-Capped played it wrong last year when their Blizzcon winning team was the equivalent to Mike Tyson knocking out opponents with his first swing.

I could continue to slice off your head verbally and serve it on a plate for the jury of ArenaJunkies, but I'll show mercy because at least you pretend morality, which, is a notch above most socially marginalized rejects in this community.

#4208305 Reedwise is back !

Posted glonglon on 15 September 2014 - 09:58 AM

Am I the only one who noticed that Reedwise is back :confused:

More fights between Ayra and Reedwise coming soon, grab your pop-corn guys :wub:

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I want to apologize for my deep lvl of autism but I had a faceswap fever again :(

#4205782 living on campus

Posted Rilor on 10 September 2014 - 01:14 PM


#4205722 living on campus

Posted Rilor on 10 September 2014 - 10:52 AM

In my head the big black bros had Ayra's voice lmao

#4205626 living on campus

Posted nixondtf on 10 September 2014 - 08:25 AM

why is ayra always such a god

#4205500 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 10 September 2014 - 02:57 AM

mosquitos love suckin my dick

#4205395 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 10 September 2014 - 01:07 AM

View PostFlavours, on 09 September 2014 - 08:49 PM, said:

at age 18/9? thats worrying

don't listen to Flavours.

Just don't be awkward,

as a secondary tip buy some Titanium hair wax - it's a real game changer.

You may not believe me (I know it's hard to think) - but I was once in a similar situation to you. Now i DRIVE the school bus

#4205473 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 10 September 2014 - 02:44 AM

wEll yeah even though i didnt kiss i obviously still banged like 5000,000000 girls by the time i was 10, that's different though.

My dicks like some species of shark - if it ever stops moving it dies.

#4205053 RIP Jaimex

Posted Bigmoran on 09 September 2014 - 05:38 PM


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#4205095 new iphone in 5.5 inches long

Posted Zaephyr on 09 September 2014 - 06:29 PM

Your phone would've been bigger than your dick even if you were using a nokia 3310 m8

#4205083 new iphone in 5.5 inches long

Posted Flavours on 09 September 2014 - 06:17 PM

tfw my phone will be bigger than my dick

#4203856 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted FTRouslan on 07 September 2014 - 09:28 PM

View PostZaephyr, on 06 September 2014 - 12:40 PM, said:

Well mines ~8

View PostAyrasaurus, on 06 September 2014 - 07:57 PM, said:

8+ soz lads

8.01+ here, suck it

#4203466 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted stcolbert on 07 September 2014 - 11:24 AM

I love all you guys. Real talk.