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#4221523 4glongon

Posted Breadstick on Today, 08:43 AM

wow i'm disappointed ayra



#4221505 AJOT Archeage, everyone is invited

Posted Gigana on Today, 07:57 AM

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I never liked this kind of oversexualized design. Really hammers home the idea that these games are made for 14 yr olds. Also, I hate the entire thing with super hot skinny naked chicks swinging huge axes, it's just so unrealistic. I'm glad WoW at least has armor that actually covers the body.


To be fair, I'm sure Reedwise would be fun to play with.

I imagine us questing together, then Ayra drops some 3 word comment, and then we all get wiped by dragons because Reedwise is typing a 2000 word reply instead of healing us.

#4221457 Don't queue US

Posted Glink on Today, 05:52 AM

This just in: Kuliox and Different have decided if they are going down they are taking the servers with them.

#4221340 Where can I find a girl who will dominate me in the bedroom?

Posted Esiwdeer on Today, 12:34 AM

It's weird, when I was younger I would always love to wear short sleeve shirts. I don't mean to brag, but my forearm hairs have always been very long. Brown, soft, supple, plenty - like a field of heaven grass set on a sky of muscle. Sometimes I could feel the Coach looking at my forearm hairs, but I never knew why until I was much older.

It wasn't until I was 34 years old; I'd been waiting in line for 16 days to buy the new iPhone 6 which I unfortunately broke in a very immature "YouTube" prank. One of my girlfriends(I live in a commune) just kept combing my forearm hairs with her teeth -  sort of like the love scene in The Lion King - that I realized I was well above average then, because we were able to recreate the classic scene from Lady & The Tramp(with the spaghetti) with some of my older forearm hairs.


Seriously lads, in 5 years you'll hopefully never think about the size of your penis again. I bet you all liked Lord of the Rings, but when it's actually time for something small to do something heroic here you are, obsessing over something nobody gives a shit about.

Would I be happier if some of my girlfriends had gotten breast implants? Absolutely, but that's a status thing. That's like advertising so other men know that you're a boss, basically. Listen buddy, I have control over those breasts for some reason, maybe think twice. But nobody can see your penis until you are wielding it; by then, it should already be too late if you're using it correctly.

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#4221202 Need data experts help...

Posted Flavours on Yesterday, 09:28 PM

View PostAyrasaurus, on 30 September 2014 - 01:13 PM, said:

le AS psychology namedrop meme x

im afraid i only made it 1 week into college friend

#4220962 [Music] What are you listening to?

Posted Thaya on Yesterday, 03:26 PM

This one as well

#4220176 #FreeReedwise

Posted Flavours on 29 September 2014 - 11:50 AM

View PostGlink, on 29 September 2014 - 11:09 AM, said:



u should actually never post again

#4220953 [Music] What are you listening to?

Posted Thaya on Yesterday, 03:09 PM



#4220083 Where can I find a girl who will dominate me in the bedroom?

Posted Rilor on 29 September 2014 - 08:40 AM

View PostAyrasaurus, on 29 September 2014 - 07:50 AM, said:

is she even alive anymore?

was getting my hopes up :/
She left when she realised that offtopic is comprised solely of 8-10/10 alpha males that won't waste their time white knighting a 5.

#4220629 Hey guys

Posted glonglon on 29 September 2014 - 11:46 PM

Hi, before posting in OT you must pledge allegiance to our beloved dictator :

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#4220050 Where can I find a girl who will dominate me in the bedroom?

Posted Breadstick on 29 September 2014 - 07:56 AM

smh @ you and her racist vagina

#4220041 Where can I find a girl who will dominate me in the bedroom?

Posted Breadstick on 29 September 2014 - 07:51 AM

tfw ayra will never show nymph the joys of the bbc

do it for AJ

#4220026 Where can I find a girl who will dominate me in the bedroom?

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#4219912 Life advice

Posted Gigana on 28 September 2014 - 11:44 PM

Am I the only one here who finds it kinda creepy that Reedwise has been banned for like a month and the moment he gets unbanned he's instantly back here, posting in every thread?

It's like he's been sitting in front of the computer, staring at AJOT, and just clicking REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH for a month. It reminds me of this scene:


The film introduces this perfectly normal chick who it turns out actually does nothing all day except wait for the main character to give her a little attention. That's who Reed reminds me of now and it's kinda disturbing.

#4219774 Life advice

Posted glonglon on 28 September 2014 - 08:01 PM

View PostAyrasaurus, on 28 September 2014 - 07:16 PM, said:

take me back to warsong gulch lads

Your wish is my command :)