i remember bein outside this place, gettin ready to go inside for the reception after the wedding. i had this female friend of mine next to me walking with me and im like "i got this snap from this dude in australia again, im like 90% sure it'll be him banging some chick or somethin"
i think it you gettin your dick sucked. and im just like "close enough"
But what if my entire original post was just a massive troll that instigated some inner rage for you but in reality I don't even have a 'type', for I have no real 'criteria' I just know what I like when I see it. I am also self assured enough to both understand my own value and do not need to suck my own imaginary penis all over AJ in order to gain your approval. You'll love me eventually anyway.
Breathe deeply, it's just the internet.
"Hi guys i made a retarded statement"
"wow this guys a cunt"
"hahaah jokes on you i was trolling. Haha breath deeply, look how mad you are"
le epic baitaroo mate. Smart as fuck.
No for real you actually just realized how stupid you sounded and now want to try brush it off as a 'troll'
As a solid 6/10 woman I can give you this crucial insight.
Most women I know like a good sense of humor, nice shoulders, confidence, big dicks and ambition.
You're fucked if you're missing all of the above. (Or perhaps more appropriately, not fucked at all). I aim high and always attempt a full house.
Also you guys posting topless pics for each other was quite homo. #js
Why does a man need to hit all of that critera when almost all women have 0 redeemable qualities apart from being a moist hole. Like seriously, you aim for a full house lol...tell me now, aside from your vagina what qualites do you bring to the table as a mere 6/10 to afford yourself a quality man?
Call me an asshole but fuck i wish i was gay so i wouldn't have to deal with women and their retardation all day.
Oh i loved the big dick part. Do some fucking kegels idiot so your bucket doesn't require a big dick.