for those of you who have been following these terrible acts of extortion, you may know who i am from reporting live on the scenes and taking the issues straight to the bad guys themselves and hitting them where it hurts: in their taxes
everyone else please observe my older pieces of work on the matter and be informed. these guys are (maybe) taking money in the name of charity and pocketing some or all (or none) of it for themselves. this is immoral (not illegal because i have no evidence) and needs to be stopped
my first course of action was to call the irs after i supplied them with information about these scumbags and i provided them with my contact info. they told me i didn't have enough information. this seemed fishy because despite having no evidence, i had a hunch and provided them with the twitch streams of all of the offenders as well as a link to the video. that's when it started to get bad
they told me that they would not be launching a full blown investigation. i went to other parts of the government to check up on this "save the children" organization. turns out they are a "reputable charity" with a "previous commitment to accomplishing their mission statement." typical fancy lawyer talk. i smelled somethin fishy
thats when i figured it out. nmp has been making so much money off of youtube that he bought the us government, which is why the irs wouldn't help me kick down the doors of the skill capped gaming house, and provided cover for this fake charity that reckful made to steal money that people would have donated to him if he was just streaming normally anyway
but my plan was still the same. i was going to take it to the skill capped gaming house, which is why i went down there in person to perform a citizens arrest on all of them. they were all standing outside with a big machine to print money, and they were trying to fill the whole pool with money. nmp was swimming in it, but he was drowning because he is not a very good swimmer.
i snuck up behind them and got ready to make my move with my camera phone ready to capture the action, but i got spotted and venruki threw a rock in my face. i ran away because it hurt a lot
no place is safe now. i am temporarily giving up on my quest to stop the skill capped bandits while my face heals. moral of the story, the man is keeping us down and this whole thing is one big conspiracy funded off the money nmp is making on youtube. next time i go in i will be more careful