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FTRouslan

Member Since 13 May 2011
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#4460369 Hairdresser just fucked my hair

Posted Thaya on 26 July 2015 - 02:51 PM




#4460813 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted glonglon on 27 July 2015 - 12:53 PM

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#4457198 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted Zaephyr on 21 July 2015 - 07:19 PM

managed a smile for my graduation

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#4455911 Cool story bro

Posted Thaya on 19 July 2015 - 05:39 PM

View PostFTRouslan, on 19 July 2015 - 01:28 AM, said:

You want a cool story? I'll tell you a cool story.

When I was in high school, we had pretty big bathrooms. You would figure they'd have toilet paper always stocked in there, right? Wrong. This one time, I had to take a shit really bad. I penguin-legged it into the bathrooms, went into a stall, and unleashed a huge torrent of diarrhea into the toilet bowl. As soon as I finished, I grabbed for the toilet paper. And what did I find? Nothing. An empty toilet paper dispenser. So I had exit the stall with my pants only halfway pulled up to avoid getting shit all over them, and go into the other stall. But guess what? The other stall was locked. There was nobody in there, some fucknut managed to lock the door after they were done taking a shit. So I had to crawl on the piss-soaked floor and go under the stall door. AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT?! There was no toilet paper in this stall either. At this time I didn't know about the trick of using your socks to wipe your ass, so I had only one choice. I had to sit down on the toilet, scoop up the residual shit on my asshole with my fingers, and paint it on the wall like a (literally) shitty finger paint project to get rid of the diarrhea covering my anus. That bathroom wall completely covered in streaks of shit is a testament to the desperate struggle man faces in the search for things to wipe their ass with.
sorry to hear that

maybe this will help




#4454813 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted Breadstick on 17 July 2015 - 03:25 PM

View PostFTRouslan, on 17 July 2015 - 05:25 AM, said:

throwback to when the USSR was the first modern nation to legalize homosexuality

antifa wins again (until stalin tried to spin lgbt rights into fascism smh lenin was goat)

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#4451171 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted ysnakewoo on 11 July 2015 - 02:56 PM




#4450484 Why don't you have a Girlfriend Junkie?

Posted Lloix on 09 July 2015 - 11:23 PM

You're all gonna make it brahs.


#4444562 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted pharrelle on 29 June 2015 - 03:06 AM

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#4438418 Would You Rather

Posted Thaya on 19 June 2015 - 11:28 PM

one of the irc channels i'm on

we have a bot for entertainment purposes

it saves quotes from people (when someone says something extraordinary dumb you just make the bot save it - he then randomly posts it in the channel every now and then when ur mentioned to remind everyone of how much of a retard u are) and has shit like .rather

or .yp (= random youporn comment)

(02:27:58) (@Thaya) .yp
(02:27:59) (+Willie) Very nice a work of art it is for sure
(02:28:00) (@Thaya) .yp
(02:28:00) (+Willie) nice and younggg :)
(02:28:01) (@Thaya) .yp
(02:28:02) (+Willie) please some one fuck
(02:28:02) (@Thaya) .yp
(02:28:03) (+Willie) Le rumene sono delle grandi troione rotte in culo!
(02:28:04) (@Thaya) .yp
(02:28:04) (+Willie) I want to lick her pussy :-)
(02:28:06) (@Thaya) .yp
(02:28:06) (+Willie) Papi got it man!!!
(02:28:09) (@Thaya) .yp
(02:28:09) (+Willie) No true Asian woman makes her man wear a condom.
(02:28:12) (@Thaya) .yp
(02:28:12) (+Willie) Go+to+sleep!
(02:28:15) (@Thaya) .yp
(02:28:15) (+Willie) i love kicking my ild slut wifes cunt after she has had another mans cock

and another like thousand different features which aren't used very much


#4438151 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Reliuna on 19 June 2015 - 02:24 PM

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#4438283 dilemma

Posted pharrelle on 19 June 2015 - 07:03 PM

Free.

I'm not gay, I just enjoy sucking a fat one from time to time.


#4432436 [Music] What are you listening to?

Posted Thaya on 06 June 2015 - 09:01 PM

stopped caring to post here

but

these are must listens so ill post them even here





#4425001 [Music] What are you listening to?

Posted Thaya on 16 May 2015 - 01:47 AM

what a beautiful gif guide man




btw lloix tried to remove the s AFTER posting so his link looks like this (if you enable 'raw' mode in the editor - that little switch in the top left):
[url="link with s"]link without s[/url]


quickest way to fix it if you're not a geek and do this mistake: REPOST the whole link, then remove the s, instead of trying to fix the fucked up version


#4433753 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Alcohoulix on 10 June 2015 - 11:55 AM

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#4435244 Job Creation

Posted Thaya on 13 June 2015 - 10:23 AM

i've read the original Capital eheh




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