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#4592386 Tryhards of Season 18

Posted Bigmoran on 21 July 2016 - 03:32 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a while. Today concludes the end of the ACTUAL cataclysm of an expansion. In the words of Garrosh Hellscream, times change. In honor of the new expansion (and in a cheap attempt to out rep Lolflay), here are the tryhards of the last season in Wardads of Draenor.

Death Knight

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In an act of Iraq triggered PTSD, this 50 year old DK relentlessly aimed his snipe at a young college girl. This wasn’t the first time Nutsz browsed arenamate for potential targets. He was accustomed to monitoring the ladders on his 18-inch CRT, always ready to use his trackball mouse to click “Join Battle”, all while Fortunate Son was blasting in the background.



Druid

Though it is rumored he has a part time job as Ellen Degeneres stunt double, Minpojke has found his way on this years list. After a devastating DQ from last year’s regionals, Pojke was determined to reign the European ladder for another season. Teaming up with (insert random EU mage here) and a 14 year old Danish boy from Xbox live, Pojke asserted himself as the premier druid among all europine countries.  

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Hunter

Though he has come a long way from his back to back R1-Duelist days (I shit you not this guy got R1 duelist two seasons in a row), this hunter still remains the cuckold of a bald headed baby gnome. Dillypoo spent countless hours playing the same comp every day of his WoD life. Somewhere in the depths of LFG he located a Priest and Feral Druid who had been afflicted by the Duelist curse. Perhaps sympathizing with their struggle, Dillypoo and his team managed to get slapped around like that milf did in that video I my friend watched last night, losing several points to arcane RMPala. Dillypoo endured and managed to once again have one of the highest games played of any player in the world.  

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Mage

The queen termite lays 30,000 eggs/day. With a lifespan of 15 years, that translates to 164,250,000 eggs laid in her lifetime. In the natural world, this is an incredible feat, but it is nothing compared to how many arcane mage eggs Babymichael is capable of laying in a single arena season. From the cherry-scented depths of Vape Nation, the Michaelus Guasparitoros is capable of producing 100 Gladiator tier arcane mages in the time it takes him to rip the fattest vape.

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Monk

I know this is cheap but Trilltko looks like this so I’m gonna assume he’s one of the biggest tryhards:







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If I actually put effort into digging for the tryhard monk this season it would likely be Sethcurry, simply because he was a zero to zero reject who gained an inflated ego due to WW buffs. Nontheless the guy just gives me the heebie jeebies.

But if I really wanted to be honest for a second, Mongery would probably take the cake as tryhard Monk. Getting banned more frequently than he has spelling tests, this child attempted to script his way to the top of the ladder multiple times, only to be stopped by that meddling Brian Holinka and his damned Lore dog.

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Paladin

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but seven Wongs make the right dent in the arena ladder to be worthy of our attention. Vincentwong, also known as Jackson Lee, but sometimes known as Fatherwong is the Rynd of this expansion. Dawning multiple paladins, Wong was able to go Godzilla on the arena ladders.







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Though he resembles a Japanese nuclear monstrosity, he was capable of doing damage only a specific type of reptilian is capable of (see: Lizards). It is rumored (though unconfirmed) that Vincentwong dialed up his boy Reedz using the Razer Naga Reedz edition to prune the connection of his regional qualifying opponents.

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Honorable mention to Killak aka Thelf aka Squirtlelol aka Greenteax aka KobeBryant for laying low after his S15 5v5 wintrades to gain his fifth new identity as a R1 Paladin. Seriously guys, only weird people change their identity like that.


Priest

Dealing with more K’s than the inbox of an angsty teenage girl, Amne managed to secure his position as our tryhard priest. I don’t know much about this guy, other than the fact that his 3k freakout can only be rivaled by S12 Burt. I’ve watched this guy on stream a few times and his frequent nerd-rages are indicative enough to land a spot on our list.

https://www.youtube....h?v=jwyG-G74wsY



Rogue

Even though he is a good friend of mine, this guy needs to tone it down a bit:

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Shaman

If you have ever done Brawlers guild, chances are you have defeated Blat, a simple goo-like organism that explodes into more goo puddles as the fight wears on. This boss encounter was loosely based on an event that occurred over several months in Sweden, as Minpojke’s fat cells were separated from his body to form the 100-celled organism known as Jaimex. This shaman is a prolific poster on this website, first gaining attention as a kickbotter back in MoP. Jaime managed to slowly creep his way on this list as his drive to reproduce was instinctually replaced with a motivation to take over the EU ladder.



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Warlock

Can money buy you happiness? Well Sam I am, it sure can! Ignoring that obscure reference that few will understand, it’s time to open our pocketbooks and place our bets on who our tryhard lock is? I almost put some Ozztistic kid, but that would be too boring! The winner of the S18 tryhard Warlock is Locturnal. Spending hundreds of dollars donating and subscribing to his favorite streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into this spot. Just like the 13 year old Swedish kids that donate to popular girl streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into an artificial friendship with some of our most famous WoW celebrities! Good for him (too bad he didn’t get R1 EleGiggle)! Hey, maybe next paycheck.







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Warrior

Failing to swoon Lxxi, Phixie, and Propel and gaining the award for the rejection Hat trick is Swull. This steroid filled rager queued multiple GCDTV’s and failed to qualify in each regional tournament. Maybe he’s a good guy, though—I hear they finish last. And that Swull did, as he finished last in every way possible.







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Flex on fools!




#4120661 *Video* Glinks trying to buy IP's and preparing to fight everyone at bliz...

Posted Cheddargunx on 14 May 2014 - 10:47 AM

View PostGlink, on 14 May 2014 - 12:14 AM, said:

lol...this is the second time some idiot has posted something publicly about me so I may as well comment.

The only person i have beef with is the one I refer to as John, the only person i would be wanting to beat up at blizzcon is him and the only one who's IP I wanted was his so I don't know where you get "every" from idiot. All reaosns for this are completely justified putting it mildly.

My 2 cents on you azalea (a.k.a. Imongo): I don't even know what your problem with me is, but youre always trying be on my cases making snarky comments in stream chat, probably because youre the second string hunter for every one of my partners. But hey its fine, I probably wont be playing with any of them again so they're all yours. I guess you just have class envy or something, either way you're just trying to start drama so you can go fuck yourself.

Alright, some context...

Ive known this person who I refer to as John for about 2 years now. He has characters such as Snugglebunny (mage), Asapweedjohn (hpally), and Gossipgirl (mw monk). You may or may not have seen me que with him on one of those characters along with Zev the enhancement shaman.

Anyways he got all is rating and any potential relevancy by orb booting on MW monk and healing, he will willingly admit it if you talk to him. That being said, he is a huge rager when it comes ot arena, literally he would rage at me call me a retard, berate me, etc if I ever made a mistake according to him. This is a fact that can be confirmed by Zev and anyone who was watching my stream at the time.

He would regularly removed me off btag and skype and immediately try to replace me on a night we did bad or tanked some rating.

I foolishly even bought him a boosted 2nd monk as a gesture from a friend and he continued to do this. Each time we would put it aside eventually and become friends temporarily again (until the enxt time we qued basically).

So he sees himself as carrying me or something with his orb bot and "blessing me with rating" even though I charitably qued with him to get him glad last season and dont need him to get rating at all.

So one night, a few days ago in fact, he asks me to play with him and Zev. The night before I had been quing with Jetnoobx and Rindolo my friends who I do very well with as beastcleave together and I gained some good rating on my main. We decided as a team we would get past 2700 the next time we qued. So back to John asking me to play, I accepted under the condition that I play my alt who was around 2600 rated (John was 2636 I believe).

Upon hearing that I would not que my main he absolutely flipped out and removed me off everything once again, then proceeded to pull up all my personal info (a dox) he got from someone else and post it in a skype convo with me and many of my friends. I was a bit agitated to say the least and decided I would have absolutely nothing to do with him anymore and never accept him as a friend after that.

This is all very bizzare to me because the exact same situation happened before only Zev was the one who did not wish to que his main, yet John only got mildly angry and certainly did nothing on the scale of what he was about to do to me.

That night ends everything seems to be at a standstill, until the next day. I find out that he has posted all of my info and much more publicly on the AJ forums which many people have seen, this post has since been deleted. Im incredibly angry at this point but I decide I dont want to stoop to his level. Instead turn to some friends who agree what he did was terrible and such.

Anyways all the while I get whispers from John in game messaging me asking me when Im going to que with jetnoob who he specifically mentions by name each time he asks. I don't respond or if I do I tell him to never talk to me or to fuck off, or hurl some insults at him, like anyone else would.

So that night I que beastcleave with my team of Jetnoobx, Rindolo, and I. We win a game or two and are 1 win away from 2700 when we que into dota's LSD 2 which is being streamed with over a thousand viewers. The game is going well, we get trinket and defensives without ascendencing, next thing we know our priest, Jetnoobx has disconnected from skype and the game. We suspect it was a ddos attack but I dont pursue it because there is no way to knowing for sure. So we just decide to que the next day.

The next day, yesterday, I was getting seeveral messages form John asking me when I was going to que again and a friend who was talking to John tells me John addmitted to ddosing jetnoob the other night. At this point I'm certain John is trying to ddos our team, so we que specifically avoiding streamers as to not be seen on any streams by him when quing.

Below is a screenshot (screenshotted off of a past broadcast of my stream, hence the poor quality) of John basically trying to ddos us again on Monday.

The past broadcast:  (2:16:35)

The first game we get last night is versus a WMD which was not streaming, jetnoob instantly gets hit off. I highly suspect John to have done it. We test this theory by entering some wargames where all of us are in the same arena, the result is that Jetnoob once again gets hit offline in one of those games. At this point I'm fucking pissed, I don't ever ddos or have anyone ddos for me but I am extremely aggravated that this fucker is going to these lengths to mess with me. Unfortunately, our priest jetnoob cannot change his IP due to his ISP and while he has a proxxy, John had obtained his IP before he had one. So I figure if the only solution to us quing is to make sure John is offline while we que so be it. this fucker messed with me enough so I deserve some justice,To make it clear, I have never ddosed anyone in the past ever, and still have not, but if this is what it took to get the guy to stop I would have him ddosed by someone.

I contact chimpoe and anapolis for assistance with this, and yes I was willing to purchase John's IP to solve the problem if that is what it took. Chimpoe and anapolis then basically proceeded to set me up and added me to a call with John, Azaeliabanks, and Zev, which was apparently being streamed (of which I did not know). When finally confronted with John I said some brash and maybe foolish things after all hes put me through and that is why you see me painted as the villain.

You can specifically ask all my friends and all the people associated with this if what I am telling is genuine or not, or you may have even seen the doc yourself posted on AJ. Various vods from Dota's stream and Tony's stream also showcase Jetnnoob being hit offline when I mentioned, and I believe I have it on stream as well which I will edit it once I find.

EDIT: Proof of one of the DDoSes by John, naturally I would never stream our 3s again for fear of this happening so this is the only example I have, but past broadcasts of Tony's stream and Dota's also show it.

If after all of that you are still thinking me to be a big ddoser scumbag whatever go ahead, but what I say is only the truth and all of this was brought upon by a very very troubled and fucked up individual, John.

I want to hear more about John


#4590118 Opinions on Legion

Posted Fedx on 08 July 2016 - 09:10 AM

They should just cancel legion and release s15 again with some tweaks here and there like removing symbiosis and maybe buffing rets/dks since they wern't the best. Most fun and balanced season I ever played  and I know a lot of people that agree


#4590091 End of WoD [LEGION PRE-PATCH] Tournament - $1000 Prize

Posted Voksen on 08 July 2016 - 06:35 AM

What happens after WoD?  Do you become an announcer?  Does Blizz hire you for your community enthusiasm?


#4586673 Players' issues

Posted Bigmoran on 06 June 2016 - 03:54 PM

Oh damn. This guy hasn't posted in a while. We've missed you OP.


#4564365 Glinks the Legend

Posted Sayann on 10 February 2016 - 03:18 AM

View PostGlink, on 09 February 2016 - 06:29 PM, said:

Dumb thread and faggot op

View PostGlink, on 09 February 2016 - 06:29 PM, said:

Dumb thread and faggot op

Accidentally posted this 3x

View PostGlink, on 09 February 2016 - 06:29 PM, said:

Dumb thread and faggot op

game must be really hard now...
manages to get gladiator but cannot use a forum correctly.


#4546251 Why is it so damn hard to get good teammates nowadays?

Posted jaimex on 28 November 2015 - 08:30 PM

cus the game is dead


#4545165 Loads of DQs hitting?

Posted Bluckstack on 26 November 2015 - 10:14 PM

Xonika just said that he got perma banned, my sources are telling me that this might be the best day on Eugene's live, Eugene is going to party with his gf that met in World of Warcraft after telling her how he was the best boost reporter in the history of the game.

Live photo from the party:

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#4540155 Lazylarry & Helio step their game up

Posted Capstone on 17 November 2015 - 02:11 AM

View PostLilboymarty, on 16 November 2015 - 09:31 PM, said:

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These guys are ridiculous. Arenamate is bugged though so Vell's games don't actually line up with those. You can see the wintrade from Arash, Lazylarry and Helio though.
oh rhythmic is at it again too

how many times u gotta wintrade a title in world of warcraft


#4533333 Blizzard will No Longer report sub number

Posted Rawrbertlol on 03 November 2015 - 08:11 PM

View PostReliuna, on 03 November 2015 - 07:28 PM, said:

addicts
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#4533318 Blizzard will No Longer report sub number

Posted Reliuna on 03 November 2015 - 07:28 PM

View Postmerifyo, on 03 November 2015 - 05:49 PM, said:

Now a lot of people do like I do. Login for garrison stuffs and logout. That's why they still have over 5 mln subs.

addicts


#4533219 Blizzard will No Longer report sub number

Posted Fedx on 03 November 2015 - 03:19 PM

They dont wanna show everyone how fucking shit wow is, its understandable


#4522323 TloT/Blizzcon/Blizzard/WoW Esport

Posted Bluckstack on 16 October 2015 - 09:45 PM

View PostNicholaes92, on 16 October 2015 - 09:13 PM, said:

I don't know about other countries but here in the USA it takes 3-6 weeks to get your passport if you do not have one.  And in some cases you need to also apply for a visa, that takes time to accept.  And blizzcon is 20 days away so some simple math can show you that the logical solution here is to just take the other team and not have a team at blizzcon have a free buy due to winner by default.

omg its fucking unreal how much bullshit you talk no one here is talking about the fucking passport im pretty sure everyone whos going to blizzcon has his passport ready and towards US you dont need a visa to stay there for 2 weeks being from the europe union, theres something called ESTA:  https://esta.cbp.dhs...s.gov/esta/ that takes maximun 24 HOURS, so stop talking random bullshit 24/7 and get your ass off of your pc so you can at least learn how your country works

On top of that, on blizzcon 2013 thugonomics couldnt attend by the time the rest of us were asked to be there because of exams (thats what novoz told us) and blizzard allowed him to get some days off, so it doesnt make any sense the decision they re taking now, and it makes less sense that they dont allow you to replace people from your team to be able to go, everything is disgusting, im sorry for you guys.

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3/8 teams getting fucked by blizzard decisions, if you even think thats anything close to normal on a supposed to be e-sports competitive scene you should move to a different forum so at least those who empathize we can avoid reading certain type of bullshit


#4522278 TloT/Blizzcon/Blizzard/WoW Esport

Posted xndr on 16 October 2015 - 08:27 PM

well done to cavy's parents for understanding that ebola isn't a good enough comp to win blizzcon and forcing their son to get an education

good on them


#4518009 Ban advertisements of boosting sites?

Posted jaimex on 10 October 2015 - 09:48 PM

nope boost all day the only people who dont agree with boosting are the ones who are too shit to get a title themselves deal with it




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