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#4592644 End of WoD [LEGION PRE-PATCH] Tournament - $1000 Prize

Posted Knaittiz on 22 July 2016 - 08:35 AM

View PostNicholaes92, on 22 July 2016 - 03:09 AM, said:

Prove you have the $1000 first
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#4592386 Tryhards of Season 18

Posted Bigmoran on 21 July 2016 - 03:32 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a while. Today concludes the end of the ACTUAL cataclysm of an expansion. In the words of Garrosh Hellscream, times change. In honor of the new expansion (and in a cheap attempt to out rep Lolflay), here are the tryhards of the last season in Wardads of Draenor.

Death Knight

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In an act of Iraq triggered PTSD, this 50 year old DK relentlessly aimed his snipe at a young college girl. This wasn’t the first time Nutsz browsed arenamate for potential targets. He was accustomed to monitoring the ladders on his 18-inch CRT, always ready to use his trackball mouse to click “Join Battle”, all while Fortunate Son was blasting in the background.



Druid

Though it is rumored he has a part time job as Ellen Degeneres stunt double, Minpojke has found his way on this years list. After a devastating DQ from last year’s regionals, Pojke was determined to reign the European ladder for another season. Teaming up with (insert random EU mage here) and a 14 year old Danish boy from Xbox live, Pojke asserted himself as the premier druid among all europine countries.  

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Hunter

Though he has come a long way from his back to back R1-Duelist days (I shit you not this guy got R1 duelist two seasons in a row), this hunter still remains the cuckold of a bald headed baby gnome. Dillypoo spent countless hours playing the same comp every day of his WoD life. Somewhere in the depths of LFG he located a Priest and Feral Druid who had been afflicted by the Duelist curse. Perhaps sympathizing with their struggle, Dillypoo and his team managed to get slapped around like that milf did in that video I my friend watched last night, losing several points to arcane RMPala. Dillypoo endured and managed to once again have one of the highest games played of any player in the world.  

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Mage

The queen termite lays 30,000 eggs/day. With a lifespan of 15 years, that translates to 164,250,000 eggs laid in her lifetime. In the natural world, this is an incredible feat, but it is nothing compared to how many arcane mage eggs Babymichael is capable of laying in a single arena season. From the cherry-scented depths of Vape Nation, the Michaelus Guasparitoros is capable of producing 100 Gladiator tier arcane mages in the time it takes him to rip the fattest vape.

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Monk

I know this is cheap but Trilltko looks like this so I’m gonna assume he’s one of the biggest tryhards:







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If I actually put effort into digging for the tryhard monk this season it would likely be Sethcurry, simply because he was a zero to zero reject who gained an inflated ego due to WW buffs. Nontheless the guy just gives me the heebie jeebies.

But if I really wanted to be honest for a second, Mongery would probably take the cake as tryhard Monk. Getting banned more frequently than he has spelling tests, this child attempted to script his way to the top of the ladder multiple times, only to be stopped by that meddling Brian Holinka and his damned Lore dog.

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Paladin

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but seven Wongs make the right dent in the arena ladder to be worthy of our attention. Vincentwong, also known as Jackson Lee, but sometimes known as Fatherwong is the Rynd of this expansion. Dawning multiple paladins, Wong was able to go Godzilla on the arena ladders.







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Though he resembles a Japanese nuclear monstrosity, he was capable of doing damage only a specific type of reptilian is capable of (see: Lizards). It is rumored (though unconfirmed) that Vincentwong dialed up his boy Reedz using the Razer Naga Reedz edition to prune the connection of his regional qualifying opponents.

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Honorable mention to Killak aka Thelf aka Squirtlelol aka Greenteax aka KobeBryant for laying low after his S15 5v5 wintrades to gain his fifth new identity as a R1 Paladin. Seriously guys, only weird people change their identity like that.


Priest

Dealing with more K’s than the inbox of an angsty teenage girl, Amne managed to secure his position as our tryhard priest. I don’t know much about this guy, other than the fact that his 3k freakout can only be rivaled by S12 Burt. I’ve watched this guy on stream a few times and his frequent nerd-rages are indicative enough to land a spot on our list.

https://www.youtube....h?v=jwyG-G74wsY



Rogue

Even though he is a good friend of mine, this guy needs to tone it down a bit:

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Shaman

If you have ever done Brawlers guild, chances are you have defeated Blat, a simple goo-like organism that explodes into more goo puddles as the fight wears on. This boss encounter was loosely based on an event that occurred over several months in Sweden, as Minpojke’s fat cells were separated from his body to form the 100-celled organism known as Jaimex. This shaman is a prolific poster on this website, first gaining attention as a kickbotter back in MoP. Jaime managed to slowly creep his way on this list as his drive to reproduce was instinctually replaced with a motivation to take over the EU ladder.



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Warlock

Can money buy you happiness? Well Sam I am, it sure can! Ignoring that obscure reference that few will understand, it’s time to open our pocketbooks and place our bets on who our tryhard lock is? I almost put some Ozztistic kid, but that would be too boring! The winner of the S18 tryhard Warlock is Locturnal. Spending hundreds of dollars donating and subscribing to his favorite streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into this spot. Just like the 13 year old Swedish kids that donate to popular girl streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into an artificial friendship with some of our most famous WoW celebrities! Good for him (too bad he didn’t get R1 EleGiggle)! Hey, maybe next paycheck.







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Warrior

Failing to swoon Lxxi, Phixie, and Propel and gaining the award for the rejection Hat trick is Swull. This steroid filled rager queued multiple GCDTV’s and failed to qualify in each regional tournament. Maybe he’s a good guy, though—I hear they finish last. And that Swull did, as he finished last in every way possible.







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Flex on fools!




#4592185 It's that time of the season again... part 2

Posted Voksen on 19 July 2016 - 07:11 PM

This site feels more and more EU with every season/xpack/year that goes by.  Draw your own conclusions.


#4592035 It's that time of the season again... part 2

Posted Knaittiz on 19 July 2016 - 09:54 AM

View PostFizion, on 19 July 2016 - 09:46 AM, said:

I guess snitches don't get stitches in Finland? :)
i'm already practising how to escape from vitalinea




#4592029 It's that time of the season again... part 2

Posted Knaittiz on 19 July 2016 - 09:14 AM

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sry for the snitch friends but you just pushed past me 8am and that ain't gonna work

(holinka-san would have caught you anyway so I just wanted some aj rep)


#4591516 <Abolished> Saying my goodbyes.

Posted Dakkrothy on 16 July 2016 - 10:21 PM

Got this thread linked to me and I've gotta say Im genuinely honored to be mentioned first out of your personal shoutouts.

Pleasure.


#4591510 <Abolished> Saying my goodbyes.

Posted Zaephyr on 16 July 2016 - 10:11 PM

fucking hell man nobody cares


#4591390 Here have some nostalgia

Posted Lolflay on 16 July 2016 - 07:58 AM

https://www.youtube....h?v=bR5n4wGfjl0


#4590832 It's that time of the season again...

Posted Dizzeeyo on 12 July 2016 - 02:18 PM

View PostKnaittiz, on 12 July 2016 - 09:12 AM, said:

Fun fact: Aristippes is a co-star in my video
and now I see why that paladin retard is looking forward to Legion pruning rofl


#4590802 It's that time of the season again...

Posted Knaittiz on 12 July 2016 - 09:12 AM

Fun fact: Aristippes is a co-star in my video


#4590799 It's that time of the season again...

Posted Knaittiz on 12 July 2016 - 09:10 AM

...when detective Knaittiz with mild autism starts looking at suspicious players. Today we take a look at our friendly shaman Aristippes.

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https://twitter.com/...792015285477376

RT&LIEK


#4590721 So Pokemon go is a thing

Posted Freshqtz on 11 July 2016 - 11:08 PM

https://youtu.be/TJG4aEtKeUw


#4590718 So Pokemon go is a thing

Posted Nicholaes92 on 11 July 2016 - 11:04 PM

It's pretty neat, I have a gym right next to my house I claimed and if any kid tries to that my gym away from me I can beat the fuck our of them.  10/10

Once they release locations of other trainers this is going to be the best molestool ever

Happy hunting


#4590064 End of WoD [LEGION PRE-PATCH] Tournament - $1000 Prize

Posted Glink on 08 July 2016 - 12:23 AM

TEAMS/PLAYERS MUST HAVE CHARACTERS ON NA SERVERS FOR THIS TOURNAMENT.

UPDATE #2: New date and time planned for the 2nd weekend of the pre-patch. Friday the 29th and Saturday the 30th.

UPDATE: THIS TOURNAMENT WILL NOW BE A LEGION PRE-PATCH TOURNEY, SAME DATE AND TIME THOUGH

If you are a serious and experienced tournament organizer or commentator and are interested in helping out, contact me on twitter (@glinklegend) and I could get you involved in this.


Format:

This tournament will be open registration meaning any team of any rating is free to enter, however only the top 16 average rated teams will make the cut (ratings will be based on the end of WoD ladder). It will be livestreamed and played over the course of 2 days, Friday and Saturday, and possibly Sunday if need be.
-16 teams
-4 players allowed per team
-No double healer comps allowed
-Double elimination
-Best of 3 series until semi-finals, best of 5 semi finals, best of 7 final
-First place gets $1000 in winnings
-Each game will be spectated and streamed

Rules:

-Each player on the team also needs to have good standings with Blizzard and the ToS in order to enter.
-Each player must be wearing full pvp gear in order to be eligible
-Only 4 players are allowed per team
-1 Player is not allowed on multiple teams, or they will be disqualified
-Cheating of any form will be disqualified (scripting, hacking, DDoS)
-Any DCs before the starting gates are open will reset the match, if it happens after the gates open the match will be played

Date and time:

July 29th (Friday) at 5 PM PST & July 30th (Saturday) at 5 PM PST (also possibly extended to Sunday if needed)

This tournament will be held on the last weekend of WoD, meaning the weekend before the Legion pre-patch. Password to the battlefy is okgotit. This date has not yet been confirmed, but for now I've set it to the 21st and 22nd as a tentative date.

Where:
Currently planned to be livestreamed at Twitch.tv/Glinksz


Registration:
To sign up, post in this thread and on the battlefy page here to officially sign up:

https://battlefy.com...210c265747/info

Registration format:

Quote

Team Name (no profanity):

Players (with armory links to each character that will be played):

Avg CR (average the current ratings of each player on the team's highest rated character):

Team captain's battletag:


Registration ends Wednesday July 27st at 5:00 PST


#4589482 55 Things I Hate About WoD Arena

Posted Glink on 03 July 2016 - 02:42 PM

I'm back. This time I talk about 55 things that suck about WoD arena. in 2 minutes. It took ALOT of editing, but its finally done. Let me know what you think!

https://www.youtube....h?v=0WKv1-wfJ6k




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