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#3167298 Awesome/bizarre/dangerous/etc. animals/bugs

Posted Buglamp on 05 April 2011 - 01:28 PM

Yes I have too much time on my hands etc. etc.

Coconut crab
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http://en.wikipedia....ki/Coconut_crab
  • Largest land-living arthropod
  • It is also known as the robber crab or palm thief, because some coconut crabs are rumored to steal shiny items such as pots and silverware from houses and tents
  • Climbs palm trees, eats coconuts and stuff

Philippine Eagle

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http://en.wikipedia....hilippine_Eagle
  • Among the rarest, largest, and most powerful birds in the world
  • Eats monkeys

Aye-aye

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-aye
  • World's largest nocturnal primate
  • Often viewed as a harbinger of evil and killed on sight
  • ^Probably because it looks super creepy

Fennec Fox

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http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Fennec_Fox
  • Smallest species of canid in the world
  • One of the most adorable young/baby animals in the world

Alligator snapping turtle
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http://en.wikipedia....snapping_turtle
  • The largest freshwater turtle in North America, and one of the largest freshwater turtles in the world
  • Average weight 175lbs, highest recorded 249

Nephila komaci

http://en.wikipedia..../Nephila_komaci
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Largest web-spinning spider known
Spiders of their genus spin large yellow/golden colored webs
Apparently eats birds


Black Mamba

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http://en.wikipedia....iki/Black_mamba
  • Fastest snake in the world
  • One of the longest venomous snakes
  • It's venom will kill you almost 100% of the time if not treated within 20minutes-3 hours
---Longest is King Cobra
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http://en.wikipedia....wiki/King_cobra
---which is a pretty crazy snake too.


Saint Helena earwig

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http://en.wikipedia....t_Helena_earwig
  • World's largest earwig
  • The fuck...
  • Ew...

Tibetan Mastiff

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http://en.wikipedia....Tibetan_Mastiff
  • While most common dog breeds genetically diverged from the wolf approximately 42,000 years ago, the Tibetan Mastiff genetically diverged from the wolf approximately 58,000 years ago
  • One of the most expensive and rare breeds of dog(people have spent 2+ million $ on some)
  • As a flock guardian dog in Tibet and in the West, it is tenacious in its ability to confront predators the size of wolves and leopards
  • Newspaper reports have suggested that a pair of these Mastiffs have killed tigers while guarding sheep in the highlands of Nepal

Honey Badger

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http://en.wikipedia....ki/Honey_Badger
  • Honey badgers are intelligent animals and are one of few species capable of using tools
  • Notoriously fearless and tough animals
  • Their skin is almost impervious to arrows and spears, and tough enough to resist several machete blows
  • The aversion of most predators toward hunting honey badgers has led to the theory that the countershaded coats of cheetah kittens evolved in imitation of the honey badger's colouration in order to ward off predators

Binturong

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binturong
  • Can make chuckling sounds when it seems to be happy and utter a high-pitched wail if annoyed
  • Uses scents to communicate with other Binturong, and is know for smelling like buttered popcorn to humans
  • The female binturong is one of only a few mammals that can experience delayed implantation, which allows the female to time the birth of her young with good environmental conditions

Japanese spider crab

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http://en.wikipedia....ese_spider_crab
  • Largest leg span of any arthropod, reaching up to 3.8 metres (12 ft 6 in) and weighing up to 41 pounds (19 kg)
  • May live for up to 100 years



#3615322 A Plea to the Twitch Streamers

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View Postrizzy, on 03 January 2012 - 04:59 PM, said:

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Posted Image

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Posted Thedream on 23 December 2011 - 06:00 PM

View Postayraqt, on 23 December 2011 - 05:57 PM, said:

Thanks for the views
~400 views



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