And my ex always asked me, "would you like it if I wore one of your jerseys/liverpool kits?"
What the fuck is with it and girls and wanting to wear sports shirts yeah guys love sports and I watch plenty of liverpool but when you're bent over my bed the thing I dont want to see is a man's fucking name on your back that I see every week jesus fuck like how is she imagining it would go "oh god Im so hard oh fuck yeah Gerrard fucking take it Steve Gerrard Gerrard you're big and you're fucking hard, you make me shoot fourty yards nhhhhhrrrrnnhrhrhggghhhhhhhh"
Everyone has a few stories that they'd tell in a sociable party environment, and they're usually pretty good. It can be about anything but your audience in these situations are usually younger high energy people who've had a few drinks -- so travel, drugs, other parties, embarrassing happenings, serious (but hilarious) injuries, lets hear them all.
Pretty much like a year and a half ago I was just at some pretty big house party in some girls apartment. Was a pretty standard party with a pretty standard selection of drunken characters, notably though there were these 2 gay guys (not together or anything, both came with separate people etc) -- one of them was like 300lbs and white, and one of them was this like Reliuna thin (thinner even) Black guy. I also think there was a midget there, but that's not what this is about.
Anyway because her apartment was like pretty far out from where most people lived (poor Uni students etc) pretty much everyone decided to just stay over. So around 4-5 everyone just lay down wherever. I didn't want to wake up at like 8am with someone elses vomit on me so I tried to get her room but there were already 2 guys in there so I was like w/e and pushed off some drunk guy who couldn't be bothered getting back up and got the couch.
In the morning by the time I woke up pretty much everyone had left aside from like 5 people. I threw every piece of bacon and every egg into a pan for me and the girl and then decided to stay back and help her clean up. So we're going room to room with a green back just dumping all the shit in (foreshadowing pun intended). We get to her room and the door is closed so we knock and then we open it and we get hit with one of the most disgusting things I've ever smelled.
The room pretty much smelt like someone had done a poo on a carpet, came on it, wee'd on it just a little bit, and then left it in a car during an Australian summer in the sun for 5 hours. Turns out the 2 people occupying the room was the really fat gay guy and the really thin black guy -- and judging by the poo smears all along her bed (and the wall, rofl) they had some pretty fucking violent gay sex.
On a closer inspection of the bed I found some of those seeds you get in rolls and shit (the black ones) that your body can't digest (rofl) and after lifting up the pillow... found some drops of blood. Lmao.
That's the long version -- and I like to think it's funnier when I'm talking about it really enthusiastically and using emotive body language to describe the room in detail. The only negative response I've ever got was on NYE 08 at Duckers' shindig when he introduced me to this guy who I thought was his fucked up friend he told me about earlier, who commented "that's pretty much the most fucked up thing I've ever heard". It wasn't his fucked up friend (although we did find him later and talk about intense porn for about 30 minutes).
Despite that post is about WoW, i find it fitting the off-topic perfectly. I havent beeng playing WoW for like half of year, and i wanna share my thoughts about it.
Why i've played
I've found it effortless to just log in and play, i used to play for 10 hours a day sometimes, then dropped to 4,2,1 as i left the game completely. I've asked myself why did i spend so much time in game. First of all it was friends i've met, but if you think about it, you don't need game to talk to them, and if you do, they are not worth it. Second thing was feeling of self-development, getting good at something with quite easy to access rewards and prooves of acomplishment (in WoW glad that is), and sort of idea of improving in game as improvent in real life (like iq,reaction).
Why i was wrong
I didn't realise that WoW achievments (not in game ,,achievments'' but you can refer to that as well if you'd like) are purely simply dull. They give you literally nothing (ye you can go to blizzcon and win some cash but time cost is too high imo). If i'd want to improve at any aspect of life by playing this game, there is alternative for every of it. I didn't realise how slowly i've tear appart my real passions in life (music, sport). I won't say there are not good things about WoW, because they are - but the time it takes, just isn't worth it.
It's been like half year since i've quit, and i'm happy. I'm working towards better me, trying twice as much to regain the time i've lost. The only WoW contact for me is off-topic forum here, since i find some interesting stuff here from time to time. World of Warcraft is a time killer, life ruiner. This isn't what's gaming is made for, it's made to bring you fun from time to time, like watching TV or having a beer in pub. Maybe even more frequently, but not as much as this MMO mechanics force you to do. It's just not worth it, completely. There are so much better things in life, but for some reason people are stuck there, when you could be something better. As i am working towards better me.
I've written this because i felt like having this experience could help someone realise, how big mistake is getting into WoW.