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#4180708 Dick size thread

Posted Matisse on 28 July 2014 - 01:33 AM

View Poststcolbert, on 27 July 2014 - 10:00 PM, said:

I'm just under 8 inches and I've hurt a few girls bottoming out.  My current girlfriend is actually the smallest chick I've been with and she takes it all like a champ. Although I do still make her bleed when I get rough.

"I'm just under 8" instead of "over 7", inferiority complex confirmed


#4172818 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 19 July 2014 - 07:27 AM

But at the end of the day Maradona's Castrol Index was .34 higher than Messi's so discussion over I guess


#4172815 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 19 July 2014 - 07:24 AM

Do you guys think it's possible for a single player to carry their team to a World Cup? In 2014 (and on) that is.

I wasn't alive to see 1986, but from the several games (and many highlights) I've seen, the game has changed so incredibly much. I don't doubt Maradona's ability and I'm not calling his performance into question, but just looking at the first goal (and to some extent the second), https://www.youtube....h?v=F_8xXTLC1g0, how many defensive mistakes were made? It's just Bulgaria, but even still, I don't think any of the teams at this past World Cup would have made those mistakes.

Teams nowadays are so well drilled at defensive shape and strategy, there just looks to be so much space between the defenders and midfield. Again, I'm not saying Maradona's performance was anything other than spectacular -- and great players punish mistakes, which he certainly did.

Even looking at his most famous goal, https://www.youtube....h?v=1wVho3I0NtU, there's such lazy defending. (like this (@~20seconds)) That's in the World Cup Quarterfinals from a first choice, captain, center back. In terms of individual quality and team organization/tactics, perhaps it isn't possible for a player to individually dominate / carry his team to victory (at least for winning the whole entire thing).


#4169833 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 14 July 2014 - 08:09 PM

Yeah BUT did you know he's a piece of shit?

don't even try to counter

there's no way you can possibly counter that


#4164295 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 07 July 2014 - 08:41 PM

View PostNejim_Beshraavi, on 07 July 2014 - 07:57 PM, said:

lol looked like you needed saving as well against BELGIUM.

holy fuck that has no historical context whatsoever

are you really that dense


#4164178 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 07 July 2014 - 06:50 PM

View PostSlashgiggle, on 07 July 2014 - 03:54 PM, said:

I guess "vastly superior football nation" = one extra knockout round

lol they lost to Germany again, surprise surprise

look what happens when no USA to save them


#4160365 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 02 July 2014 - 12:39 AM

US top 10 world


#4160317 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 01 July 2014 - 11:42 PM

View PostNewuserv, on 01 July 2014 - 10:53 PM, said:

One stripe swaped and turned 90deg. German flag so unoriginal.

the Belgian one came first though


#4159102 thinking of going AT

Posted Matisse on 29 June 2014 - 08:09 PM

View PostAyrasaurus, on 29 June 2014 - 07:43 AM, said:

Can play Warrior, Hpala, DK

wow impressive


#4156670 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 27 June 2014 - 03:47 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahaha



View PostFlavours, on 26 June 2014 - 07:51 PM, said:


thanks for posting I'm sure a lot of people missed my link, I appreciate you double checking


#4125935 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 22 May 2014 - 10:56 PM

View PostSlashgiggle, on 20 May 2014 - 04:02 AM, said:

Luiz to Barca

that would be hilarious

not for Tom though


#4124150 Youtube buys Twitch for $1 b

Posted Matisse on 19 May 2014 - 07:02 PM

Pharaun's going to take over the world


one step closer


#4111532 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 30 April 2014 - 09:55 PM

View PostBreadstick, on 30 April 2014 - 09:27 PM, said:

manchester isn't part of london and yes it is the first time

it's a joke



I got you Mark don't worry


#4111359 VOTEBAN #2014

Posted Matisse on 30 April 2014 - 05:01 PM

View PostKawklee, on 30 April 2014 - 04:52 PM, said:

nominating matissee because he got uppity with me

Let's not lose sight of the real goal here

View PostMatisse, on 27 April 2014 - 09:26 PM, said:

Nejim_Beshraavi

aka

Abulafia.



#4111022 The "Hottest Girl" Thread

Posted Matisse on 30 April 2014 - 02:38 AM

View PostBloodriot, on 29 April 2014 - 06:07 PM, said:

sophia lauren mega babe

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