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#4147019 Women you would settle down with. 10/10 perfection thread

Posted Zaephyr on 18 June 2014 - 02:41 PM

Ayra m8, Kawklee has absolutely no problems pulling, he's actually devilishly handsome


#4150415 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Ayrasaurus on 21 June 2014 - 08:06 AM

tfw it's inevitable that the USA will slay Portugal and are going to finally free the world cup.

Brace yourselves lads.


#4150577 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Slashgiggle on 21 June 2014 - 03:35 PM

Cups comin home boys


#4144868 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Zaephyr on 16 June 2014 - 11:28 PM

U S A

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U S A


#4142816 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Breadstick on 14 June 2014 - 06:28 PM

i lived in europe for 3 years, can you stop being such a massive sperg? like honestly what is wrong with you


#4141718 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Breadstick on 13 June 2014 - 08:53 PM

pre torres: 2-1
post torres: 5-1

i think we all know what happened here


#4141538 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Breadstick on 13 June 2014 - 04:10 PM

he doesn't like diving so he automatically knows nothing about football?

what a stupid statement


#4140881 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Breadstick on 12 June 2014 - 05:01 PM

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#4133228 ~*~*[420]_____SKYPE THREAD_____[420]*~*~

Posted Breadstick on 02 June 2014 - 06:40 AM

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fuck


#4133138 ~*~*[420]_____SKYPE THREAD_____[420]*~*~

Posted Breadstick on 02 June 2014 - 03:23 AM

this is the thread where i used to post whatever shit i felt like aka my blog


#4126400 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Kawklee on 23 May 2014 - 05:58 PM

Donavan got cut when Klinsmann saw his ancestry.com result showed no german blood


#4117424 what a day

Posted Lappa on 10 May 2014 - 05:39 PM

True as fuck. I swear on everything.

I was chilling in a lab and this girl maybe 29 asks if I can allow her to use space in my lab. It's not my lab, but everyone thinks that it is. I was yeah, just don't move anything or touch anything, ok? I've already broken enough equipment already.

So we've been working together for good 2 weeks. She's hela fine, married I think. She's like one of those white indian chicks. Maybe mexican, or puertorican. Light purple/pink pussy I can tell. Probably rich. Those fuckers usually have a lot of money.

Anyway, she can't come up with a formula, I can't remember what it was, as I failed organic or neoorganic chem, one of them I failed and the other did well. Anyway, I look into it, looks simple as fuck, I made up compounds and what do you know it worked. The process went on, I was amazed as fuck, seriously.

She's happy, as it's like her project or something. I'm not sure, I think she's  an intern or a graduate, fuck sometimes I can't tell the difference. They always ask me questions, simple too, retards open a fucking book, srsly.

Anyway, she hugs and kisses me, I get a boner, on top of my previous boner. She looks at me as she wants to like suck on it. Maybe, I don't know.

We've been texting for like a week now. I've been joking of fucking, every chance I get. She's into it, I think. She says her husband is fag (she hasn't said that yet, but I'm sure she will).

Anyway, I want to fuck her badly, and if I time properly I can jack off prior insertion and fuck her eternally. Damn I've masturbated probably 7 times already. Anyway, maybe we'll meet on Sunday. I'll set up cameras so maybe I can post pics. Blackmail a little xD


#4117802 The boy and friend problem.

Posted Duckers on 11 May 2014 - 10:15 AM

Why don't you just bang someone else who isn't involved with your friend or has a boyfriend? ie. pretty much anyone else. Why would anyone even want to jump into that pool of drama?


#4116281 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Breadstick on 09 May 2014 - 03:50 AM

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#4116278 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Slashgiggle on 09 May 2014 - 03:48 AM

Winning goal from T-How on a corner kick, clears the opposing goalkeeper with his entire body for a superman style header. The Brazilians knew we would win the whole time and paint the sky red white and blue with fireworks, culminating with an entire family of fully grown bald eagles being released into the stadium. The Eagles having been fed food laced with red white and blue food dye start taking American flag shits on the Russian players while their wives are presented to the US players as trophies and fighter jets soar overhead shooting confetti missles laced with freedom into the cities of Brazil




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