Obviously quite annoying, maybe optimisque got tired of being just another annoying girl and wanted to ply her trade by 'posing' as a man? Optimisque harbors countless retarded tendencies, such as not being able to understand our nation's (yeah whatever, eu's) legal system. Shows generous amounts of over confidence. All in all, should could be channeling her own personality into an exaggerated male form. Maybe she's even trying to make a point. My point is, I don't fucking trust her.
I dont know if this thing is a boy or a girl. Having a sig with two animal things kissing or some shit really doesn't help the case, either. Likes rating men on their looks. Such an enigma, and a retarded one, as well, deserves a thorough analysis as possibly being the true culprit behind Abrahm. Such inability to tell actual attractiveness by rating Lunor anything lower than a "Fuck Yeah" mirrors Abrahm's blind dedication to helping us poor forum nerds mack on bitches. This might be shown in the constant need to link pictures of mediocre-at-best 'ex girlfriends'. Maybe he's subconsciously--I wouldn't bet that he has a single purposeful conscious thought--is satirizing his own behavior. My doubt in his legitimacy is no satire, however.
As we all know, Duncs is gay. Abrahm is pretty gay. The gays are responsible for two very pretty cities getting destroyed-- Sodom and Gamorra. Biblically speaking, Duncs is not to be trusted.
“But Yibby, Duckers is a respected member of our forum community,” you piss and moan. “He's a moderator, he'd never play a prank on us.” Shut up, dipshit, he would, has, and is. Duckers is responsible for this entire holocaust of idiocy. First off, Duckers likes playing pranks. Back in RR the #1 thread ever was one where he and Slappy assumed the identities of some photos of some downies. We couldn't help but laugh seeing Slappy as this skinny kid with aviators, and duckers as a fat douche SmashMouth look-alike. We had no idea they were tricking us. Duckers has incredible photoshop skills. He could have changed those IP numbers to match, all to further pull the wool over our eyes. Why hasnt this cunt been banned? Duckers. Who knows more than anyone about picking up 15 year old girls? Duckers. Duckers is a meglomaniac on a power trip trying to force you kids into replying so vehemently to his assumed identity that he can ban you on the spot—or blackmail you with it for later monetary reimbursement. “What the fusk is a kg” you ask? Don't fusking trust Duckers, thats what.
One cannot have the evil of Duckers without Slappyvag. Some have said that too long as the partner to this have Laos half monster moderator have driven him insane. Making movies that hardly make sense even if you're on a gallon of PCP with blaring lights and shit I have no idea what the fuck is going on, Slappyvag has clearly lost it. Driven by his hate for OT, Duckers, and Capitalism, Slappy is waging a dangerous war behind the scenes to wrestle control of OT away from Duckers. Slappy has set Duckers up at every turn. Slappy knows that I know that he knows that I know how he knowingly stole someone else's knowledge for his own sake of being well-known. Yes slappy, that video. Slappy also knows that I know how he and Duckers have always worked together, so he created a character out of malice and jealousy for Duckers' slew of underage relationships to mock and debase his former best friend. The bit with the IP addresses matching, and the internet being hacked, that was all true. What most didn't realize is that Duckers and Slappy are close RL friends, and that Slappy had been using Duckers' internet to frame him. When Duckers checked the IP and noticed it, it was too late. None of the mods will belive him now, and my sources indicate that Duckers is on the verge of losing his moderator status. When it comes to trusting slappy, I've never been 'on the verge.' Its always been all-out distrust.
With deep hate for the normal looking people in OT not cursed to be born scrawny, eu, and with pink hair, Reliuna has struck out against the unprepared populace. He's created a second personality: cocky, interesting, good looking, has girlfriends; basically everything Reliuna is not. One thing I'm not is 'trusting'. Trusting Reliuna, that is.
Infuriated by Mordecai's snub in his rating thread, Lunor has gone on a bloodsprawl. Racking up trolls like a abicus, he's counting in the nerds like counting his double-digit reps of triple-digit weight. Lunor has in depth knowledge required to make a character such as Abrahm. He also contains the inner trappings to construct the downy obnoxious 'ex girlfriend' who always said 'TWAT'. Some liked the ex girlfriend character the most, and I agree. It was Lunor at his most comfortable. Irrational, crying, obnoxious, and oblivious. Lunors deceit is as deep as his lateral dips. Don't trust him.
Classic case of 'who smelt it, dealt it.' Coincidentally finds, locates, and divinates the location of Abrahm's ex girlfriend. You say all those words mean the same thing. You ought to say, “divinate” isn't a goddamn word. Once again, you idiots have been fooled by smooth talk and a well-wishing manner. Hurrka 'contacted' the ex gf so he could control the conversation, and supply the necessary 'evidence' to throw us off the trail. This has been trailer made deceit, I dont trust him.
Lastly, it was Syke who made the troll thread to begin with. He made another thread about death. Two threads about the most cliche forum nerd bullshit? 'Death and girls'? How about 'Full of Shit'. Syke as a professional forum social reject was appalled by the lack of responses to his thread. He was tired of Slappy saying things from personal experience when really he just wanted to complain about his own problems. In a fit of rage and desire for more social interaction, Syke made a fake account. He then created the character that would so thoroughly annoy Slappyvag that he hoped to never have to hear someone else's well-meaning advice ever again. The plot spun out of control. He couldnt keep up with the trolling. The character he made was so mentally deficient he eventally became psychotic by the tax and stress on his feeble mind. It shattered, and created the ex girlfriend character who merely screamed TWAT and was such a poorly drawn character that she suckered herself into a beatiful denouement. But his addiction had gotten the best of him. He is still now encapsulated by this new character, thriving off of this before unfathomable social interaction and limitless trolling. I limitlessly distrust him.
edit: I had more options earlier, but my browser crapped out. I'll add them back up tomorrow after I've had some rest to think about the true monster responsible for this.
we have new developments in the world of todd jones
[4:10:39 AM] the toddfather: https://www.youtube....h?v=GXxbC0B_74s
[4:11:12 AM] TOM FOOLERY: (drunk)
[4:11:16 AM] the toddfather: u jammin to this dude
[4:11:21 AM] TOM FOOLERY: hell yeah
[4:11:25 AM] the toddfather: play this on guitar and i'll sing it
[4:11:29 AM] the toddfather: i will stretch the good ol
[4:11:31 AM] the toddfather: vocal chords
[4:11:32 AM] TOM FOOLERY: will you really
[4:11:36 AM] the toddfather: LMFAO
[4:11:40 AM] the toddfather: if there is ever a time
[4:11:42 AM] the toddfather: where
[4:11:43 AM] TOM FOOLERY: is it happening
[4:11:43 AM] the toddfather: my family is not home
[4:11:46 AM] the toddfather: i will do this
[4:11:46 AM] TOM FOOLERY: LOL
[4:11:47 AM] the toddfather: i swear
[4:11:51 AM] TOM FOOLERY: i'm laughing
[4:11:52 AM] TOM FOOLERY: already
[4:12:00 AM] TOM FOOLERY: i'm gonna learn this and record it
[4:12:01 AM] TOM FOOLERY: and send it to you
[4:12:03 AM] the toddfather: word
[4:13:19 AM] TOM FOOLERY: SUPER EASY TUTORIAL FOR BEGINNERS.
ONLY 1 CHORD PROGRESSION THROUGH THE WHOLE SONG.
[4:13:23 AM] the toddfather: LMFAO
[4:13:24 AM] TOM FOOLERY: o boy it's really happening
[4:13:26 AM] the toddfather: hahahahahahahaha
[4:13:27 AM] the toddfather: GFUCK
[4:13:32 AM] TOM FOOLERY: LMFAO
[4:13:53 AM] the toddfather: you cant loop it
[4:13:54 AM] the toddfather: you have to play
[4:13:55 AM] the toddfather: all 4 fucking minutes
[4:13:58 AM] TOM FOOLERY: LOL
[4:13:59 AM] TOM FOOLERY: ALRIGHT DUDE
[4:14:03 AM] the toddfather: if i have to fucking sing this
[4:14:08 AM] the toddfather: you're going to have to play all fucking 4 minutes
[4:14:11 AM] TOM FOOLERY: hahahahaha
[4:14:15 AM] TOM FOOLERY: i'll fucking lose track
[4:14:17 AM] TOM FOOLERY: i'll just start day dreaming
[4:14:18 AM] TOM FOOLERY: ibet
[4:14:21 AM] the toddfather: LOL
[4:14:24 AM] the toddfather: I DONT CARE I HAVE TO FUCKING SING IT