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#4212238 2014 NA Regional Drama Wrap-Up

Posted Regent on 18 September 2014 - 11:54 PM

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Since there has been a lot of drama recently, I figured I would make a TL;DR thread for those of you that have successful real lives and can't sit on ArenaJunkies 24/7.

The North American Regional Qualifiers:
  • Hosted by ESL (the same company that organized the holocaust)
  • 2800 players qualify but only 50 Teams signed up
  • No seeding and random placement meant some popular teams eliminated each other right of the bat
  • Zero interaction with Blizzard, even after the ESL website wasn't working
  • People suspect Blizzard will be asking for some of the money they paid ESL back, since ESL apparently completely forgot that they were supposed to hold this tournament
Vanguards team gets knocked out because of a "no-show":
  • Timestamp does show that Vanguards team was almost 30 minutes late to their match
  • They claim they had no idea the time they were supposed to play
  • Poor organization and almost no help from ESL admin, many people think they didn't deserve the loss
  • Vanguards, being the least confrontational person in existence, made a nice forum post saying how he is slightly angry that he missed out on a chance for $40,000 USD
Jah's team gets knocked out and tries to get back in on a technicality, twice:
  • Claims his first loss was not actually the "real" game and only practice
  • Screenshots show his team agreeing it was the real game
  • Some people claim that after his second loss he tried to contact tournament admin and get it changed
  • Talbadar is "disappointed" in jah
  • Jah, unsurprisingly, calls everyone "retards" and hasn't been seen since
Wizk's team cheats and has other players, not on their roster, play:
  • By far the biggest drama generating event of the tournament
  • Wizk, Jakenotezz, and Random rogue decided to play RPS in tournament
  • Upon tournament brackets coming out, they realize they will have to fight comps that are strong against them
  • Wizk realizes that it would be too obvious to ddos his opponents, he determines he will have to come up with another way to cheat
  • Wizk replaces his rogue and rsham with an rdruid and mage who are not on his team roster and then wins multiple games (it is assumed that the mage was played by, "Piecez," and the druid by, "Rynd")
  • People (obviously) realize what is happening and he gets disqualified for cheating
  • Wizk then cries, makes a 40 minute video about why he didn't cheat, no one believes him
  • Jakenotezz, then makes a post on AJ admitting that they cheated, apologizing, and says he only did it to bang his 18 y/o e-girlfriend when he goes to New York
  • Wizk then claims he is too good for this community
  • Wizk locks in his spot next to Xandyn in the "top 5 scummiest wow players of all time"
  • Randomroguex is mad that no one knows who he is, doesn't understand the concept of why cheating is bad, and is apparently a part of some "elite cheaters club"
Multiple teams Disqualified after the tournament ends based on their geographical location:
  • Apparently it was easier to allow these people to play in the tournament and then disqualify them after they won
  • Raises multiple questions about the outcome of the tournament, since the teams who got DQ'ed knocked people out of the tournament
  • The dominant team of Jeff, Barry, and Twochainz is rumored to be one of the teams DQ'ed
Avangelyne proves he is really weird:
  • Made multiple weird posts about having a girlfriend
  • Multiple awkward tweets involving, but not limited to: old memes, obscure Norwegian cover bands, and History channel TV shows
  • All of this is okay though, because according to him, he "has a lot of friends"
Former 3rd place Blizzcon team, "PvP Live" replaces healer the night before qualifiers:
  • but apparently forget to tell him he is off the team
  • Famous monk, "Dannycarey" is replace by other famous monk, "Verdantstorm"
  • Novoz and Thugonomicz imply that Dannycarey is part of something (Illuminati?)
  • Dannycarrey still hasn't run out of mana
  • Surprisingly, Glinks didn't cheat or try to ddos anyone
  • Nice work, Glinks
World of Warcraft PvP Designer, "Holinka" no where to be found:
  • A week has gone by since his last sighting
  • Police have decided to end the search
  • His family stays hopeful
Arena Junkies:
  • Datacus tries really hard to get some free rep, fails miserably
  • For the first time in over a year, people are capped out on giving rep
  • If you point out any scummy things that friends of the moderators have done, you will be getting an infraction
  • Flavour is still making stupid posts
  • Dillypoo's insults have been getting noticeably better over time, possibly hitting puberty soon?
  • Bigmoran tries to dispel ddos rumors by threatening to ddos anyone who talks about it
  • Thugonomicz believes that Arenajunkies.com is actually "Horse cocks"
  • Bailamos dropped in to insult Jakenotezz for having an e-girlfriend, the irony is palpable
  • More wintrading in EU, no one is surprised
  • The "scummy dozen" continue to rep each-other in an attempt to make it seem like they have some community support
  • Ayra is still black, and still european

#4397356 Post your selfies

Posted Jim_Jim on 06 March 2015 - 11:22 PM

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#4054040 L M A O

Posted Z4muZ on 14 February 2014 - 11:44 PM

View PostNmplol, on 14 February 2014 - 11:25 PM, said:

no it sucks. just pays the bills.....

for now.

the game doesn't pay your bills

sodapoppin does

#4023400 Cataclysmic Gladiator Warac Return?

Posted Bigmoran on 03 January 2014 - 01:52 AM

nice i was looking for some easy points to farm

#4016509 Bigmoran 5 Chinese RMD

Posted Shawir on 20 December 2013 - 08:16 AM

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#4016506 Bigmoran 5 Chinese RMD

Posted Dayzlol on 20 December 2013 - 08:12 AM

Good job bigmoran ddos

#4015651 Minpojke the scammer

Posted flannelsoff on 19 December 2013 - 02:24 AM

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#3987502 Blizzcon 2013 Finals

Posted Bigmoran on 09 November 2013 - 10:50 PM

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#3971314 Regarding Batens Thread on Wintrading

Posted flannelsoff on 23 October 2013 - 02:56 AM


#3971227 Regarding Batens Thread on Wintrading

Posted Batenx on 23 October 2013 - 02:17 AM

Are you for real? Any team on EU will know we've queued legit and we're queuing on primetime. Literally any team can support that. Only team we lost to was a horde FMP when we played WMD.

As for Boetarz and Swapxy, they are playing LSD with Blukstack and they've queued every single game legit.

Get your facts straight before you start accusing people.

Edit: We have around ~40 games of our WMD on VoD and the rest have been played off stream. We faced a lot of streamers recently. Flubbah is one of 'em, so just check his VoDs if you want. I'm not actually gna defend myself further because you're actually stupid as shit for making a thread like this before even talking to EU players.

#3971215 Regarding Batens Thread on Wintrading

Posted Shawir on 23 October 2013 - 02:04 AM

u r big ddoser tho so u kinda not in the very best spot to call out ppl on anything

get a grip fgt

#3969394 hello

Posted stalebagel on 21 October 2013 - 04:30 AM

not if i turn your internet off first

#3967714 What makes or breaks a stream

Posted Claynz on 18 October 2013 - 09:27 PM

I made a Twitch guide, hope you like it.

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#3966967 What makes or breaks a stream

Posted Radejjj on 17 October 2013 - 08:29 PM

View PostNmplol, on 17 October 2013 - 07:49 PM, said:

Dick ride sodapoppin

fixed it

#3966889 What makes or breaks a stream

Posted flannelsoff on 17 October 2013 - 07:09 PM

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i think this one's a given