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#4307400 Life fuck ups

Posted stalebagel on 19 December 2014 - 02:59 PM

your girlfriend is genuinely fucking retarded if she thinks that some bullshit online persona translates into anything in real life. i'm sorry that your just now finding out that she is a dipshit but there is nothing any rational human being could say to convince her dumbass otherwise. i've seen retardation like this before and my best advice would be to end the relationship and find someone that does not regularly attend special education classes.

#4306539 Life fuck ups

Posted Kawklee on 19 December 2014 - 03:34 AM

and for the record I am in a fantastic committed relationship and sometimes you just need to recognize that people are human, and all the things you listed are basic human horomonic desires

"fuck & choke other girls & wanting them to sit on him & wanting to rough them up and do dirty things to them & asking for hookups & more naked pics & liking young pussy."

obviously if he's in a committed relationship he's balanced his desire for those things vs. his love for you, and guess what, you won.

If you love him and trust him, none of this should mean anything to you. And you shouldnt go snooping into people's time-away-from-couple activities, its not exactly asking for trouble... but its asking for misinterpretation. Let your girlfriend be her own woman, let your boyfriend be his own man. Trust yourself to make the right choice in a person, and trust them not to betray that belief.

#4321008 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted FTRouslan on 27 December 2014 - 10:21 PM

old but gold nigga

#4315101 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted pharrelle on 23 December 2014 - 09:26 PM


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#4313076 Life fuck ups

Posted Matisse on 23 December 2014 - 05:32 AM

thread ruined

#4306842 Life fuck ups

Posted HAZEDo on 19 December 2014 - 08:21 AM

the highlight reel
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in all seriousness this is not that bad

men talk like this with other men, this isn't just an 'online' thing, guys talk like this with mates in real life too, people blow of steam and laugh about outrageous things

View Poststcolbert, on 19 December 2014 - 02:45 AM, said:

I was trying to get across the point that those aren't things to joke about when you're in a committed relationship.

you sound really boring, you legit sound like a 50 year old woman

if you are seriously deleting his profile because he said things on a somewhat anonymous forum/letting it affect the relationship in real life, it's pretty laughable

i don't even know him but I know he is just an average guy

long time lurker, id miss his posts

#4306485 Life fuck ups

Posted Breadstick on 19 December 2014 - 02:49 AM

still can't tell if this is real tbh

#4306455 Life fuck ups

Posted FTRouslan on 19 December 2014 - 02:17 AM

View Poststcolbert, on 19 December 2014 - 02:14 AM, said:

But I'm sure all of your girlfriends would be just fine with that.


#4306302 Life fuck ups

Posted stcolbert on 18 December 2014 - 11:43 PM

So as I'm sure many of you are aware, my online persona for this site doesn't accurately reflect who I am in reality.  
I take the alpha male character and push it to its extremes. Usually in a display of disgusting chauvinistic behavior.  I would never, in a million years, act like this in reality.  I despise men who treat women like this, and would stand up for someone who was being treated this way in front of me.

But for some reason, due to the anonymous nature of online forums, my morals and convictions took to the sidelines.  I'm sure many of you have done the same, post things you don't really mean or believe.  I'm still uncertain why I felt the need to take on this role/persona.

Unfortunately I failed to recognize how inappropriate this behavior was and how negatively it could affect those that mean the most to me in my life.

My current girlfriend who I am deeply in love with and 100% faithful to, happen to stumble across some of my posts and was absolute appalled.  Some of my posts were really fucking nasty, disgusting, and it took her reading them back to me, reduced to tears, to realize how much of a piece of shit I was for even posting them.  I would never want anyone I feel so much love for to ever feel that pain.  It made her question my morals, our trust, and whether or not I am faithful to her.  When someone you love this much brings these things to question, it's like stabbing a knife into your heart.

Now I'm stuck trying to explain to her that this was all a front, a construct.  That I'm not actually like this.  I have to listen to her saying that she doesn't believe, doesn't trust me, how I could say these things.  It hurts, a lot.

I am faithful.  I'm not a player.  I've always been a boyfriend kind of guy.  I have no wants for anyone else.  I never waited to bang multitudes of women (or any women other than her), and treat them like objects. I'm not racist.  I'm not homophobic.  I'm not a guy that runs around flashing money in people's faces.  I know some people are like that, but I'm not.  She also brought up how I would feel if my future children would read what I wrote.  Answer:  Like a fucking pig piece of shit, unfit to bring my offspring into this world.

I hope none of you end up causing the kind of pain I have, and hope that if you are posting similarly to me that you consider your posts, and those who it may affect, either presently or in the future.

I'll be taking a break from this forum permanently.

Hope you guys all the best and happy holidays.  Sorry for the years of negativity.

#4306383 Life fuck ups

Posted stcolbert on 19 December 2014 - 12:47 AM

And you're a fucking useless piece of shit

#4306395 Life fuck ups

Posted Breadstick on 19 December 2014 - 01:03 AM

if this is serious, i hope things work out for you. i think most of us know your "alpha" posts were all done in jest, as you've been a genuinely helpful person on here and had some actual discussions about important things

i generally try to act on the internet the same as i would irl, but i can't say there's never been a time where i've done something jokingly on here that wouldn't go over as well with friends or family irl

gl fam

#4085086 ret paladins need nerfs

Posted Gekz on 22 March 2014 - 11:42 PM

its even worse when they bring out the shiny pet like u cant even peel it wtf????

#4083262 ret paladins need nerfs

Posted kiddyo on 19 March 2014 - 07:15 PM

sounds more like a L2P issue...

#4282548 Pls OT, help me lose weight...

Posted Ayrasaurus on 02 December 2014 - 01:44 PM

Daily reminder that you too can become a strong independent BBC who don't need no man

#4279423 Why don't you have a Girlfriend Junkie?

Posted Esiwdeer on 29 November 2014 - 07:37 PM

For me personally, having a girlfriend would mean I made a mistake in most cases. Although I am driven to lust after women in a rather unfair and.. hormonal way, I am capable of restraining myself sufficiently to realize how few women are actually worthy of me in a relationship.

I don't mean that egotistically, I just feel like I haven't met any person that made me feel like I didn't need to meet anymore people. Too many guys find girls who are simply hot enough, and try to make the rest work. A lot of you guys are pretty young, but lives start getting real heavy towards the end of long term relationships. All the bad shit that is going to happen to you in your life is going to happen to you, most likely, because of a relationship.

Should only settle down with women that you really like, shouldn't look at having a girlfriend like it's some job that needs to be done at all times by some woman. Being independent can't be undervalued or understated. The longer you live with women, the lazier you'll become.

Hear me now, believe me later I guess. Good luck, boys.