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#4213141 Xaryu Loses 3k, Inflicts Pain on Own Anus

Posted Bigmoran on Today, 12:44 AM




#4210969 Apology to everyone

Posted Takenotezz on 18 September 2014 - 04:48 AM

Hey, i'm Takenotezz, also known as Jake to many people. I played RPS in the ESL tournament with Roasty and Wizk. Wizk and I have had the highest RPS in the world for the last 3 seasons; with Smooch(Jahmilli) , Roasty, and Pikaboo. Although our comp isn't too strong, especially in a tournament setting, we decided to play it anyways. Our very first matchup was against a 2500 Monk TSG. This comp is a direct counter to RPS. We beat this team , a long with many other higher rated Monk TSGs on live. We felt confident in playing vs them, and we won 3-0. Our next matchup was against Mw monk, Ww monk, Destro warlock. This comp is also what seems to be a direct counter; anyone who PvPs at a high level and understands RPS's weaknesses/strengths would see why, We ended up losing 1-3. Keep in mind this team was not eligible to qualify; the ww monk (steven/balance) and the destro lock (ald/poutineboy) did not meet blizzard's blizzcon requirements. This sucked for us, because we faced two direct counters in our first two matchups, even though we won the first matchup, it still was very unlucky. We are now in the losers bracket, and face a destro MLS , which we destroy very quickly. Score ended up being 3-0. Our next comp to face was Monk Beast Cleave, which is also a direct counter to RPS. We actually stand 0 chance vs a decent Monk Beast Cleave. Once again, anyone who PVPs at a high level understands why. So at this point, it was obvious we were going to lose, because even if we beat Tosan/Twosticks/Diggles Monk Beastcleave, our next team to face was Glinks/Lifebloom/Mendi's Monk Beastcleave. Glink's team was better than Tosan's, and we would lose vs Tosan's team. I accepted the fact that we were going to lose, and the next day when we were scheduled to play, this idea of running godcomp into them came up. I was not okay with this at all, at first. Anyone who knows me could say that I would be the last person to be associated with something like this.  For those of you who don't know, I've been dating an amazing girl who I met via WoW/Twitch named Elizabeth. I'm crazy for this girl, she's crazy for me. (I mean who wouldn't?) We met online, so distance is a huge problem for us. She lives in Maryland in the middle of nowhere, and I live in San Diego, California. We have met in person twice, once when i flew to see her in Maryland for a week, and the other when she flew to California to be with me for 10 days. Anyone who has been in a serious relationship knows how hard it is to be far away / not able to see your significant other for a long period of time. I havent seen her in about two months. I'm only 18 and I dont have loads of money to be able to see her as much as I would like to. When I found out that regionals were going to be in New York, and that if I went I would be able to see her, I wanted to do whatever it took to make that happen. If was a free trip to see the girl of my dreams who I've been missing so much. The next time I was supposed to see her was blizzcon, so this would be an oppurtunity to see her a month before blizzcon, for free. I agreed to playing godcomp on our team so that we could easily make it to regionals so that I could get what I wanted, to see my girlfriend. What I did was extremely wrong and unfair, but Elizabeth means a lot more to me. We played godcomp and easily won and made it to regionals. I felt awful after we had won; it was cheating, there was tons of posts/drama, people were mad at me, etc. Although we cheated, I think that specifically Wizk deserves to go to regionals more so than the teams that would have gone if we would have lost. Wizk is the best spriest in the game currently, and has held #1 priest all season long. Any top rated player can agree with this statement. Even though tons of people dislike Wizk, everyone will admit that he is extremely skilled. I feel that our team had a much higher skill level than the teams that we had to face to make it to regionals. (the two monk beastcleaves + the godcomp) Although this is true, we cheated and should definitely be disqualified. After the posts/forums blew up, a lot of my friends messaged me asking for details and other things, but If I wanted to see Elizabeth, I would have to keep quiet. This was the hardest thing for me, everyone calling me names, me losing the respect of many people/players, our team being frowned upon. I wanted to tell everyone the reasoning behind why I thought playing godcomp was acceptable, but I couldn't. We ended up getting disqualified, which sucked at first because there goes the opportunity to see Elizabeth, but it was also a relief because all the stress was going away. Here is where the apologies come in.

First off, I want to apologize most importantly to Chanimal, also known as Adam. Adam has been my biggest inspiration in WoW, I love him as a player, I love him as a person. I feel like I let him down the most; he messaged me asking why I allowed what happened to happen, and there was nothing I could tell him. He is one of the coolest, nicest, funniest guys I have ever met; IRL and online. I apologize to you Adam, hopefully this doesn't change much.

Secondly, I would like to apologize to Jahmilli. Jahmilli was accused of playing the mage in our godcomp, and took so much disrespect from people in his stream. People automatically accused him for doing something that he took absolutely zero part in. What happened caused a reaction and ended up with Jahmilli losing fans and the respect of some of the WoW community. Along with Jahmilli, I want to apologize to Tease. Tease knew Jahmilli had no part in it, and had to see Jahmilli getting accused of doing something he didn't do. She was, I imagine, directly affected by the whole ESL tournament as well because of the actions occurred with my team. I apologize to you.

Next I want to apologize to all the players of the tournament who were affected by what happened with team Jake'n'Bake. Pikaboo, (one of the coolest guys on WoW, really funny, rogue prodigy, I've always wanted to impress/play with, I'm also low-key his biggest fan) Snutz, Venruki, Cdew, (all players who I have always watched/looked up to/wanted to impress/be liked by when I first started playing) Dillypoo, (a really close friend of mine who is just a all around great human being. have enjoyed playing/spending a lot of time with him) Tosan (never really got to know him, always been a fan of his old PVP movies, feel like we are on a bad note currently) Glink (Glink is one of the most fun guys to play with; always a positive attitude, loves to mess around, known him for a while and we have been known to be great friends, hope we still can be) The godcomp we played for the last spot in regionals (don't know any of them, but they deserved a fair chance to regionals, which they did not get.) Novoz's Team/Vanguard's Team ( both teams with extremely skilled/known and respected players, when they heard about what was happening with our team and us making it to regionals, was very unfair for them)


Next is all of twitch/wow community/my fans/friends who weren't mentioned. Sorry for letting you down, this will never happen again. I just hope that anyone who doesn't know me won't judge my character based off of this one event, I hope everyone can look past this and accept my apology.

And I last want to apologize to Blizzard/ESL for saying that this is by far the most unorganized tournament ever. Very unprofessional, poor foundation, little to no admins to help with unanswered questions, rules / whole way the tournament was ran was absurd.

Sorry to everyone, hope that this clears everything up and that people can look past what happened, thanks for whoever read this.

-Jake


#4210141 ESL/BLIZZARD SCANDAL

Posted hoodrych on 17 September 2014 - 06:32 PM

View Postsnutzy, on 17 September 2014 - 06:10 PM, said:

Where is the proof I cheated to Blizzcon? You understand that post with Hoodrch was false right? Show me the proof

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#4209841 ESL/BLIZZARD SCANDAL

Posted Capstone on 17 September 2014 - 03:11 PM

i'd just like to point out some things that are actually wrong with the tournament instead of this random bashing

let's compare the routes some teams had to take to the tournament

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so, for the HLS to qualify, they had to play mostly against teams that either qualified for the tournament or were capable, and the teams they played against had already gone through a tough bracket

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i don't mean to bash this god comp, it's not that they're not good - but they played against my mom. i didn't even know she signed up

even on the back end of the bracket, they are queuing into teams that they have a favorable matchup against

let's shift focus to the 3 amigos, whose place in the tournament is being questioned in this thread:

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they miss the tournament by a last round loss to a team that gives them a quite unfavorable matchup, despite most of the wizards qualified being inept against MLS

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here's a screenshot of the FRONT end of the loser's bracket. thank god my mom didn't have to play in this bracket or she would have had to make a hunter just to compete

what's the important part of all of this? WoW tournaments are unlike other tournaments - the strengths and weaknesses of some teams are much more significant than in other games/sports. there are unfavorable conditions and matchups in almost any game, but not anywhere near as significant as they are in WoW

for qualifying purposes, a strict elimination bracket is potentially the worst way to determine which teams should enter a tournament

the ladder is decent at sorting this out, although as we have seen on live and on the TR, it's susceptible to wintrade and selective queuing

a better solution would probably be round robin or any other tournament format other than the ones that have been presented. this idea has been proposed before, but for some reason we are still playing blizzcon in the patch of a future expansion and qualifying teams based on who can wintrade better, knows a dev, or plays against my mom in a tournament bracket


#4119347 Kuilox Apologize Note

Posted Dillypoo on 13 May 2014 - 05:21 AM

View PostRegent, on 13 May 2014 - 04:10 AM, said:


You can call me a 12 year old but my cock is probably thicker than your wrist.


#4196989 Reckful Cheats, RIP JENNA [Video]

Posted BalanceRexxar on 26 August 2014 - 04:04 AM

Does Jenna have a big booty?



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#4157765 In-game NPCs named after PvPers

Posted Capstone on 27 June 2014 - 09:29 PM

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explains a lot as well


#4157657 In-game NPCs named after PvPers

Posted Capstone on 27 June 2014 - 08:26 PM

just saw this on twitter

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#4156517 In-game NPCs named after PvPers

Posted Capstone on 26 June 2014 - 11:46 PM

holinka tweeted about another few coming on twitter, apparently Jahmilli is getting one where he follows you around in the starting zone if you make a shaman and complains at you until you are level 10

this feature not needed for hunters, because i am already doing that on live


#4156280 In-game NPCs named after PvPers

Posted Ayrasaurus on 26 June 2014 - 09:00 PM

tfw no human male black called "Ayra"

fuck i'd even accept being a stranglethorn gorrila

just gimme my fucking validation please


#4137164 Someone should make a WoW documentary

Posted Capstone on 08 June 2014 - 06:16 AM

View Postkannetixx, on 08 June 2014 - 05:08 AM, said:

i could see this being great for pve but for pvp?

hidden conversations about who to dodge / ddos

running some brain dead comp

following the #1 pilot player

yeah really fucking interesting stuff.
ya you could interview lazylarry


#4119818 *Video* Glinks trying to buy IP's and preparing to fight everyone at bliz...

Posted Esiwdeer on 13 May 2014 - 03:39 PM

Morning fellas, not sure if any other geniuses read this thread so, if you're not a genius I have decided to leave you a brief summary:

Glinks did or perhaps did not do what this Hunter claims. For some reason, right when I'm about to click on a vod and see what this is all about I lost interest.

Vortexckz is, in my opinion, jealous of Glinks' superior rating. I believe his jealously contributed to his incredibly stupid AJ picture/sig combination. Most likely some sort of World of Warcraft cheater, this person shouldn't be trusted.

Europeans tried to take a swing at the champ while US defends itself from these erroneous claims. It is 2014, fellas. You guys are like.. basically trying to have a Super Bowl after the rapture. Everyone real is gone. Tease is getting Gladiator by playing her own character. Bailamos is a must-have on your RealID if you're tryna RBG. You should be ashamed for not cheating, honestly.

Everyone left playing must suffer through their own trials and tribulations, but please don't fool yourselves into thinking anyone left playing is good. There are people who bought their account and all their Glad titles - people who are shady Australians - who are now considered to be totally legit even though they have the same name as a living legend and I'm pretty sure there weren't two of me dating all the way back to TBC.

Seriously, nobody thinks it's weird that all of the sudden all the account selling websites are offering Battle.net name changes and unlimited character transfers and now everyone has 9+ R1? This website is like Facebook; falsely represent yourself to make yourself feel better. Don't be fooled, gentlemen.

Lastly, people expect more of Hunters. As the only Hunter left visiting this forum with any LAN experience, I hereby pardon Glinks and condemn Vortexckz to being a 2200 rated never-been.

That is all.


#4119800 *Video* Glinks trying to buy IP's and preparing to fight everyone at bliz...

Posted Vorteckz on 13 May 2014 - 03:13 PM

View PostClamnesia, on 13 May 2014 - 03:02 PM, said:

When Glink gets into his first fight at blizzcon, can we please make sure the cameras are catching it so that virtual ticket owners can see him get his punk, ddosing, account piloting, small man syndrome tail whooped? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

All of Glinks fights will be recorded and on aj posted as " Glinks 2 ". We will be expecting dhorothy to comment On the thread letting us know how he could of done it better as well.


#4113005 SkillCapped RBG Leader Guide 192 WPM

Posted Kettu on 03 May 2014 - 02:22 PM




#4112063 Anyone trying out Fury this season?

Posted Jalopy on 01 May 2014 - 10:10 PM

I made an account on AJ just so I could post in this great thread. I especially enjoyed the amount of whiteknighting for me and attacks against me because my enhance partner wanted me to make up a new comp name for this permutation of turbo.

On topic, fury is infinitely more fun than arms, as arms was designed by and for rhesus monkeys to play, and has a skill cap that is somewhere (slightly) above the Mariana trench. At least with fury there is small amounts of forethought involved with actually doing things. Not to mention how it has about twice the burst potential as arms, and even though I was playing it in a melee cleave, I think it would be far more effective with other comps, especially those which rely on swaps or burst windows as opposed to sustained pressure.




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