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Member Since 17 May 2010
Offline Last Active Apr 26 2013 02:47 AM

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In Topic: time to kill myself

26 April 2013 - 12:53 AM

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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In Topic: Red wine vs. white

07 April 2013 - 09:03 AM

ive had homemade wine before. that was pretty brutal

So while watching Lockup on MSNBC...

In Topic: Merry Christmas everyone.

25 December 2012 - 03:45 AM

Christmas blows dickhole.

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In Topic: If I don't bump this thread the morning of Dec 21...

19 December 2012 - 04:41 AM

That would be a great calamity. How is the human race supposed to continue with only pasty beta males?

wait, what about bilian

In Topic: fuck this we're settling this shit now. vote inside. smooth or crunchy...

19 December 2012 - 04:37 AM

breadstick eats SHIT

Even if that were true, it's smooth.