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#4207387 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 13 September 2014 - 09:54 PM

Sorry you appear to have not answered the most vital question

what is your MBPH?

#4206844 The "Funny Picture" thread

Posted Alcohoulix on 12 September 2014 - 06:24 PM

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#4206517 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 11 September 2014 - 08:24 PM

Android is SO much better than iphone it's like comparing.

It's like comparing me and Dan's dicks against the rest of the worlds.

No competition.

#4206796 help me win a gamer girl contest!

Posted Kawklee on 12 September 2014 - 03:45 PM

premium junkie

#4206727 help me win a gamer girl contest!

Posted Zaephyr on 12 September 2014 - 12:59 PM

seems legit

#4206388 living on campus

Posted Kawklee on 11 September 2014 - 02:42 PM

yeah carry a pack of gum and a pack of smokes and also have a real cool hat or some piece of flair that people will remember you by and wear it every day like get a really cool visor and wear it upside down or a fedora or maybe a pocket watch that waay people will recognize you and instead of being "that weird guy" you'll be "that weird guy who always wears a fedora/pocket watch/upside down visor"

#4205500 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 10 September 2014 - 02:57 AM

mosquitos love suckin my dick

#4205473 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 10 September 2014 - 02:44 AM

wEll yeah even though i didnt kiss i obviously still banged like 5000,000000 girls by the time i was 10, that's different though.

My dicks like some species of shark - if it ever stops moving it dies.

#4205395 living on campus

Posted Zaephyr on 10 September 2014 - 01:07 AM

View PostFlavours, on 09 September 2014 - 08:49 PM, said:

at age 18/9? thats worrying

don't listen to Flavours.

Just don't be awkward,

as a secondary tip buy some Titanium hair wax - it's a real game changer.

You may not believe me (I know it's hard to think) - but I was once in a similar situation to you. Now i DRIVE the school bus

#4205095 new iphone in 5.5 inches long

Posted Zaephyr on 09 September 2014 - 06:29 PM

Your phone would've been bigger than your dick even if you were using a nokia 3310 m8

#4205023 Official UEFA & Football/Soccer Thread

Posted Matisse on 09 September 2014 - 04:47 PM

View PostSlashgiggle, on 09 September 2014 - 03:53 PM, said:

My Sunday league team

but it's Tuesday

#4203979 [IRL] Official OT IRL Picture's

Posted Sykeasaurus on 08 September 2014 - 02:12 AM

the kind of looks like alexis

#4203619 Life advice

Posted ysnakewoo on 07 September 2014 - 02:44 PM

View PostFTRouslan, on 07 September 2014 - 02:26 PM, said:

How do you not fall unconscious whenever you have an erection? Life-threatening boners man

He evolved to the point where he developed another organ similar to the heart that pumps the blood just for his gigantic cock.

You obviously don't know anything about human evolution, have you watched X-Men?

#4203568 Life advice

Posted Zaephyr on 07 September 2014 - 01:23 PM

Gonna doll out some #SOUND advice right.

So From the age of around 10-16 I was pretty fucking fat, I sat in front of the computer all day and did nothing but play games.

Here is the secret to my success: When I was 16 I was diagnosed with diabetes, however, before I was diagnosed, i had it for months and months without realizing. I developed Ketoacidosis - which is basically when you start eating your own fat and shit, i don't really understand it. I lost ~20kg+ in 3 weeks before I was diagnosed and i couldn't walk and shit, but then I didn't put the weight back on afterwards.

Anyway, what i'm trying to say is, induce diabetes in yourself then let it get to a point where your blood is around ~60% sugar (instead of 4-7) lose all that weight then run fast as fuck to a hospital

hope this helps

(true story)


#4202857 Life advice

Posted Zaephyr on 06 September 2014 - 10:14 AM

View PostSlashgiggle, on 06 September 2014 - 02:29 AM, said:

You just need to increase your MBPH (Models Banged Per Hour, obviously).

Assuming your MBPH is on the low side, say 15, just double it for about a week, then add 5-10 each week for 8 weeks and you will get the results you desire.

Alexis can post a before/after pic of himself if you want to see how effective this simple change can be.

Yeah couldn't agree more with this post

I was averaging a low ~20 MBPH for a while and I was being teased at school, bullied by even my parents and my brothers. I spoke to Dan one day though and it kinda changed my life, he'd been running at ~100 for the past 20 years and i've never seen someone in better peak physical form.

So yeah, I gradually increased over the years and now I'm hitting a respectable, but still pretty low ~60 MBPH. I'm still working on it though. I can only recommend that you give Dan (Slashgiggle) a private message and he can provide you with information for the purchase of the textbook/other life info.

He also wrote the book - "How to deal with a dick that's BIGGER than the rest of your body" - So if you need any advice on that then you can directly contact the author right here - which I think is pretty cool.