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#4389388 Your Tournament Sucks.

Posted demoneyes on 18 February 2015 - 03:34 AM

View PostBailamosx, on 17 February 2015 - 07:46 AM, said:

The "Gamers League Live: Battle of the Atlantic" tournament was a terrifying experience of intolerable length, embarrassingly encapsulated by my moments spent bickering with its amateur administration. One of those involved a lisp-bearing, Tourette's-like shoutcaster, "Desecration" and his English second language counterpart Reinhart (you don't see Azael shoutcasting Bleached Bones in Russian) inventing the phrase "texture healing" mid-series in my Team's victorious Eye of the Storm vs Abn. Such is shameful stupidity.

If you all want to save yourself the time waste, go into a McDonald's kitchen, cue up Skrillex playing the dubstep of hell, and grab a minimum wage employee to bang pots and pans together. Now shut your eyes and use your imagination to narrate each battleground. Congratulations. You've surpassed them. Faint praise indeed; however, as they are dumb as bricks. Their appearance looked like Abn's throw-up. They clog their Skype calls with incomprehensible, meaningless verbal flops. Clearly, they know as much about battleground strategy as they do fornicating with women.

Look, I am bitter. I hate being wronged. And yet, please don't misunderstand. This post is not merely to vent and name call the amateurish organizers. What transpired during the tournament was crass, despicable, and sums up everything toxic that the community has become.

Conflicted that I quit the tournament early, I looked to the audience as a reality check. I was reassured: "That texture healing rule has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard" (Novoz); "I'm sorry for what happened to you and your team today, despite our past, it was unfair, and I'm sorry I couldn't do more to make it fair (Magnusz, Tournament Referee); "They are dumb. Why not just ban grip knocks in the mid. How the fuck is that exploitation? Its designed that way"; (Athlete); "Like watching paint dry while getting caved in the face with a baseball bat" (Rawkus); "This must be the worst tournament I have ever experienced" (Rynd).
It's certainly the worst something.

Abn watching their zero-delay live stream: http://i.imgur.com/kdjRi1B.jpg

Of "Texture Healing" and Bias: http://www.twitch.tv...ers/b/624983332

Responses to "texture healing": "That's our mistake" (Imbajohn); "That doesn't matter" (Nickolas); "We can do the same thing" (Zumoch); "You can still grip-knock there" (Datacus).

Corrupt Admin: "If you would have even lost that match, I would have replayed it. . . I wish you win against Bailamos, as personal, not judge . . . we will stall in your favor guys. Just don't tell Bailamos that we're stalling for you because he's gonna give a shit show" (Reinhart).

Last Version of Rule Book (they deleted theirs, of course): http://pastebin.com/Km88kFn3

Referee Interview: https://www.dropbox....oWRecording (10).mp4?dl=0

Tournament EU Admin: http://i.imgur.com/1yDkTyV.png
Agreed.


#4389206 Your Tournament Sucks.

Posted Aekl on 17 February 2015 - 08:11 PM

There were problems, shit happens. Just have to get over it and move on. I had a lot of fun playing the games, and look forward to the next one.


#4381068 ABN?

Posted Shawir on 06 February 2015 - 04:06 AM

View PostNmplol, on 05 February 2015 - 12:53 PM, said:

Kid is a freak. Good riddance.

the only reason u even exist is because abn got an arab to donate the first 1k to soda to have his head shaved off to blow up the stream and u tagged along and have been mooching off of him ever since when u did nothing besides being a buffoon in front of the entirety of this shit community

abn created u nmp, get on ur slave knees and give respect to ur master u monkey


#4382018 ABN?

Posted drugdealerx on 06 February 2015 - 04:32 PM

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#4382316 ABN?

Posted Lolflay on 06 February 2015 - 07:10 PM

View PostNmplol, on 06 February 2015 - 05:35 AM, said:

Also, https://www.youtube....h?v=F2Ud2YN-onQ . When people line up to have anyone of your autographs then maybe we can have a serious chat.

PEACE

View Postprana, on 06 February 2015 - 05:40 AM, said:

I have a nicer car than u, am 10x better looking, and I wont say anything about your girl cause im sure shes nice and all but yeah...
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Didn't want to comment at all, until I read all your posts in this thread. You truly are insecure, aren't you ? But then again, you should be. What exactly did you or your friend accomplish in your lives that's worth mentioning, being a "celebrity" ( lol ) in a game which barely holds 10-20k twitch viewers is nothing imo.

Dyrus, Oddone and other huge League streamers aren't "celebrities" or important by any measure, let alone people like Reckful or Sodapoppin. Earning semi-middle class wage is nothing worth mentioning either.

But whatever, don't let the real life hit you in the head until it's time.


#3971623 Why would it be such a crime to have another viable rogue spec for arena?

Posted asdjbasf122 on 23 October 2013 - 11:48 AM

PvE is more important. Sorry.


#3974419 datakiss vs bailamos rbgs

Posted Pandalol on 26 October 2013 - 05:46 AM

This is always great. The two #2 teams battling it out to be bridesmaids. You guys will always be the sidekicks. Bucky to Captain America. Roy Harper to Oliver Queen. Robin to Batman. There is only one true RBG king, and what he lacks in eyebrows he more than makes up for in talent.


#3965911 Pro Player's Helping Blizzard?

Posted Marshmellow on 16 October 2013 - 05:36 PM

Oh god why Tosan


#3967399 Pro Player's Helping Blizzard?

Posted kannetixx on 18 October 2013 - 09:26 AM

View PostNadagast, on 17 October 2013 - 04:35 PM, said:

Thanks for the PMs. I've got no physical keyboard right now so I probably won't be able to reply to most of them but I am reading all of them. I'll keep reading them, so keep em coming.

nada is over here typing messages with his mind and shit.


#3932278 RBG Fantasy League (RBGFL)

Posted flannelsoff on 28 August 2013 - 01:16 PM

Lets not forget the classic 7v10 on stream

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#3919671 Fuck off, wizard cleave and Blizzard

Posted Athlete on 29 July 2013 - 09:40 AM

View PostMarshmellow, on 29 July 2013 - 06:56 AM, said:

What was that noise at the end
hope this helps




#3886179 WoW down to 8.3 million subscribers

Posted Smooviex on 10 May 2013 - 10:44 PM

View PostTibzdtf, on 10 May 2013 - 07:47 PM, said:

Sorry let me gather my world first dps records from normal modes. Sorry I actually only PvE'd when the game was good. Did you even see Mu'ru pre 3.0?

nerd


#3866690 Patch 5.3 PTR - Build 16758, Warlocks.

Posted Skenz on 25 March 2013 - 06:22 PM

I think they forgot to buff shadow priests


#3839415 Your best TV series.

Posted terribleperson on 22 January 2013 - 10:19 PM

it's always sunny in philly.


#3863021 Hi Guys I am Nmp

Posted flannelsoff on 17 March 2013 - 07:38 PM

i think theyre crafting a seperate one for 5s on a bongwater bg




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