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In Topic: Cool story bro

19 July 2015 - 05:53 AM

View PostFTRouslan, on 19 July 2015 - 01:28 AM, said:

You want a cool story? I'll tell you a cool story.

When I was in high school, we had pretty big bathrooms. You would figure they'd have toilet paper always stocked in there, right? Wrong. This one time, I had to take a shit really bad. I penguin-legged it into the bathrooms, went into a stall, and unleashed a huge torrent of diarrhea into the toilet bowl. As soon as I finished, I grabbed for the toilet paper. And what did I find? Nothing. An empty toilet paper dispenser. So I had exit the stall with my pants only halfway pulled up to avoid getting shit all over them, and go into the other stall. But guess what? The other stall was locked. There was nobody in there, some fucknut managed to lock the door after they were done taking a shit. So I had to crawl on the piss-soaked floor and go under the stall door. AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT?! There was no toilet paper in this stall either. At this time I didn't know about the trick of using your socks to wipe your ass, so I had only one choice. I had to sit down on the toilet, scoop up the residual shit on my asshole with my fingers, and paint it on the wall like a (literally) shitty finger paint project to get rid of the diarrhea covering my anus. That bathroom wall completely covered in streaks of shit is a testament to the desperate struggle man faces in the search for things to wipe their ass with.
You shouldof wiped your ass with this thread instead

In Topic: Multi gladiator starts producing Tropical House :) would be awesome to hear y...

19 July 2015 - 05:28 AM

View Postthastorii, on 10 July 2015 - 08:28 AM, said:

New track incase would be awesome to hear your thoughts :)

That was very beach euphoric m'lady *tips fedora*

In Topic: [Music] What are you listening to?

19 July 2015 - 05:16 AM


In Topic: vidya

19 July 2015 - 12:25 AM

View PostZaephyr, on 18 July 2015 - 01:55 PM, said:

csgo :D
Posted Image ;)

Need something else, cs is starting to get boring ;_;

In Topic: New hack?

18 July 2015 - 06:33 AM

View PostLolflay, on 09 July 2015 - 11:41 AM, said:

This was on like, MG2 or DMG, I've heard that on higher ratings they're ten times worse if/when you meet them.
At Global Elite, most russians usually communicate in english and just try to play cs like the rest of us, it's mostly at lower ranks russians are toxic.