First, some backstory. Ronald basically tried to commit check fraud for a 2200 carry. Ronald has since become happily married to a woman named Airena *********, who has since changed her name to Airena ******* **** *******-*********, or AJFCS for short. They live at home with his mother and Ronald works part time as a, "climber." Ronald recently shed some light on a few medical issues he was suffering with, stating:
Which is only compounded by his recent legal troubles. Such is the life of a vigilante with Navy Seal training:
But don't worry, Ronald apparently intimidated his way out of it. Fortunately for all of us here, Ronald is alive and well and living in Michigan.
Without further pretense:
Q: Did you really bang Bailamos' girlfriend?
A: Yes, he even admitted to it in his poorly-punctuated and even more poorly-written reply.
Q: Your RBG team beat Bailamos' RBG team 9v10 and you banged his girlfriend while they were dating, why is he still pretending to be the best?
A: I'll answer this with a quote from Gladiator.
Maximus: Would you, Quintus? Would I?
Plus, who the hell cares about RBGS? I mean, I guess you have to do something while waiting for your 10th Anniversary Achievement, lol.
Q: Did Ronald really call the cops?
A: Yes, a few times. We could actually hear the woman say, "911, what is your emergency?" At the end the cops actually turned his computer off.
Q: Did Ronald ever pay you?
A: Yes, eventually he was so scared of Denzel Washington in American Gangster that he paid Henry, who gave me my cut.
Q: Why is Tibs so much less funny than you?
A: Who knows? He never got R1, unlike me. Plus he was friends with that Synergy psychopath.
Q: Do you still want to be friends with Emil Bonde?
A: Yes, but unfortunately I've lost contact with Emilio. I'm sorry my American patriotism got the better of our friendship. If you come back, I'll teach you to play League of Legends.
Q: What do you do now, Reedwise?
A: Me and the old <IT GETS BETTER> boys now play League of Legends.. poorly, but if you really need to get in touch with me you can add my Skype at reed.wise, or my League account: Reedwise
Q: Are you that Reedz person that posted before, pretending to be you?
A: No, that person just wishes they were me - like a lot of people. I haven't played World of Warcraft since S9. Grats on getting R1 in 2013 and actively pretending to be me to get on teams, bro. Another couple expansions and you'll be a professional, like I was 3 years ago.
Q: Why is Icedbriskedtea so salty?
A: I have no idea, the dude tried to fight me for creative control of my own projects. You need to calm down, Brenner Harris.
Q: Who is worse, Reedwise or Ronald?
A: Why don't you ask your mom LOL! I asked her, and she was like, "aughhhhhhh"
Best of luck in Azeroth, fellas.
That is all.