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#1 Bigmoran

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 03:32 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been a while. Today concludes the end of the ACTUAL cataclysm of an expansion. In the words of Garrosh Hellscream, times change. In honor of the new expansion (and in a cheap attempt to out rep Lolflay), here are the tryhards of the last season in Wardads of Draenor.

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In an act of Iraq triggered PTSD, this 50 year old DK relentlessly aimed his snipe at a young college girl. This wasn’t the first time Nutsz browsed arenamate for potential targets. He was accustomed to monitoring the ladders on his 18-inch CRT, always ready to use his trackball mouse to click “Join Battle”, all while Fortunate Son was blasting in the background.


Though it is rumored he has a part time job as Ellen Degeneres stunt double, Minpojke has found his way on this years list. After a devastating DQ from last year’s regionals, Pojke was determined to reign the European ladder for another season. Teaming up with (insert random EU mage here) and a 14 year old Danish boy from Xbox live, Pojke asserted himself as the premier druid among all europine countries.  

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Though he has come a long way from his back to back R1-Duelist days (I shit you not this guy got R1 duelist two seasons in a row), this hunter still remains the cuckold of a bald headed baby gnome. Dillypoo spent countless hours playing the same comp every day of his WoD life. Somewhere in the depths of LFG he located a Priest and Feral Druid who had been afflicted by the Duelist curse. Perhaps sympathizing with their struggle, Dillypoo and his team managed to get slapped around like that milf did in that video I my friend watched last night, losing several points to arcane RMPala. Dillypoo endured and managed to once again have one of the highest games played of any player in the world.  

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The queen termite lays 30,000 eggs/day. With a lifespan of 15 years, that translates to 164,250,000 eggs laid in her lifetime. In the natural world, this is an incredible feat, but it is nothing compared to how many arcane mage eggs Babymichael is capable of laying in a single arena season. From the cherry-scented depths of Vape Nation, the Michaelus Guasparitoros is capable of producing 100 Gladiator tier arcane mages in the time it takes him to rip the fattest vape.

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I know this is cheap but Trilltko looks like this so I’m gonna assume he’s one of the biggest tryhards:

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If I actually put effort into digging for the tryhard monk this season it would likely be Sethcurry, simply because he was a zero to zero reject who gained an inflated ego due to WW buffs. Nontheless the guy just gives me the heebie jeebies.

But if I really wanted to be honest for a second, Mongery would probably take the cake as tryhard Monk. Getting banned more frequently than he has spelling tests, this child attempted to script his way to the top of the ladder multiple times, only to be stopped by that meddling Brian Holinka and his damned Lore dog.

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Two wrongs don’t make a right, but seven Wongs make the right dent in the arena ladder to be worthy of our attention. Vincentwong, also known as Jackson Lee, but sometimes known as Fatherwong is the Rynd of this expansion. Dawning multiple paladins, Wong was able to go Godzilla on the arena ladders.

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Though he resembles a Japanese nuclear monstrosity, he was capable of doing damage only a specific type of reptilian is capable of (see: Lizards). It is rumored (though unconfirmed) that Vincentwong dialed up his boy Reedz using the Razer Naga Reedz edition to prune the connection of his regional qualifying opponents.

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Honorable mention to Killak aka Thelf aka Squirtlelol aka Greenteax aka KobeBryant for laying low after his S15 5v5 wintrades to gain his fifth new identity as a R1 Paladin. Seriously guys, only weird people change their identity like that.


Dealing with more K’s than the inbox of an angsty teenage girl, Amne managed to secure his position as our tryhard priest. I don’t know much about this guy, other than the fact that his 3k freakout can only be rivaled by S12 Burt. I’ve watched this guy on stream a few times and his frequent nerd-rages are indicative enough to land a spot on our list.



Even though he is a good friend of mine, this guy needs to tone it down a bit:

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If you have ever done Brawlers guild, chances are you have defeated Blat, a simple goo-like organism that explodes into more goo puddles as the fight wears on. This boss encounter was loosely based on an event that occurred over several months in Sweden, as Minpojke’s fat cells were separated from his body to form the 100-celled organism known as Jaimex. This shaman is a prolific poster on this website, first gaining attention as a kickbotter back in MoP. Jaime managed to slowly creep his way on this list as his drive to reproduce was instinctually replaced with a motivation to take over the EU ladder.

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Can money buy you happiness? Well Sam I am, it sure can! Ignoring that obscure reference that few will understand, it’s time to open our pocketbooks and place our bets on who our tryhard lock is? I almost put some Ozztistic kid, but that would be too boring! The winner of the S18 tryhard Warlock is Locturnal. Spending hundreds of dollars donating and subscribing to his favorite streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into this spot. Just like the 13 year old Swedish kids that donate to popular girl streamers, Locturnal was able to buy his way into an artificial friendship with some of our most famous WoW celebrities! Good for him (too bad he didn’t get R1 EleGiggle)! Hey, maybe next paycheck.

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Failing to swoon Lxxi, Phixie, and Propel and gaining the award for the rejection Hat trick is Swull. This steroid filled rager queued multiple GCDTV’s and failed to qualify in each regional tournament. Maybe he’s a good guy, though—I hear they finish last. And that Swull did, as he finished last in every way possible.

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Flex on fools!

Edited by Bigmoran, 22 July 2016 - 02:59 AM.

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 03:52 AM

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 04:17 AM

RIP Locturtle

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 08:03 AM

R1 duelist is better so you don't ever have a blue helmet on aj

View PostCapstone, on 31 July 2014 - 03:47 PM, said:

the only hunter i approve of is dillypoo. the remainder of hunters' existence offends me to my core. when i wake up, i am troubled that in some parts of the world, there are other humans who still partake in slavery, sex trafficking, and hunter playing on world of warcraft

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crisise4, on 06 September 2015 - 03:02 AM, said:

did you ever get round to taking it? It's actually the best free site i've found :)

crisise4, on 06 September 2015 - 04:55 AM, said:

Gonna take that as you flopped hard and couldn't get near my score with repeated tries :)

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 08:06 AM

Fucking hilarious as usual, and pretty accurate too. I always look forward to these. I just had an idea, you should make these into videos that you do after every season, I think they'd get a lot more buzz and wide-spread from that!
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Posted 21 July 2016 - 08:20 AM

lol why u guys removin' my posts, messed up.

You guys got like 3 posters a day, you think you'd be beggin for people like me to post

I guess u like a grand total of 3 posters per day lol

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 09:24 AM

next time i will try harder

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 09:32 AM

yes I finally made it on this list

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 01:59 PM

Thelf didnt wintrade s15, was funny though :)

#10 Bigmoran

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Posted 21 July 2016 - 04:54 PM

View PostCriterboyswag, on 21 July 2016 - 01:59 PM, said:

Thelf didnt wintrade s15, was funny though :)


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Posted 21 July 2016 - 10:20 PM

lol my man benjiown reppin 40,000+ arenas.

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Posted 22 July 2016 - 12:19 AM

jesus fucking pulsating termite queen

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Posted 22 July 2016 - 04:16 AM

i don't even play anymore but i still look forward to these, you always deliver LMFAO <3
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View PostIcekingx, on 13 January 2016 - 03:39 AM, said:

Sizure xoxo best Aussie.

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Posted 22 July 2016 - 06:52 PM

Holy fuck swull was annoying to play with.

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Posted Today, 01:28 AM

Lmfao yes

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Posted Today, 01:56 AM

View PostVoksen, on 21 July 2016 - 10:20 PM, said:

lol my man benjiown reppin 40,000+ arenas.

Jesus how long do you think it takes per arena when it comes to Q time plus arena prep play the actual arena?  I would say an average of what 8 minutes? That's almost 223 days of arenas.... JUST arenas.  Not including bgs, garrison gay shit, or whatever else.  God damn
  AJ's Wall of Tough Guys

View Postcrisise4, on 21 August 2015 - 03:39 AM, said:

i'm not your average aj user bro you're gonna have to up you game little boy.

View PostSaikx, on 21 August 2015 - 03:39 AM, said:

Also tread lightly my friend, you dont know who you are talking to ;)

View PostXonika, on 14 October 2015 - 04:07 PM, said:

who the fuck do u think you are, random fucking nobody, u dont deserve any of my time/effort retard. "tell me that a blizzcon" srsly? great fucking insult m9. dont even talk to me

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