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#61 akatyrone

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 12:17 AM

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#62 stalebagel

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 12:30 AM

It was dinner time in the Bailamos' Park Avenue Penthouse. Jordan dishes up a steaming plate of pasta when he realizes he forgot the meat. Josh "Xaryu" Lujan looks up from his plate with a gleam in his eye. "I got the meat right here for you baby." Lubing up with marinara sauce, Xaryu begins to pound his sausage into Bailamos's lightly buttered dinner roll. With a scream of delight Joshua releases his load.
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#63 demoneyes

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 03:34 AM

The "Gamers League Live: Battle of the Atlantic" tournament was a terrifying experience of intolerable length, embarrassingly encapsulated by my moments spent bickering with its amateur administration. One of those involved a lisp-bearing, Tourette's-like shoutcaster, "Desecration" and his English second language counterpart Reinhart (you don't see Azael shoutcasting Bleached Bones in Russian) inventing the phrase "texture healing" mid-series in my Team's victorious Eye of the Storm vs Abn. Such is shameful stupidity.

If you all want to save yourself the time waste, go into a McDonald's kitchen, cue up Skrillex playing the dubstep of hell, and grab a minimum wage employee to bang pots and pans together. Now shut your eyes and use your imagination to narrate each battleground. Congratulations. You've surpassed them. Faint praise indeed; however, as they are dumb as bricks. Their appearance looked like Abn's throw-up. They clog their Skype calls with incomprehensible, meaningless verbal flops. Clearly, they know as much about battleground strategy as they do fornicating with women.

Look, I am bitter. I hate being wronged. And yet, please don't misunderstand. This post is not merely to vent and name call the amateurish organizers. What transpired during the tournament was crass, despicable, and sums up everything toxic that the community has become.

Conflicted that I quit the tournament early, I looked to the audience as a reality check. I was reassured: "That texture healing rule has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard" (Novoz); "I'm sorry for what happened to you and your team today, despite our past, it was unfair, and I'm sorry I couldn't do more to make it fair (Magnusz, Tournament Referee); "They are dumb. Why not just ban grip knocks in the mid. How the fuck is that exploitation? Its designed that way"; (Athlete); "Like watching paint dry while getting caved in the face with a baseball bat" (Rawkus); "This must be the worst tournament I have ever experienced" (Rynd).
It's certainly the worst something.

Abn watching their zero-delay live stream: http://i.imgur.com/kdjRi1B.jpg

Of "Texture Healing" and Bias: http://www.twitch.tv...ers/b/624983332

Responses to "texture healing": "That's our mistake" (Imbajohn); "That doesn't matter" (Nickolas); "We can do the same thing" (Zumoch); "You can still grip-knock there" (Datacus).

Corrupt Admin: "If you would have even lost that match, I would have replayed it. . . I wish you win against Bailamos, as personal, not judge . . . we will stall in your favor guys. Just don't tell Bailamos that we're stalling for you because he's gonna give a shit show" (Reinhart).

Last Version of Rule Book (they deleted theirs, of course): http://pastebin.com/Km88kFn3

Referee Interview: https://www.dropbox....oWRecording (10).mp4?dl=0

Tournament EU Admin: http://i.imgur.com/1yDkTyV.png

Agreed.

Edited by demoneyes, 18 February 2015 - 04:18 AM.

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#64 Bailamosx

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 04:22 AM

Texture Sniping: https://www.youtube....h?v=ib6swi5KWaQ

Edited by Bailamosx, 18 February 2015 - 04:22 AM.

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#65 Covlol

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 04:57 AM

Failamos goes down, love it.
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#66 demoneyes

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 05:12 AM

Failamos goes down, love it.

Pretty sure Bailamos would've won the whole friggen tournament if he didn't drop out, idiot.
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#67 Nicholaes92

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 05:20 AM

Pretty sure Bailamos would've won the whole friggen tournament if he didn't drop out, idiot.


I'm pretty sure he lost.
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who the fuck do u think you are, random fucking nobody, u dont deserve any of my time/effort retard. "tell me that a blizzcon" srsly? great fucking insult m9. dont even talk to me


#68 demoneyes

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 05:24 AM

I'm pretty sure he lost.

Cause he dropped out because it was rigged and the judges were against him ......you're just as dumb as the other guy that said negative things about Bailamos.
#TEAMBAILAMOSFORLIFE!
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#69 Braindance

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 05:43 AM

Cause he dropped out because it was rigged and the judges were against him ......you're just as dumb as the other guy that said negative things about Bailamos.
#TEAMBAILAMOSFORLIFE!

I'm pretty sure he lost.

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#70 Okayenhance

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 05:59 AM

lol RBG lol WoW
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#71 maorimoron

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 02:06 PM

jajaja i texture starfall
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#72 jaimee

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 02:17 PM

this demoneyes guy seems a little retarded
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#73 Covlol

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 03:38 PM

Pretty sure Bailamos would've won the whole friggen tournament if he didn't drop out, idiot.



Shoulda coulda woulda, failamos goes down!
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Posted 18 February 2015 - 05:32 PM

kinda awkward when people are talking about "morals" and then the next minute you see them fly hacking
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#75 Covlol

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 05:48 PM

Double post, please delete.

Edited by Covlol, 18 February 2015 - 05:49 PM.

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 06:11 PM

So I read through this whole thing and didn't see what texture healing is/was.

Having biased judges/admins/whatever is pretty shitty.

Why are people having this same conversation of 'I'm on the moral highground here' when they've all seemed to have cheated in one way or another against each other. Can't you simply let the people who are cheating win? Blizzard isn't doing shit about it, but the whole idea of fighting fire with fire throws that whole morally superior argument out the window.


Also do it on lan.
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#77 Speedymart

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 06:21 PM

So I read through this whole thing and didn't see what texture healing is/was.

Having biased judges/admins/whatever is pretty shitty.

Why are people having this same conversation of 'I'm on the moral highground here' when they've all seemed to have cheated in one way or another against each other. Can't you simply let the people who are cheating win? Blizzard isn't doing shit about it, but the whole idea of fighting fire with fire throws that whole morally superior argument out the window.


Also do it on lan.


If I'm not mistaken 'texture healing' was some shit a shoutcaster made up on the fly.

It's when you abuse the fact that the ground doesn't have LoS and cast through it, such as casting from the bottom of mid in EoTS.

Yes, it has been in the game since day 1 in vanilla, but whatever.


Or it could be the no-delay stream idiots that were having their stream sniped, though even with 0 delay there's a delay, making it stupidly pointless

Edited by Speedymart, 18 February 2015 - 06:23 PM.

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Posted 18 February 2015 - 08:13 PM

A cheater who was cheating accusing others of cheating. You can't call yourself the Worlds Best RBG leader if you are going to complain every time you lose.
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Posted 18 February 2015 - 08:57 PM

From: http://us.battle.net...52555409?page=2

They made up that term on the spot, it's basically where you heal on the bottom path in the middle of eye of the storm, virtually being immune to getting grip-knocked. So in short, bails team healers down there, which originally was not against the rules, and the only way to deal with that without being in a terrible position, was to grip the healers up through the 'texture' or rocks which in turn would dc the healer, and ofc that was against the rules. So basically teams could 'texture' heal without being able to anything about without breaking the original rules.

tl;dr healers virtually arnt touchable without the other team breaking the rules


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Posted 18 February 2015 - 09:21 PM

So I guess there's a new "#1 RBG leader in the world" now?
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